post God-tier Gods
>>664868
looks like an ass
>>664868
Shiva is strongest god if you exclude omnipotent of monotheistic gods and omnipotence is cheap word play anyway. My vote for him.
>>664879
Alcohol is man's most loyal companion.
>>664887
muslims are so thin-skinned what the fuck
>>664903
They purposefully get outraged about bullshit to show how righteous they are, like SJWs.
>>664917
yeah, one more reason not to like them
>>664898
The god of tits and wine!
>>664827
YHWH/Jehovah/The Judeo-Christian God.
Just a good guy.
>man-like "gods"
>>664932
and madness
>>664883
>nice kindhearted destroyer of the world
I like him
he seems to be a total stoner too.
>>664937
is that kid jerking off?
>>664883
Hindu gods are scary as fuck
I like Odin. He's just really fuckin wise, and wanders around as an old dude.
>>664963
AAAAAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>665507
This just gave me autism you dumbfuck
>>664903
>the sun
Whew lad
>>665507
Sadly not the first time I hear this.
More blood for the Blood God
>god tier gods
>In Aztec mythology, the Centzon Totochtin (Nahuatl pronunciation: [sent͡son toːˈtoːt͡ʃtin] "four-hundred rabbits"; also Centzontotochtin) are a group of divine rabbits who meet for frequent drunken parties. They include Tepoztecatl, Texcatzonatl, Colhuatzincatl, Macuiltochtli ("five-rabbit"), and Ometotchtli ("two-rabbit"). Their parents were Patecatl and Mayahuel, and they may have been brothers of Ixtlilton.
>Their destruction is part of the myth of Huitzilopochtli's birth. One day Huitzilopochtli's mother Coatlicue is sweeping the temple where she serves. When Coyolxauhqui and the Centzon Totochtin hear about this, they are livid, and attack and prepare to decapitate her. Just prior to or at the moment Coatlicue is decapitated, Huitzilopochtli leaps fully armed out of her womb, cuts off Coyolxauhqui's head, and throws her off the temple. The Centzon Totochtin try to escape, but Huitzilopochtli either rips out their hearts, decapitates them, throws them off the temple, or stabs them. Copil's heart is thrown onto the island where Tenochtitlan was to be founded.
>Aztec priests used this myth to try to justify their ritual of human sacrifice.
>almost 30 posts in
>no Jesus
This place reeks of virginity and failure more than r/atheism
>>666769
>reeks of virginity
Just like Jesus then.
>>666790
Jesus was definitely not a virgin. He knocked up his own mum so she'd give birth to himself.
>>666841
How is it edgier then your retarded trinity.
I bet you plebs don't even live in a yurt
>>666864
>over a thousand years since being blown the fuck out
>Arius is STILL buttmad
i know neopagan gaylords get a lot of shit here, and for good reason, but Norse religion is cool once you wade through the bullshit that people have made of it nowadays.
>>667037
Honestly I prefer Wodan to Odin, Godanfags just need to get out
>>664982
you see what you want to see
>>665043
>>667037
>>667054
Tyr is best Aesir.
>>666755
Was going to post
He made Re's other eye AND is the symbol for language, writing, and science
>>666727
Does it also have something to do with public drunkenness being a capital offense in the Aztec Empire?
The only correct answer
>>665507
back to mortal kombat with you
>>666769
>dresses like shit
>boring
>incarnated as a pleb
>virgin
he sucks m8
>>668694
How is he boring? Jesus got his moments and his basic idea that he is god and son of god isn't that boring. His story pretty good narrative wise and it give birth to two thousands years worth of memes.
>>668735
I like that "live by the sword, die by the sword" part because I'm a liberal pacifist (like Jesus) but the rest is generally borrowed from older myths.
I like Skadi and Ulllr.
Traditional archery 4 lyfe
>>664934
not quite the same fellow, my friend.
