you can't unsuma the satsuma. the bullets of the gatling guns gotta be littered with the blood of the shogunate's ashigaru. tokugawa yoshinobu aka "the last of the bakufu" is not the emperor. he's an outdated traditonalist and a samurai puppet. westernization is the only way to kanpofu. TOKYO not KYOTO, ok??
A tozama daimyo and imperialist was teaching a class on Meiji, known Emperor.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Meiji and accept that he is your absolute king chosen by god, even greater and more powerful than the unifiers of Japan!”
At this moment, a brave, loyalist, pro-isolation fudai daimyo who had served several campaigns of submission against the enemies of Japan and understood the necessity of intrigue politics and fully supported all decisions made by the bakufu stood up and held up an ukiyo-e woodblock print of Edo.
”What is this scenery, baka?
The arrogant tozama smirked quite Chinesely and smugly replied
“An immoral cesspool of a city, beset and held ransom by foreign devils, you stupid aho.”
”Wrong. It's been 260 years since it became the capital, and if it were, as you say, beset by foreigners...then it would no longer be the capital of Japanese culture anymore.”
>>924892
The tozama was visibly shaken, and dropped his fan and contraband copy of some faggot-ass Dutch book. He stormed out of the room crying those tozama crocodile tears. The same tears tozama cry for the “Emperor” (who today lives in such luxury that he need not even bother with anything resembling power) when they jealously try to undermine the stability of the Tokugawa bakufu. There is no doubt that at this point our tozama, Shimazu Tadayoshi, wished he had pulled himself up by his topknot and become more than an Imperial yes-man. He wished so much that he had a katana to behead himself from embarrassment, but he himself had traded them for Dutch firearms!
The students applauded and all turned fudai that day and accepted the shogun as their lord and savior. A wolf named “Amaterasu Ookami” flew into the room and perched atop the Tokugawa family crest and shed a tear on the chalk. "Sakura" was sung several times, and Tokugawa Ieyasu himself returned from the dead and brought unity and authority throughout the country.
The tozama lost his tenure and fief and was exiled the next day. He shamefully commited sudoku and was reincarnated as a Korean for all eternity.
What's going on here?
>>924925
Memes.
>>924949
Some of you japs are alright, don't go to Hiroshima tomorrow.
>>924892
>The arrogant tozama smirked quite Chinesely and smugly replied
Wrong time period m8
>>924894
>He shamefully commited sudoku and was reincarnated as a Korean for all eternity.
>>926079
Based spurdo
>>926079
Does anyone have a Royalist spurdo?
