What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Sliced porridge.
Bread.
Flat bread
>>889801
Fresh pussy.
Pre sliced bread came bout when pussy was liberated and consequently worn out.
Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior who rose again on the third day
>>889801
Apple pie
Hiroshima
>>889801
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
>>889801
unsliced bread
Fuck your mum, cum on bread, tell her to eat
>>889801
The Emancipation Proclamation, at least in the New World.
>>889899
Why would you make your Mum eat cummy bread?
>>889920
why would I not
>>889801
>"the greatest forward step in the baking industry since bread was wrapped."
Wrapped bread apparently
sliced bread is actually shit, I wish we still had local bakers, butchers etc instead of getting shit food from the supermarket out of convenience
Bagged bread, if I remember rightly.
>>889801
Fuck sliced bread
>>889945
A lot of supermarkes bake their break in the stores.
>>889806
This.
>>889801
Sliced toast
>>889945
Bake your own bread dumb faggot. It's not hard.
Isn't bread just shitty potatoes when it comes to efficiency?
>>889806
this
>>892346
i remember that thread
i was the one who said that that face could become a meme
>>889945
You don't have local bakeries or chain bakeries?
At least in australia you could easily find 4 different chain bakeries in any town and half a dozen butchers.
HOLY
>>889819
Jesus is the bread of life.
Jesus' side was sliced by a Roman soldier.
"Sliced bread" is just a metaphor for Jesus.
>>893064
>>892513
every supermarket in America literally has a bakery inside of it
it's not just pre packaged sliced bread, they bake fresh breads and rolls and biscuits and shit on site
>>892626
MEME
Betty White
>>889945
There's one 4 minutes from my house.
the printing press
>>889801
LINOTYP
Button up boots
>>893064
can this be allowed to be true?
Heeled boots