>>664963
can you explain what you are talking about? i tried searching for tenri biz menen and couldnt find anything
Bob Dobbs, hands down
>>668800
Tengri
>>668743
> the rest is generally borrowed from older myths
True but all mythologies borrow things being folk lore and everything.
>>667277
Jesus is literal faggot-tier
>>668800
>He doesn't know about horse archers
Objective mythology tier list:
>God tier
Mesoamerican
>High tier
egyptian
Abrahamic
South Asian/Buddhist
>Good tier
Mesopotamian
Chinese
Japanese
>Okay tier
Islander/Pacific/Polynesia/Aboriginal
Norse/Scandinavian
Hindu
Germanic/Celtic
Incan/Musica/Peruvian
>Bad tier
Native American (north)
Sub-Saharan
>Normie pleb tier
Classical/Mediterranean
>>665032
You should see Japanese statues of gods and bhodisattavas. Scary shit
>>669320
>South Asian and Hindu are separate items
full retard
>>668743
Not this "Jesus is stolen from old pagan gods" shit again.
>>664883
>omnipotence is cheap word play
LOL
sorry you're just retarded and can't understand it
>>665507
>>664898
he was celebrated by drinking and fucking I'd say it's the greatest holiday in the history of mankind
Despite the fact that he judges the souls fairly and his realm isn't just full of suffering it has heaven as well he is constantly fucking portrayed as some evil boogeyman. Hades did nothing wrong stop demonizing him you faggots.
>>664827
All hail the invisible hand
>>669815
yeah, greek myths are really popular in my country ad are taught to kids, and i remember reading the thing.
Hades just basically took his part of the world when his bros split everything up, and afterwards got lonely and got himself a wife.
Blame Disney.
>>666258
Friggen heretic fugg outta here
>>669815
I always thought he was one of the good guys. He never complained that that faggot Zeus stole his spot and he was pretty fair to people.
>>669837
A good blog post on a similar idea.
http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/
>inb4 edgy faggots
>2016
>Not recognizing that your Norse, Hindu, Greek, Celtic, etc. deities are all just poor misrepresentations of the noble, Proto-Indo-European gods
May Perkwunos strike you all down with his mighty lightning ax.
>>669975
whoops meant to post
>>669979
>no Wukong
the guy (or should I say monkey) solo'd Heaven
>>664883
Isnt he omnipotent himself?
>>667108
seconded my favourite snownigger god
>>669694
A lot of the things regarding his birth and youth were taken from Jewish folklore in order to make sure that he fulfilled their prophecies for the Messiah.
And due to their location, and the fact the definitive Torah hadn't been compiled yet, Jewish folklore had absorbed and mixed with folklore from other religions.
Not saying the wandering prophet didn't exist, but obviously some other myths would permeate into his background. Especially for things he would have probably never talked with his disciples about.
>ctrl-f
>No Athena
fucking plebs
>>670004
He's a facet of a larger omnipotent force
>Control F
>no Elder Things
fucking casuals
Quetzalcoatl would beat the shit out of any of your pathetic gods.
>>664883
>Strongest God
More like deva. Read the scriptures.
>>669690
Hindu and Buhhdism (and it's relatives) are distinct enough to categorize separately, I probably should have just used a better name then "south asian" though.
You have been visited by the mayan rope woman of suicide.
An honorable death and a peaceful afterlife will come to you, but only if you post "thank you rope woman" in this thread.
>>671926
redpill me as to WHY in iranic religions ahuras are good and devis are evil, but in indic religions asuras are evil and devas are good
I never fucking understood this
heard it served as a case of national honour quarrels between persians and hindus today
I mean, it almost reminds me of the divagations between Christians and Gnostics over the nature of the world creator
Its a meme religion but I like the explanation Jung used of a God who encapsulates both good and evil.
>>671437
I had such a crush on her growing up [spoiler]and I still do[/spoiler].
That said multiple sources have her acting legit cunt for no reason like when she turned Medusa into a monster as if she could somehow help being raped by Poseidon in Athena's temple.
