Do you know anyone with historical ancestry?
Do you have anyone in your family who was somehow relevant to history?
>be me
>be in higschool 3 years ago
>be italian american in a neighborhood where japanese americans are a majority
>one guy's surname is oda
>one guy's surname is minamoto
>one girls's surname is fujiwara
>one girl's surname is shimizu
>mfw everyone in the same classroom
>mfw there's a day everyone was arguing about studying schedules
>sengoku jidai 2: higschool boogaloo
>mfw
>there's a german american in the classroom
>me, this german and some jap team up in a group assignment
>mfw we intentionally name the group "axis of ellien" (ellien being the name of the biology teacher).
>mfw
my wife's son's grandfather invented the onahole
My father's side of the family is related to Toussaint Louveture.
I am a direct descendant of these two
>>892661
This meme is bad and you should feel bad
I am directly related to the Breens of the Donner party; some American pioneers going to California who got stuck in a fucking blizzard after following some asshat's "shortcut". Thankfully, after they got out, they told everyone else that the route was bullshit. Oh, and they allegedly ate people. Allegedly.
