ITT: describe all world history in 5 words or less
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Where are you my father?
And then it got worse...
A series of unfortunate events.
Fuck nomads
>>858668
muh dick muhfugga bix nood!
what are diplomatic relations
The shitty story of humankind.
serenity and then homo sapiens
it was all a mistake
phase transitions
From feces to many species.
We wuz kangs and sheet
Everyone wants everything
>>858731
Or:
From species back to feces.
Then God said, "Fuck this."
>>858668
some shit happened multiple times
>>858668
who's idea was this?
>>858668
fuck the jews
A good prince equals prosperity.
>>858668
Just fuck my shit up.
History is one endless meme
It could have been worse.
Nature is war, transcend nature.
Fuck my fellow human beings
>>858668
always bet on the whites
Beyond mist fire burns brightly
Bad ideas in hindsight.
And then, it got worse.
>>858668
Rise, Prosper, Kill, Hire, Fall.
>>858685
calm down
It's a fun little video
>>858668
Powerful people kill the weak
God loves suffering; physical, existential.
Property of the Eternal Anglo
evolution, monarchies, renaissance, revolutions, egalitarianism
islam belongs in the trash
>>858668
I sucked my own dick
It will work this time
shit happens
material life drives human interactions
Everything is probably fucking fucked
>>858720
Good one.
>>858741
LOL
mom, it happened again
>>859623
Infidels belong in the trash
primates became self conscious
shit
Holy fuck stop killing eachother
up down up down
It's my land now
>>858668
Tribe, village, city, state, nation.
>>858668
primitive culture, okay culture, migration, good culture, okay culture, dead culture
this is for literally every single civilization
>>858838
>taking pride in your own gender's accomplishments
Kek. Whoever made that must have such a sad life
>>860106
not even race just gender.
>>858668
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>858668
Fear, Aggression, Contingency, and Love.
>>858668
Need one word only: Trade.
_____ bully not so tough
>>858668
Workers of the world, unite!
Muh dick, gibs me dat
punch throw stab shoot boom
Just a blink in time.
>>858668
Pride, Greed, Wrath, Lust and Avarice
consequences and reactions
>>860060
lol i wachted that video
xD
Some dank memes for /his/
Survival of the horniest
>>858668
This too shall pass
>>860897
Holy shit.
All things must pass, indeed.
Especially on imageboards.
sex and death (and lies)
>>860960
incidentally, if I'd had more than five words, that would have continued
>...to make it bearable)
same book, different settings
we fucked up bad God
Humanity was a mistake
>>858668
Love masquerading as blackest shadow
We are pretty based
Sex makes more of us.
>>858705
>Serenity and then white people
Fixed that for you, deluded and privileged shit lord.
It's a violent pornography
Dont drop the soap
Genghis did Nothing Wrong
Niggerz
We can kill much faster
>>858668
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
will to power
Then they did <lacuna> wrong
>>859024
Point, laugh at this faggot.
And then.
Cry because you're right again.
>>861381
kek, love this one
and then France fucked everyone
I want that.
Knock knock, here comes Europe
people were a mistake
>>858668
JUST
The good guys never win
>>861312
Source?
china dominates and then stagnates
the history of our world
>>862112
Milo Manara.
Almost all his stuff is /aco/.
>>858668
Those fuckers! Our shit!
That wasn't supposed to happen.
>>858668
War never changes.
These white people are dangerous xDD
Taking from others: the game
>>858668
class struggle determines society's history
>>861785
ikr
"They're peaceful migrants, not warriors!"
>>858668
Profit, progress, expansion, conflict, innovation.
The History of Western Culture.
>>858668
"To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so, this boy sought to escape his prison, and he opened his heart to darkness."
Semi-Intelligent apes take over
>>858668
Why wont the screaming stop
Just fuck my shit up.
And then France invented everything.
ASABIYYAH
Better? Worse?
No.
More complex.
>>858668
Men wanted to win women
>>864726
>said in ENGLISH
>>858668
White man bring many war
destruction is easier than creation
eating ass makes me cum
>>865459
>inb4 England is a French colony
>>865459
Exactly, yet another thing invented by France.
>>865459
>a French creole created by 14th century French nobles
>>858668
Order out of chaos
>>861292
Found the nigger
>>858668
The fun never ends.
>>858668
Chicks dig white Anatolian farmers
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
>>858668
Ignoring the hard problems mostly
It keeps happening
cave drawings to space walks
>>858668
United States won the world!
>>868183
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
It is not our problem
Hi, this is mine now.
>>858668
Creation. Fall. Depravity. Redemption. Renewal.
it all went to shit
WE
WUZ
KINGS
AND
SHIET
DAMN
>cant count to 5
big bang then memes.
life goes on
And then there were none
People popping in and out
I never asked for this.
Gap var ginnunga midgård ragnarök
>>858668
Life, Love, Stress, and Setbacks
im posting reply while pooping
One fucking thing after another.
Gods people continually fucking up
>>858668
Can't stop fucking up
>>858668
I liked things better before
>>858668
Shit flinging contest
Humanity did some stuff
The Sumerians versus the Greeks
Many rapes, eventually less rapes.
We see as we are.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??!!
>>870889
I am, that I AM.
A quote from a poem. 7 words, but I think it's appropriate.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
>>871002
One of the best short poems out there, only three lines.
>Heaven brings forth innumerable things to nurture man.
>Man has nothing good with which to recompense Heaven.
>Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
>>870949
That may be, but you probably don't see it how it is.
Humanity was a mistake - God.
>>861292
>>858668
Just fuck my shit up
>>872166
>>>/leddit/
Women will never give you a pity-fuck, no matter how much you white knight for them, cuck.
And then there's Africa.
>>861312
So it all started from a boner.
>>858668
Attempts to succeed before destruction
Jewish tricks
>>872192
they'll never fuck you at all
Tfw no gf
Vae victis.
I'll do you one better
Some shit happened
What went wrong? We did
Hold my beer watch this
>>858668
war and bitching, sometimes science
>>859024
Kant handle this
Invading Russia in the winter
damn, eurofags did it again !
men choosing to provide for women
>>861312
the author of this picture is a complete beta.
>>858668
Later bloomers of many war
>>858668
What a bunch of bullshit.
Sex and war
>>858668
White men ruin the world
Farms, Prints, then the internet
Doesn't matter, it's history.
>>858678
Tbh it's better than its ever been before today.