>>671975
as I know both have common aryan (vedic-avestan?) source, so such... alterations are weird and ununderstandable
>>671979
Gotta stay pure.
>>671562
I only know the one story where some gods had a huge fight that as collateral killed all humans, so Quetzalcoatl went to the under world confronted the lord there and got some human bones, cut his dick and spilled his dick blood on the bones to bring humans back to life.
Nice guy cutting his dick to bring humans back.
>>669320
>badtier
>sub saharan
Considering their ability to maintain worship of their gods inspire of Christian and Islamic persecution and enslavement I gotta say their gods and stories are pretty based.
They are even spreading to Japan now and have a foot hold in Europe.
>>666258
>awwww, whos a big bad angry war god, yes you are yesh yu are...
>>666258
Malal is better
Plebs don't even know Saturn, your gods are myth.
>>664868
>>666769
>>667277
>Allah/God in any way interesting.
You guys invented the most boring mythology possible.
>>672233
Seeing how often fiction rips off the Bible I wouldn't call entire christian mythology boring in fact satan's rebelion was quite interesting it's just God himself is pretty shit.
>>672248
Let's be fair now, that is all Jewish stuff.
Christians and Muslim never really added any mythos or creatures, they simply talked about Jesus+Mohammed and the new rules the God/Allah came up with after he got bored with no interesting gods to squabble with as is the custom in polytheistic panthenons.
>>666920
>christian education
Arius believe in Trinity, what he disagreed on was the relation within it.
>>666258
pic related is better
>>672489
>be Emperor
>be a vegetable
>your empire stands for everything you hated
can't make this up
Ali t.bh
>>672498
well meme'd
>>672500
Ali is the re-incarnation of God on earth, same as Jesus, he will also re-incarnate in various forms in times of great distress
also not a meme, an actual sect (not even shia)
>>666258
>implying pic related wouldn't thrash him
>>664827
Step aside peasants, mannanán coming through
>>672503
Are you even a muslim?
Or are you one of those guys who believe anything they hear about Islam on the Internet?
Cause I meet with Shias everyday and they have never said that Hazard Ali is a re-incarnation of God.
>>672514
there are other sects than shia or sunni you know
shia islam too started off with notions of re-incarnation and transmigration of souls (through the imamate) but quickly submerged these and adopted a more strict quranic jurisprudence
look up "ghulat"
also, am a muslim (unfortunately), am Alevi
>>672518
>am a muslim (unfortunately), am Alevi
>(unfortunately)
>am Alevi
Explains everything.
Oh and there being a sect for something does not make it true.
>>672524
>Oh and there being a sect for something does not make it true.
The same argument can be made for islam you retard
also
>being happy for being born into a religion that has been fucked back to a pre-modern notion of way of life thanks to filthy arabs and their version of islam
>>672489
He's not a god, anon.
>>672549
This is the Imperial Truth
But you shall be killed for spouting heresy nonetheless
>>672549
HE PRESERVES MANKIND
HE IS OUR SHIELD AND PROTECTOR
DELET THIS
srsly though, Kali >>>>>>> Khorne
>>672549
Tell that to the 50 - 60 quadrillion followers he has.
Daughter of Jove, almighty and divine, come, blessed queen, and to these rites incline:
Only-begotten, Pluto's honor'd wife, O venerable Goddess, source of life:
'Tis thine in earth's profundities to dwell, fast by the wide and dismal gates of hell:
Jove's holy offspring, of a beauteous mien, fatal, with lovely locks, infernal queen:
Source of the Furies, whose blest frame proceeds from Jove's ineffable and secret seeds:
Mother of Bacchus, Sonorous, divine, and many-form'd, the parent of the vine:
The dancing Hours attend thee, essence bright, all-ruling virgin, bearing heav'nly light:
Illustrious, horned, of a bounteous mind, alone desir'd by those of mortal kind.
