>write entire essay for politics class on Wealth of Nations
>realize after I submit it that the author's name isn't Alexander Hamilton
>>875665
>Write entire essay for history class on Sun Tsu
>Realize after I submit that it's not called "The Far of War"
>write entire essay on North European paganism and rituals uncovered through archeology
>realize after I submit it that I shouldn't have named it "the Gaul Stones"
>>875881
>"the Gaul Stones"
okay, i giggled
>>875665
>Write essay on African iron age archeology for my African-American professor
>realize after I submit it that I used the phrase "fucking niggers" more than 800 times
>Write a paper on Israel and Palestinian relations
>Realize after I submit that I used the phrase "Jew did 9/11" 6,000,000 times
>write entire essay criticizing Nietzsche's portrayal of women in his work
>realize after I submit that I forgot the whip
>submit essay on Tolstoy's greatest novel
>find out later that Jerry was joking when he said it's original name was "War what is it good for"
OP here, you guys meme but I actually did the Alex thing, I feel pretty fucking silly right now lads.
>>875916
>jews get raeped by germany
>world feels bad
>steal land from muslims to give to jews
>jews with super power backing get an ego
>steal more land and torture the muslims
>muslims fight back
>jews surprised, get criticism from world, go full military overload
>muslims being shit at the war get mad and go full terrorist
>no good guys
fuck israel/palestine
>>875992
At least you didn't do the "fucking niggers" thing. You should raise this point with your professor if he mentions your Hamilton snafu.
>>875881
Top kek
