Joan of Arc is history's best girl
Upvoted.
I'd liberate her Orleans, if you know what I mean.
Witch whore
>>74000
checked
>>73891
just bought this
>>74074
>>74059
Testimonies prove that she was ugly and boyish
>>74074
And what do we do with witches?
What drugs was she on when she talked to god?
>It's incredible people use joanne as a positive example, she was literally a pawn for the french king to motivate his troops to fight more after a centurey of getting their ass kicked.
And after he was done he left her to the enemy to be burned as a witch so he could have a martyr, all the officers fucking hated her because she went around blathering about dreaming of god and took the glory for doing basically nothing but look pretty.
Is this actually true?
>>73891
Hmm. Do you think she did anal?
>>73891
She was a witch.
>>74225
So?
I wonder how much English cock she took. I reckon even the king had a go.
>>74305
She's French.
>>74294
no
>>74320
she was never raped, she's a 100% Pure Maiden of God
>>74416
>she maintained technical virginity by being a dirty anal whore
Brits OUT
>>73891
>the Maisie Williams of the middle ages
no thanks.
>>74294
There were multiple attempts by Charles VII to rescue her from the english, although they were beaten back each time.
And also, upon meeting with the for the first time, he and his advisors would have been skeptical if she had not "predicted" the outcome of an upcoming battle. She also made numerous "predictions" about tactical decisions that would benefit the French army.
She did great things for the morale of the French army and her death acted as motivation to exact vengeance upon the english for the remainder of the war.
So for the most part, you're wrong.
>>74476
Thanks, that's just some random bullshit I've read in [spoiler]/twg/[/spoiler]
>>74416
Not after England and Burgundy had finished with her.
>>74459
>make a thread about Joan of Arc and her historical signifigance
>some faggot cries /pol/
This is exactly why this board was doomed from the start.
Favorite qt from history
https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Alexeievna_(Louise_of_Baden)
>you will never save her from her abuse at the Russian court
>not Anne Askew
>>74542
She makes the same face every single picture she's in wtf
>>74542
>You will never abuse her at the Russian court
>>74271
probably some sort of rye disease or possible ptsd... who really knows back then.
>>73891
Please no lewd thoughts on Joan. She's a holy saint.
>>74513
no! NO! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!
ENGLISH LIES! ALL OF IT!
>>74920
>>74951
>>73891
hermaphrodite
"One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying." - based Joan
>>74225
Tomboys are never ugly, anon.
>>74596
Paintings arent snapchat you know.
>>74439
You have no idea what you're talking about you ignorant troll
>>73891
She had big tits i heard.
>>75891
Maybe not big, but they were still amazing to look at.
>Joan’s female sexuality inevitably became part of the chemistry that drew men to her -- but in a way that was the opposite of the norm. Her squire d’Aulon helped her into her armor every day that she was in the field and it was he who dressed her wounds. He testified that he often saw her naked legs and breasts and that". . . she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely. ..’ D’Alençon said ". .. I slept with Joan and the soldiers ‘on the straw,’ and sometimes I saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes I looked at her breasts, which were beautiful."
>>74259
BURN THEEEEM
>>76170
>and sometimes I looked at her breasts
>>74225
>Short raven hair.
>Blue eyes.
>Short, but slim.
>Strong limbs.
>Every letter and description of her agreed on her femininity and grace.
>Skilled enough on riding and use of lance.
>Literally punched people who tried to touch her inappropriately.
Nah, you have shit taste.
>>74464
Can you really afford to be judgmental of other peoples looks? Just because she had a goblin face doesn't mean she isn't a worthy waifu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_de_Clisson
>husband arrested and executed by the french king
>sell everything you have for vengeance and start hunting down the king's men wherever you can
>eventually take to the seas as a pirate and become a scourge raiding only french commerce
>still going over a decade later
A truly loyal woman.
>>73891
>thread number 20,000
>>76170
Shit man I just feel dirty now.
>>74225
No they don't.
>>78901
Don't, Anon. Joan wouldn't want you to feel bad. She doesn't mind if you admire her.
>>73891
she was a slut
>Tfw no qt French christian Knight gf
You think she ever fucked Gilles?
I want a historic waifu.