O, vernal queen, whom grassy plains delight, sweet to the smell, and pleasing to the sight:
Whose holy form in budding fruits we view, Earth's vig'rous offspring of a various hue:
Espous'd in Autumn: life and death alone to wretched mortals from thy power is known:
For thine the task according to thy will, life to produce, and all that lives to kill.
Hear, blessed Goddess, send a rich increase of various fruits from earth, with lovely Peace;
Send Health with gentle hand, and crown my life with blest abundance, free from noisy strife;
Last in extreme old age the prey of Death, dismiss we willing to the realms beneath,
To thy fair palace, and the blissful plains where happy spirits dwell, and Pluto reigns.
>>669320
>deranged fever dream tier
Mesoamerican
Fixt.
high test
>>672598
Can you prove that's a god?
>>672598
what the fuck are those thingies and why are they called "venus" which is a historical anachronism?
reminds me of titans being in full legionnaire lorica segmentata
>all these heathens not recognizing the glory of Jesus Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5LkR3QNG8o
>>672675
They're really old statues. They have no relation to Venus, and there's no proof they were worshipped.
>>669320
>Abrahamic
>High-tier
Kek
>>669320
Want to exaggerate on how your list is objective?
Subjective mythology tier list:
>Tip top tier
North-Eurasian
Mongolian
Sub-Saharan
>God tier
Mesoamerican
>High tier
Egyptian
South Asian/Buddhist
Japanese
>Good tier
Mesopotamian
Chinese
Finnic
Incan/Musica/Peruvian
Classical/Mediterranean
>Okay tier
Islander/Pacific/Polynesia/Aboriginal
Norse/Scandinavian
Hindu
Germanic/Celtic
Native American (north)
>Normie pleb tier
Abrahamic
BTW am I the first in the thread to mention Finnic mythology?
>>672233
>>672687
Abrahamic (well mostly Judaeo-Christian) is actually pretty deep and elaborate if you study it further and are well versed within it.
No mythological monsters have as much named characters as angels. not giants, not dragons, not elves
Most people have no idea about their nature, and can't name more than say - Michael, Gabriel, Raphael and Uriel (only ones necessary to know named in the Bible, and they're not even most important - Metatron and Sandalphon are). But there is over 9000 (literally) of them, many have well defined traits and characters. extra-cannonnical literature is rich, very rich
there is even fucking more known devils and demons, each one responsible for something. Satan, Lucifer, Mastema, Azazel, Belial... no, those are not synonyms
especially christian europe, which syncresied with its pagan faiths and preserved much of it otherwise unknown for us. it also borned many new monsters, otherwise unknown before
succubi and incubi, gargolyes, etc
in similar way to buddhism actually
judaism itself had some too - golem, leviathan, ziz, behemoth
you can corelate heroes and gods of pagan religions with saints and prophets, angels (which is many interpret they were - just deified heroes). quite literally, angels were called Elohim or Bene Elohim, which means Gods, or God-like beings, and sons of them
then there are them of course, fucking gnostics, who often define it diverted by 90°. oh boy how mindfucking all of this stuff is, I'm still not greenpilled enough to grasp it
>>672679
ok thanks for redpill, thought there were some "fertility" cults before lunar and solar, and later jovian. that's what my school history books said at least
Väinämöinen
>>672769
Ilmarinen
>>672518
Interesting. So what do you think of the prophet Mohammed? Why is Ali superior despite not receiving Allah's message?
>>672737
this sounds really interesting, any recommendations on where I can read more about it?
Will Germanic mythology ever recover from popular culture ruining it?
>>666258
40k's cosmology is so dumb
It makes no sense to have separate gods for change, war, death and pleasure when the first two are inseparable from each other and include the latter two
That we worship one God in Trinity, and Trinity in Unity; Neither confounding the Persons; nor dividing the Essence.
>One True God Tier:
>The Son, The Father, and The Holy Spirit
>Shit tier:
>Everything Else
>>672992
Greeks seriously had issues.
>>673033
oh yeah that's why real life religions had separate gods for pleasure, war and death right?
The Invisible Pink Unicorn.
