>mfw when rome conquers gaulic dipshits
>>795265
>you'll never know what it feels like to be celebrated for committing genocide
>>795265
>THATFEELVHENIGNORANTBARBARIANSVSEDEGENERATETHINGSLIKELOVERCASELETTERSANDPVNCTVATIONANDSPACING.
Ayo where da roman wimmin at
>>795492
It wasn't genocide though. Much of Gallia was sweettalked into joining the republic.
Niggas forget that Vercingetorix led a REBELLION.
>>795265
>my face when when
>When you come home after a long day at the bathhouse just to open to gates for your Gothic Homies and go have some fun at the city
>>795519
>Much of Gallia was sweettalked into joining the republic.
And it only cost them about a third of their entire population, including virtually the entire population of men of fighting age
>ywn be posted in the levant
>ywn meet some nice Judaean girl
>ywn marry her and eventually talk her out of her silly, close-minded, "only one god" nonsense
>ywn feel a rush of satisfaction when she finally gives in and worships before the image of the Emperor with you
Daily reminder republic > empire
>>795563
If Titus couldn't pull it off, what makes you think you could?
Hold me, /his/
Parthia here, how does it feel to be incompetent at warfare?
>>795563
>having an interest in marrying non-Romans
Get out faggot
>>795659
Justian's reconquests doomed his empire
>>795677
*Justinian's
>>795673
>not wanting to sample the exotic beauties of Germania and the Mediterranean east
>not wanting to conquer foreign peoples in every way possible
>>795693
No, because I'm not a subhuman fucking barbarian
Get out of the empire you knuckle dragging ape
When was the last time there was still hope?
>>795700
Right before the Fourth Crusade the Greeks had a chance to pay their debnts and refused
What happened next sealed their fate
>>795700
>>795699
>he doesn't want to take a lovely Germanic bride after slaughtering her tribe and personally beheading her former husband
>he doesn't want to bring her back to Rome and watch all of the Roman women fawn over her blonde hair and blue eyes
>he doesn't want to retire to a quiet Tuscan villa and have lots of adorable half-Italian half-Germanic children
Your loss, anon.
>>795712
The Greeks had been in a steady decline when the first Crusade came around.
>>795765
He asked when was the last time of their being any hope, not when did it start to fade away
>>795754
>Germanic
>Adorable
Fucking pleb
>>795789
You're in the wrong century, Cato.
This is the fourteenth year in the reign of Tiberius. Forget your "muh roman traditions" shit and get with the times.
>>795508
I don't get it.
>you will never convince Belisarius to secede from faggot Justinian's rule and declare himself imperator of a new, stronger WRE
kill me now
Were there Scythian auxilia?
>>796063
>You will never go back in time Bill-and-Ted style to reveal to Belisarius that his wife is a scheming bitch, and theodora is gonna fuck you over with Justinian
Why bother to live
>>795837
Roman writing never used spaces, and there was no capitalization beyond the standard script.
Essentially, we percieve the Aeneid as being
>Arma virumque cano
but it was written as
>ARMAVIRUMQUECANO
>>796063
>Belisarius secedes
>Now has a kingdom made up of an Italian peninsula that had 90% of it's population killed
Yeah that'd last long
did rome conquer spain
>>796066
A shit load according to things like the Notitia Dignitatum. Some were even posted on Hadrian's Wall at modern day Ribchester after Marcus Aurelius fucked up the Iazyges and settled a bunch of them as auxilia in Britain to keep them out of trouble.
In the 5th century a bunch of Alans were settled in Gaul and were important in the battle of the Catalaunian Plains against Attila the Hun.
Does Sultanate of Rum count?
>>795265
>you will never remove hun in the catalaunic fields
