In WW2, considering all ammunitions, from those of handguns to the main cannons of battleships, a total of 42.6 billion shots were fired.
>>790762
British forces in North Africa faced a perennial struggle to keep sand out of vital equipment. After almost a year and a half of testing various solutions, they came to the conclusion in late 1941 that condoms worked best to keep machinery free of sand.
Mozart was black
>hitler started his own culture/church
>christians and jews btfo
>christians and jews use the new jer u.s.a. lem to kill hitlers church
>europe btfo
>better make all reports and facts surrounding the war as trivial, hazy, revisionist as possible.
>goyim_can_never_know.jpg
>???
>profit
>>790810
Everyone was black
White people didn't exist until recently
One of Napoleon's marshals went crazy due to syphilis, showed up at a party naked sans epaulettes and riding boots, and then died trying to fly out of a window.
Cecil Rhodes was famously awkward with women, whenever he went to a dance he used to pick the plainest most boring looking woman to dance with because he was shy af
also Paul Kruger the famous Boer leader genuinely believed the earth was flat due to his fundamentalist Christianity
>source: 'Diamonds, Gold and War'
>the last mammoths died while the pyramids were being built
>mongolians were fighting both crusaders and samurai at once
>the filing cabinet was invented the same year as the remote control boat, 30 years before sliced bread
>When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could visit Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy native american silver.
>1912 saw the tragic voyage of the Titanic as well as the birth of vitamins, x-ray crystallography, and MDMA
>The last inmate to die by firing squad in the US did so the day Toy Story 3 came out
>The first wagon train of the oregon trail headed out the same year the fax machine is invented
>Shakespeare was still alive when the British began colonizing America
>The Eastern Roman Empire fell only forty years before Columbus reached the Americas. Romans heard news of the discovery of a new continent
>Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released "Dark Side of the Moon"
>Genghis Khan and King John were contemporaries. Khan sacked Beijing (then called Zhongdu) the year the Magna Carta was signed, 1215
>Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after McDonalds was founded
>John F. Kennedy, C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley all died on the same day
>Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy
>Aldous Huxley was George Orwell's French teacher in high school
>Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.
>John Quincy Adams knew both Washington and Lincoln
>Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded
>Karl Marx was a supporter of Abraham Lincoln
>Mozart was entering the height of his career at the same time that America was declaring independence as a nation
>Galileo died the same year Newton was born
>Nintendo was founded in 1888. Jack the Ripper was on the loose in 1888. The Washington Monument was finished in 1888.
>Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln were born on the exact same day
>>791030
>>Spain was still a fascist dictatorship
wew
>The time periods represented in Gone With the Wind, Anne of Green Gables, and Little House in the Big Woods were all within 10 years of each other
>Shirley Temple and Philip Seymour Hoffman died in the same month.
>William Shakespeare (Who lived through the mobilization of the spanish armada) and Miguel Cervantes (Who fought in the battle of Lepanto) died within 2 days of each other
>The sushi roll and sandwich were created in the same century. Both were made by noblemen, one in Japan and one in Europe, who loved playing games (Go and Chess, respectably) so much that they demanded their chefs make a meal that they can eat with one hand so they didn't have to stop playing.
>Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza
>Doctor Who premiered the day after the Kennedy Assassination.
>Oreos were invented the same year the titanic sank
>Oxygen was discovered during the American Revolution
>Some of the people who watched the last public hanging in London likely traveled there on the underground
>Mississippi abolished slavery the same year NASA put Curiosity on Mars.
>Baseball in St. Louis and the Little Big Horn happened at the same time
>The U.S.A. and the Holy Roman Empire were contemporaries
>When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.
>Newton came up with gravity about the same time Massachusetts became a colony.
>The Swedish mining company Stora Kopparberg (shut down in 1992) was founded in the same century as lions became extinct in Europe
>The Taj Mahal was built during the 30 Years War
>The first commercial radio station was founded the same year slavery was abolished in China
>Joseph Smith died the year Nelson Mandela was born
>The last american slave died in 1971
>Mountain Dew was invented when the Nazis invaded Belgium
>The last widow of a US Civil War veteran died after the release of the iPhone 3G.
>George Washington Carver lived to be filmed in color.
>>791030
>>Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after McDonalds was founded
Coincidence? I think not
>>791042
>>Mountain Dew was invented when the Nazis invaded Belgium
One more atrocity the Nazis are responsible for.
>>791042
>Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza
This one always gets me.
>>791042
>demanded their chefs make a meal that they can eat with one hand so they didn't have to stop playing.
