Philosophy is a fucking joke. Enjoy your degree in Starbucks.
Jokes on you, I'm working at Starbucks after getting a real degree and studying philosophy to fill the void in my life
>>928474
back to your formula sheets Ryan
>>928474
>he buys into the "the only life worth living is to be an efficient cog in the machine" meme
>he buys into the idea that the only thing of benefit to society is superficially increasing access to material goods
>he will go through his entirely life as slave to his baser emotions and desires, possibly going through lengthy and uninterrupted periods of depression and dissatisfaction, but will continue to ridicule legitimate methods of understanding the mind and personal agency because it's not supported by "empirical science"
>>929064
>he buys into "being homeless or enlightened is better than being a cog in the machine." meme.
>He wacks off to historical meme celebrities talking about verification of identity and doesn't do anything himself
Philosophers are cucks
>>928474
>graduating in STEM
>in this economic context
Maybe if you plan on moving to the Chinese countryside or Africa so they can leech off your expertise for a few years before giving you the boot.
>>929075
Sorry if my nuanced intelligence attracts more pussy than your sorry STEM ass. Don't worry though, after I'm done porking your homely gf I'll be sure to tell her to give you a handjob or something :^)
>>929064
>he believes science and math is a linear process
>he believes he isn't good at these subjects because you only require memorization
>he thinks that philosophy is the only subject that requires abstraction, creativity and critical thinking skills
>he will never truly be free with the bast knowledge of the universe and the earth
>mfw he thinks he is better than all plebs because he can quote some dank thought experiments
I've been reading philosophy as a side project and I find it cute how all you plebs think this is hard to understand. Try getting through a complete textbook of Modern algebra without crying about how hard it is.
You will perish in the lack of academic rigor and completely pointless "research" you do as the true Ubermensch climb the ladder out of the pit of ignorance into a realm of true enlightenment.
>>929077
>Maybe if you plan on moving to the Chinese countryside or Africa so they can leech off your expertise for a few years before giving you the boot.
This desu, it made sense to graduate 10 years ago. If you do it now, enjoy importing Pajeet to do your work for a starbux pay. Some people forget we're living in a global economy.
>>928474
Double major/Law School. I'll be enlightened and successful. You?
>>929300
>Law school
Last I heard, fresh lawyers were suing law schools because they found no job upon graduation because everyone went to law school.
>>929225
>phil as a side project
>that description of the ubermensch
>>929064
The fact that you need to communicate through memes and smug reaction images tells me you're not really on a mature journey of knowledge.
>>929330
>You can only study phil if you dedicate your life to it
No wonder you are being BTFO of every uni.
>>928474
>I judge academic disciplines by their ability to get undergrads a job.
You sound like the fucking government.
t. a scientist.
>>929352
>you can understand complex responses to complex problems with zero contextual understanding
You are the reason why people think Nietzsche is trash
kys
>Philosophers literally think they can gain knowledge of the universe without induction
absolute fucking clowns
>>928474
That's a psychiatrist.
>>929382
>>929383
>>928474
No degree will net you over 100k a year bar finance majors working in banks.
>>929376
>compex
You are delusional.
>>929382
>All life thirsts for existence, I call this thirst the Will
PROOF EVIDENCE PROOF EVDIENCE PROOF EVIDENCE PROOF EVIDENCE???????????
>>929403
How do you know about life without inductive experience?
>>929399
Also going to college is not worth it. You will be a slave to supply and demand and supply will far exceed demand. Go into the trades or die.
>>929376
>>with zero contexual understanding
What the fuck do you think I do when I study? Just read the banquet 1000 times in a row?
