Good historical quotes
>What are you gonna do? Stab me?
>muh tariffs
John C. Calhoun.
>muh tariffs
William Mckinley
>muh tariffs
Herbert C. Hoover
>muh tariffs
Alexander Hamilton
>>786584
Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!
I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
Give me Liberty, or give me Death!
>>786584
>muh tariffs
Reed Smoot
>>786621
t. George Washinton
>I did nothing wrong
Puyi
>>786630
you leave Puyi alone
We shall farm and have foot races
-Pol Pot
>>786584
When he's friends as asked him what he was doing in bed at this time of day René Descartes answered "Thinking.....masturbating"
"I am a King and such"
Musa Keita
>"Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?"
>"Because I choose to."
>>786675
>Implying the future is history
Germany was a mistake.
Adolf Hitler
>and live off the fat of the lan'
-Pol Pot
>muh dresden
Joseph Goebbels
>what is the point
Friedrich Nietzsche
>Meme
Meme
>Look what I can do!
Mirin Dajo
>My ass is everywhere
Hernan de Soto
>>786584
>Dear Sultan
>fuck thy mother
>t. Turak Memevitsch
>>786584
>In the end WE truly WAZ the KANGZ N SHIET. God with us.
Et Tu, Judas?
- Jesus Christ
>It's over Satan, I have the high ground
t. God
>muh crimes against humanity
Ulysses S Grant
>No, no Baibars is cool. We're going hunting next week.
Sultan Qutuz
>"Worst fucking day of my life"
(Former) Emperor Napoleon I
>>786584
>I AM THE AMAZING DILDONI! BOW DOWN TO MY ALMIGHTY DICK!
.t Jesus of Nazareth.
in one era you may be a Hero but in the next you me be a villein
>Toilets were a mistake
- Gandhi
>watch you guys this is gonna be really funny
Adolf Hitler, August 31 1939.
>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain
Josef "JoJo's Bizzare Premiership" Stalin
>>787196
Lmao
>Dear Diary. Omfg Peng Is such a rude bitch she was talking shit bout my great leap foward. Lmao no one likes her now anyway.
Mao Zenodong
Not quite a historical quote, but a quote about history
>>786584
>Oh fuck off Brutus, not you too
>We might be anything. Ignorant, inexperienced, we might have been following a wrong policy and been giving harm. But as being sons of osman, how can we be traitors?
Abdulhamid II (as known as "le sultan rouge")
Sorry for shitty tranlation
>We is kangs n shiet
King Dynamite III (Pharaoh), 8000 BCE
>Hi, my name is Gavrilo Princip, and this is Jackass!
-Gavrilo Princip, 28 June 1914
>>787202
>"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the bitches"-Stalin
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>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught
-Representatives of the Sixth Coalition
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>nuthin personnel kid
A. Hitler, on receiving the surrender of France in 1940.
>"We're Prussia, and this is Jackass"
>no, YOU'RE the royalist traitor
Every French revolutionary ever.
"Commodus is a good kid, it's just a phase. He'll smarten up."
Marcus Aurelius
"They'll never find me here"
-Osama Bin Laden
"You can't see me"
J. Cena
>>786584
>Bazinga
-Aristotle
>>791548
BRLRLRLDLDLRAPPLEDOUGH!
>Brutus you fucking dick
Ceasar