May HER Holy Hooves Never Be Shod.
>>673099
the holy trinity makes no fucking sense at all especially when Jesus himself refered to Father as if he was a separate deity in the Bible
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
>>664887
>Ices banned
>Ices
>ISIS
Ardhanarishvara
>>673130
IS IS.
>>673121
That's why they're called persons.
They're seperate like parts in the human body but one as a human being is one man.
Worship the Sun, as it Shines Through. Doeth it not?
SHE Shall shew thee The Way.
Taste and See that The Goddess IS Good!
Ananke
>Mother of Fate
>Adrasteia
>The Protogenos, primeval goddess of inevitability, compulsion and necessity
>She emerged self-formed at the very beginning of time
>An incorporeal, serpentine being whose outstretched arms encompassed the breadth of the universe
>From the time She first appeared ANANKE was entwined in the serpentine coils of Her mate, the time-god KHRONOS
>Together They surrounded the primal egg of solid matter in their constricting coils and split it into its constituent parts: Earth, Heaven and Sea, and so brought about the creation of the ordered Universe
>ANANKE and KHRONOS remain entwined as the cosmic-circling forces of fate and time--driving the rotation of the heavens and the never-ending passage of time
>She is far beyond the reach of the younger gods whose fates She controls
>>673099
>Ebangelisto
>>673117
Self-aware fiction doesn't have as much leeway for stupid shit
>>664827
What is the coolest/most interesting sacred document?
Norse always seems like the dopest shit.
>>673163
You mean, like Shiva / Shakti?
Obviously pre-dating idiocy..
>>673176
>sacred documents
>Norse
I don't think the sagas are holy writ.
>>673126
thanks to this stupid fucking thing atheists are seen as manchildren as if our reputation wasn't bad enough already thanks to snowflakes who think it's good idea to masturbate with crosses in public
>>673163
Bhuvaneshwari, perhaps?
>>673197
Would you prefer HER?
I Do!
I even prefer The Reverend Bob Dobbs!
>>672889
http://www.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/McKenna/Evolution/theory.html
>>673159
The goddess of Earth meets the god of Sun.
>>673283
I Here That, Girl!
what's the most disturbing god or deity ever worshipped?
>>673310
way your mom was worshipping my dick last night
>>673176
biased but vishnu saying that he is creation is pretty ebin
>>666727
>Aztec priests used this myth to try to justify their ritual of human sacrifice.
I thought it was to honor the battle between the man who founded the Aztec state and his sister? When he won, he decapitated his sister and tossed her off the temple? Something along those lines.
>>666727
Post more Ocholobostli:
>Fire-serpent sword to bind the cycles of time
>Born prematurely by his will and has no skin
>The Sun incarnates in him to bring us light
>His mother is Coatlicue and his place of birth the highest temple of the Earth.
>Hunts down all his 400 brothers who were commanded by his sister Coyolxauhqui because they wanted to kill him before he came to life
>The warriors who were sacrificed to him are his bodyguards and army in his battle against the night
>His myth represents the Sun's daily victory against the 400 (Meso number for infinite) stars and the Moon
>>673605
Pic related is his mother
>>672593
That work too.
>>672687
>>672718
Most of the bible is actually pretty fucking radical if you treat it as mythology rather then just a holy text, it's a shame so few things actually go the full mile with using all the crazy shit n there, only thing I can think of is a video game called el shaddai: ascension of the metatron.
>>673616
THICK
>>673623
Yes, please refer to my post >>672737
El Shaddai was nice, wish there were more games played around those themes (our "mythology" overall).
SMT extensively featured the lore, but also all the other world mythologies - kinda like D&D, except more close to the source in many ways (I loved their presentation of Metatron, I learned of existence of St. Patrick's guardian angel, Victoricus). Yet YHVH was the strongest god.
Conflict of Behemoth, Leviathan and Ziz was even featured as founding legend of 3rd generation Pokémon, R/S/E. As were - way too many - Golems.
