You're in the royal court and Uther Pendragon slaps your lady's ass
What do you do?
Keep in mind that he is wearing 200 pounds of anachronistic plate armor
>>668552
I'm actually watching Merlin as I read this. I'd slap Arthur's ass back.
>>668553
The show or the 1998 miniseries?
>>668554
The show. I didn't actually know until a few days ago that it was a miniseries; I thought it was just a movie. The one with Sam Neill?
>>668556
Yeah. It's a movie that was aired in segments as a miniseries IIRC. It's pretty good but silly at times.
>>668564
Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I've only ever watched it in one sitting. It's easily one of my favourite "movies", and it created my love for Sam Neill. God damn he's a good actor.
>>668553
Have you seen John Boorman's Excalibur?
>>668552
Hire a wizard to shapeshift me to look like him and fuck his wife. Hey, what goes around, comes around, right?
>>668552
I would procliam that he was a blaggard for commiting such heinous crime against me, and then challenge him to a duel to rectify the wrong doing.
Invite saxons over.
>>670053
Just hire a wizard to shapeshift into his wife, easier and he won't come back at you. (Oglaf, 2015)