This is a myth
>>791076
That one actually makes me superstitious.
>>791096
He was also re-interred in proper Islamic fashion a year later.
Right after that, the Germans were defeated at Stalingrad.
>>791030
>>The Eastern Roman Empire fell only forty years before Columbus reached the Americas. Romans heard news of the discovery of a new continent
>byzantines
>roman
nice meme
>>791174
>Romans
>Not Roman
Even better meme
>>791030
>The first wagon train of the oregon trail headed out the same year the fax machine is invented
there's no way this is true. the goddamned telephone hadn't even been invented yet.
>By 1836, when the first migrant wagon train was organized in Independence, Missouri, a wagon trail had been cleared to Fort Hall, Idaho.
>In 1876, Scottish emigrant Alexander Graham Bell was the first to be granted a United States patent for a device that produced clearly intelligible replication of the human voice.
not to mention that the fax required that the xerox machine needed to happen first.
what else in that post is wrong, /his/?
>>791262
Not him, but he's probably equating the Electric Printing Telegraph with the fax. That came out in the early 1840s, iirc.
>>790995
Cecil Rhodes was a faggot that's why
>>791042
>The sushi roll and sandwich were created in the same century. Both were made by noblemen, one in Japan and one in Europe, who loved playing games (Go and Chess, respectably)
first of all, anyone using "respectably" to mean "respectively" is obviously a moron.
secondly, the story goes that the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler which is why he wouldn't leave the game, the game being cards, not chess.
thirdly, >>791070
>>790762
>in 1958, cute anime girls were invented.
>>791030
>>When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could visit Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy native american silver.
The north american time line always fucks with my brain, I don't know why.
The reason the pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock was because they had run out of beer on the Mayflower.
>>790810
We WUZ COMPOSERS AND SHIET
>>791042
>The sushi roll
Is a Californian invention of the 60's. Real sushi is called zensushi iirc.
>>791042
>The Swedish mining company Stora Kopparberg (shut down in 1992) was founded in the same century as lions became extinct in Europe
This is a misrepresentation. No one knows when Stora Kopparburg was founded, and it was probably around the year 1000 or so.
>>791042
>Joseph Smith died the year Nelson Mandela was born
Off by almost a whole century dude.
>>790965
Which one?
>>791030
>MDMA
The best drug ever man the best drug.
>>791702
countering misinformation with still more misinformation.
Before quitting Sarrebourg, Gen. Comte Louis de Maud’huy stood at attention with his staff amid heavy German shellfire while massed bands played the Marche Lorraine.
>>793283
is this true?
>>795276
not him, but it's the best drug I've done. that's out of weed, alcohol, LSD, mushrooms and MDMA. [and I guess "regular" stuff like caffeine, tobacco etc]
potential problems:
purity varies widely, as with all street drugs.
moreover, it opens the floodgates of your dopamine (good) but it keeps them open for a long time and you run out. the next day is really weird and people who do it all the time can't be happy anymore. they say if you take prozac a few hours after onset it closes the valves again and dopamine will build up to proper levels overnight and you're fine. if you want to really do it right and can get prozac and set an alert to take it when you're partying your ass off that would be the safest use. but just doing it sporadically should be fine, too. the phish-tour hippies used to call the heavy users "rolled away."
be safe, have fun
(and if you take MDMA, you _will_ have fun, it is impossible not to)
The mass of the sun is aprox. 1.985 x 10^30 kilograms, which is to say she's about the same weight as your momma
>>791174
What made them not Romans?
>>791076
Does Tamerlane have to wreck EVERYONE?
>>791030
>Aldous Huxley was George Orwell's French teacher in high school
other way around homie
It's called o-sushi
and it was the inside out roll that was created in california/possibly Vancouver
Many of the ancient documents that have survived to this day come from copies made during the "Carolingian Renaissance".
>>790841
Do you have any proof for this other than "lel they destroyed all the proof but it was real trust me"
>>791501
>forgetting WW2 flyfu
Pleb detected
>>791711
If you count the Caucasus, it's true.
Albert Speer wrote a 10,000 page unpublished manuscript on windows.
He also used the formal you (sie) when speaking to his wife.
>>791042
>The last widow of a US Civil War veteran died after the release of the iPhone 3G.
This right here is proof of how insanely fast the IT revolution is happening. I wonder what our society will look like in 1000 years. If it will even remain.
>>790955
Last thursday to be exact.
>>790955
Everyone is black
White people are a social construct