>>672737
Hmm, I've read so much on that but without good sources. It's mostly deep reading into essays I find around internet, wish it had good quotations (I'm desperately trying to localise Pope St. Gregory's sermon naming original 7 Catholic "Archangels" for example), originally I sticked to angelologist hobbyists like BLyy and their posts, but that was when my knowledge of English wasn't so good (I was doing my research first in Polish web naturally).
I can recomend Dictionary of Angels including the Fallen Angels if you're into names as much as I do (won't lie, this is sole purpose I began studying angeolology, demonology to the lesser degree), it's probably most easiest book to find.
I personally reccomend the forum Megadriel, owners does EXTENSIVE research to publish that knowledge
Here's for example one on the Gnostic Angels, Archons and Aeons:
http://z8.invisionfree.com/Megadriel/index.php?showtopic=367
(Original purpose was asking on who the hell are Archaias you see so often linked with Archangels in the new age tier stuff, well looks like they derive from syzygiums)
Main problem is that if you want to be really redpilled on that you should know the original languages and study the material yourself.
>>673275
Evolution is a lie! We all came from Adam Kadmon.
>>673099
>God as the three-faced Jesus
>Or Old Sky Grandpa
Please... No
Better analogy would be body-mind-spirit Orthodox use
>>673692
This is for example God the Father - Deus Abba Omnipotens Pater, icon sanctioned by revelations of Eugenia Ravasio.
Only known cannonised look of him, in Catholicism.
In Orthodoxy depiction of any other person than Jesus is a big no-no, yet the "Ancient of Days" forme unofficially enterred iconography (nevermind the fact that in Orthodoxy JESUS was responsible for that).
>>673704
POSSIBLE look of Holy Spirit - If you keep to "her" alleged depictions before dove.
I won't further elaborate on that, I stopped doing my research on Holy Trinity. Got called heretic or gnostic too damn many times.
>>667108
Truth.
The real god.
>>673692
*Main problem is that if you want to be really redpilled on that you should know the original languages and study the material yourself.
Latin, Greek, Coptic, Aramaic and Hebrew. Most materials, including the "apocrypha" are in them. Would you believe me if I told you I meet one Polish Priest living in Spain who knew them all? He helped me decipher meaning of the name Oriphiel - Light of God (misattributed to Uriel)
I haven't read much books onto topic, I'm not sure if they even exist. Mostly quotes pulled out from them.
So as you can imagine my knowledge is still relatively small.
Pic kinda unrelated - Cherubim based on the "all" accounts of it, including the Akkadian namesake.
>>667108
My hirdman.
>>664827
the demiurge
>>673275
This is completely unrelated to the mythology of the angels
>>669728
It seems that the more time I spend on this board, the more likely I'll end up straight up hating Christians.
>>672769
Not a god
>>673692
I hope the artistic depiction of the Trinity is the only problem you have with it.
>>673714
>Got called heretic or gnostic too damn many times.
>Calling the Holy Spirit "her"
Well there's your problem.
>>671979
Always thought that was more of a punishment to poseidon, like when hes bragging to zeus about the babe he scored while theyre up in Mt. Olympus, and Zeus parts the clouds to take a look at this supposed 10/10 ( Zeus never could land the hot ones ) and they both look at medusa and Poseidon feels a little embarrassed.
>>665507
>>664883
Shiva is topgod.
>sweet dance moves
>old as fuck but still graceful
>wrecks shit and parties hard
>cucks Brahman's creation
>cucks Vishnu's dream
Other gods pls go.
>>673150
Oh, well that just explains everything, doesn't it.
I like Yaweh. He's loud and angry and had access to a time machine. And whenever he's not around everyone always asks "Where's Yaweh?"
>>673616
>>673639
Coatlicue is pretty cool, she's basically a more metal version of tiamat
>>671972
thank you rope woman
>>669815
Greek gods were generally speaking assholes.
Besides Pan and Cernunnos which other horned gods exist?
>>676229
Allegedly Baal
>>675661
Väinämöinen and Ilmarinen were both worshiped.
