>tfw I'll never be born in the steppes of eurasia during the medieval ages
>tfw I didn't spend my early childhood learning how to ride and shoot
>tfw I'll never ride the steppes with my blood brother
>tfw i'll never unite the warring tribes under one banner
>tfw I'll never ride and conquer the world and btfo mooslimes and christfags
anyone else know this feel?
>>871232
riding around on steppes seems dangerous anyway
i mean you could tumble down and really hurt yourself
>>871249
Don't forget the risk of being raped by a horse.
>>871232
>be mongols
>attempt to invade fucking nips of all people
>get LITERALLY BLOWN the fuck out
>try again
>it happens a second time
>just fuck my shit up: the empire
>cant conquer poland
>cant conquer hungary
>despite winning massive battles
>lose all roots to your heritage and get cucked by foreign cultures
Every fucking day
>>871232
>eurasia
This meme needs to stop
>>871264
hot
>>871232
>anyone else know this feel?
I mean I opened a jar of pickles the other day so I guess I have.
>tfw you'll never serve under the greatest general of all time, Subutai, and BTFO the entire of Russia with a mere scouting force despite being betrayed, starved and half frozen
>>872175
just
