https://www.biblegateway.com/versions/Hawaii-Pidgin-HWP/
2 “Wen you guys give money to da guys dat no mo notting, no make big show jalike da guys dat say one ting an do anodda wen dey go inside da Jewish churches an wen dey walk in da town wea da peopo stay. Dey like da peopo say dat dey awesome. Dass right! An I telling you guys dis too: Dey wen get all dea pay awready.
>>894555
Still a better version than the Message.
>>894555
>DASS RIGHT
>>894555
>Acts of the Apostles is called Jesus Guys
>16 An dey wen show him. He say, “Who dis guy on top da coin? An wass his name?” Dey say, “Dass King Cesar.” 17 An he tell um, “Kay den. Give um to Cesar, wat his, an give to God, wat his!” Wen dey hear dat, wen blow dea minds.
>>894579
>Wen dey hear dat, wen blow dea minds.
top pip
32 Dey take two crook guys wit him. Dey goin kill dem wit Jesus. 33 Dey come to da place name “Da Skull.” Dey hang Jesus on top da cross fo kill him dea. Dey hang da two crook guys on top da odda two crosses, one on da right side an da odda on da left side. 34 Jesus say, “Fadda, let um go fo dis bad ting dey doing. Dey donno wat dey doing!”
Da army guys throw dice fo take Jesus clotheses. 35 Da peopo stand dea an watch um. Da leada guys fo da Jews make fun a him. Dey say, “Eh, he wen take da odda guys outa da bad kine stuff dey stay in. If he da Spesho Guy God Wen Send fo real kine, how come he no can get himself outa dis now?!”
36 Da army guys make fun a him too. Dey come by him an like give him da cheap kine wine fo drink. 37 Dey say, “Eh, if you da King fo da Jews, get yoaself outa dis, den!”
38 Den dey write,
“Dis da King Fo Da Jews,”
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2 Jesus, he born Betlehem town, Judea side. Herod, he da king dat time. An you know wat? Had dese smart guys who know plenny bout da stars, wen come Jerusalem town from one far place, from da east side. Dey saying, 2 “Wea da boy dat born, da King fo da Jews? We wen spock one star come up da east side dat show dat he born awready, an we come hea fo go down in front him an show him plenny respeck.”
JUDEA SIDE NIGGA!
>>894555
What's funny? Are you guys not used to Hawaiian pidgin and other English derived creoles?
"God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!"
Seriously where did my sides go?
Dis letta from me, Paul. I one worka fo Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. God wen tell me fo come be his guy, cuz he like send me all ova da place fo talk fo him. God wen make me one spesho talka fo tell peopo da Good Kine Stuff From Him
>Let's all laugh at bring the Gospel to people
baka
>but he goin throw you guys outside. Den you guys goin cry an grind yoa teet cuz you so mad an futless.
a lot more evocative than "weeping and gnashing of teeth" imo
>>894678
DASS IT
>>894747
Because pidgins are by their nature easy to understand. English has changed over the centuries so that's become a stilted cliche.
>>894738
It's a very good thing that this translation was made so that more people can understand the good news but it does sound a little amusing.
23 Den all da peopo dat wen come togedda take Jesus away fo go in front Pilate, da governa. 2 Dey poin finga Jesus, an say, “Dis guy stay bulai our peopo! He teaching dem bad kine stuff! He say dey no need pay King Cesar his tax. He say dat he da Christ guy, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, an dat he one king.”
3 Pilate aks Jesus, “Eh, you da King fo da Jews, o wat?”
Jesus say, “Dass right, wat you wen say.”
4 Den Pilate tell da main priest guys an all da peopo, “I no find notting wrong wit dis guy.”
5 But dey say mo strong, “All ova Judea da peopo like beef cuz a da stuff he teaching. He wen start Galilee side. Now, he stay come all da way ova hea.”
>>895213
>Galilee side
kek
>>894555
>Only the new testament is available
Disappointing. The Old Testament is a lot more interesting.
>>894555
>https://www.biblegateway.com/versions/Hawaii-Pidgin-HWP/
Just look at the names
>Numba 1 Fo Da Corint Peopo
>Numba 2 Fo Da Corint Peopo
From the New Testament in Braid Scots (broad Scots):
2. "Whan, than, ye wad do a gude wark, dinna hae a bugle-horn soondit afore ye, as the pretenders div in kirks and merkits, that they may be roosed o' men. Truly say I t'ye, they hae gotten a' their reward!"
3. "But whan ye wad do a gude wark, lat yere left haun no jalouse what yere richt haun is thrang wi' !
4. "That yere gude warks may be dune hidlins; and yere Faither wha sees i' the hidlin place, sal his ain sel reward ye.
5. "And whane'er ye pray be-na as the pretenders; for weel they like to pray i' the kirks, and at the corners o' the braid causeys, sae as folk soud see them. Ay, ay ! say I; they hae gotten their reward!
6. "But ye, whan ye wad pray, gang intil yere bower; and, steekin yere door, pray till yere Faither wha is i' the hidlin place; and yere Faither, wha sees i' the hidlin place, sal his ain sel reward ye!
Mary Sing One Song
46 Mary wen say,
“My heart say good tings bout da Boss Up Dea Inside Da Sky,
47 My spirit stay good inside
Cuz God take me outa da bad kine stuff I stay in,
48 Cuz he wen tink bout me, his poor worka!
From now on all da peopo goin say
God wen do plenny good stuffs fo me,
49 Cuz God get power
An wen do plenny importan tings fo me.
He stay spesho an good, dass wat kine God him.
50 He give da peopo chance dat show respeck fo him,
From da granfaddas to da kids.
51 He stay show his power
An stay make da peopo wit big head so dey no can do
All da stuff dey like do.
52 He stay pull down plenny big kings from dea thrones,
An he stay make da peopo dat no mo notting importan.
53 He stay give da hungry peopo good stuff fo eat,
An he stay send away da rich guys wit notting.
54 He stay help da Israel peopo dat work fo him.
He no foget fo give dem chance,
55 Jalike he wen tell our ancesta guys,
Abraham, an his ohana, foeva.”
John 3:16
“God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
Revelation 1:8
Da Boss, he say, “I everyting, from first to last, A to Z.” He da One dat stay now, dat stay befo time, an dat goin stay afta, da One dat get all da power.
This reminds me of Ridley Walker.
>>895687
>Old testament
You mean Da Befo Jesus Book
I cant believe this shit is real
>>895910
lel
>>894653
>expecting softcore /pol/ to know anything outside the continental US
>>896585
wuts a continental US?
>>896600
Not hawaii & alaska
>>894555