>>673033
>different aspects of reality not having distinct personal representations
>cannot into politheist logic
>>664898
He was god tier in persona 3
>>673033
they kinda rip off riders of apocalypse
but
Khorne is good old, pure straightforward warrior god, his only concern is actual fighting, NOT war in general
Nurgle isn't just death, he's biological decay/pestilence, while Slaanesh is moral decay/sinning
Tzeench more about endless scheming and struggle for change (and magic)
>Athena and Ares
unrealistic, why would you have two war gods? so dumb
>>672769
Every poster ITT has chosen their fate and will be struck down by the only god of heavens there is.
I AM WHO AM
>>676526
Whom. I am whom.
>>676528
Oh shit. I guess I need to rip my clothes off, to ward the wrath of our LORD away.
>>676524
Unca Scrooge confirmed Finnish deity
>>676526
>I AM WHO AM
>>672687
Kek is a terrible god, though.
Why would you want to worship a frog who rules over chaos and darkness?
>>671972
You know, most cultures have nice pleasant goddesses of love, or the harvest, or the moon, or whatever.
The Aztecs have a goddess of hanging yourself.
Cortez did nothing wrong.
>>664827
not a god, but Acala the Immovable One is my fave
>>664898
Get out Nee-chuh
>>678961
It says Mayan and it was meant for those who wanted a nice pleasant afterlife.
Pic rel (left) is the Aztec Goddess of Love.
>>679308
Damn, with their love goddess looking like that, I can start to see the appeal of the noose lady.
>>679308
>>679325
/vp/'s pokemon game which is based on central and south america has a legendary based on her
http://capx.wikia.com/wiki/Xochi
What afterlives would you want to go to?
Or more likely least want to go to?
>>669815
Hades is cool and all but he's a literal cuck
His wife leaves him for half a year and is much happier away from him, I would say Persophone is looking for black dick if not for the fact Hades is thr literal god of darkness
>>672992
Is it bad I find this hotter than any other classical god/goddess depictions
>>673150
That's partialism, which is a heresy.
>206 replies
>Talos hasn't been mentioned yet
Step up your game, /his/.
>Born a mortal man imbued with the powers of a dragon
>Fucked shit up and won his first military victory at the age of 20
>Went on to conquer the rest of Tamriel
>Received a literal heart of a god and ascended to godhood upon death
>Worshipped as the hero-god of Mankind and took a place among the Divines as their ninth member
>>680654
>None of the Kalevala characters were deities
Riiiiiiiiiight
Just like how the Aesir were survivors of the Trojan war and happened to be skilled in magic so the ignorant northmen mistook them for Gods?
Or like how the Tuatha De Danaan were just wizards?
>>672549
>implying christianity is monotheistic with its fucking 3000 of saints and angels
>>673099
>mfw everyone on the painting is rolling their eyes
>>673126
this god at least feeds you by his delicious balls in the time of need
>>680808
>got his throat slit
>barely survived
>crippled for the rest of life unable to speak in more than whisper
>banned later by fucking elves
>>664898
>>664932
>Not a dick
>Understands the stress of civilized life is necessary
>Wants you to unwind
>As far as I am aware, one of the few Hellenistic gods to not rape anyone
>Has hobbies
>Good husband
>Good dad
>Doesn't judge you
Dionysus-Bacchus: Because you deserve a drink and a party
>>664976
A little madness now, save you a lot of madness later
>>666258
>>672179
My fellow fa/tg/uys! Pwaise Swunsh!
>>668806
Give me some slack.
>>680901
He's also the only Greek god to die.
He dies by being ripped to shreds similar to the ripping to shreds process used on grapes to make wine.
>>680910
Thats right, he is indeed thought to be one of the resurrecting gods used as a template for Jesus, according to some scholars.
Dumping some fun history
>>680916
>>680919
Shiv is the clear winner
>>680932
Yeah, thats mine. No more comics on my phone. Sorry.
