ITT: Historical figures that reminds us of ourselves
I'll start.
Literally me
Andreas Bodenstein von Karlstadt.
If you were like Genghis Khan, you wouldn't have time for 4chan, because you'd be spending every waking moment raping, murdering, or riding a horse on your way to go rape and murder.
Nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour?
That feeling when you are fighting a losing war, but you can't just stop and you keep fighting and waiting for a miracle to happen.
For me it's De Sade- intelligent,nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>611815
>and a wicked sense of humor
There's something about this phrase that really triggers me.
>>611224
a peasant levied as infantry fodder into an army that will die and never be remembered
>>611828
Dear God, what a hideous uniform.
detached observer
>>611224
Rousseau. I have all of his vices and virtues, except I would probably keep my kids
>>611825
It's a dip, you meme.
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I suspect I might be the reincarnation of Red Skelton because I was behaving exactly like him and making his same types of jokes and mannerisms 2 decades before I even knew who he was, let alone saw one of his movies or routines. Incidentally he was my late grandpa's favorite comedian; self-deprecating, warm-hearted, and with a clownish sense of humor.
>>611832
Rome total war has some funky looking uniforms. Eastern armies all wear pajamas for some reason
Except I'm white
Literally me. Props to anyone who manages to figure out who he is.
Had all the tools for a successful life.
And yet somehow I managed to fuck it all up.
>>611943
According to Google that is João Figueiredo.
Probably Tesla. A skinny autistic virgin with mental health issues. I'm nowhere near as smart as he was though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter
>>611943
>Props to anyone who manages to figure out who he is.
It's you, you 'literally' just said that João
>>611828
Lol'd.
>>611943
well he has zero drops of blood from anyone from the Holy Roman Empire thats for sure
>>611224
>literally
>>611828
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>there are people posting in this thread that are not memeing when they post their favorite intelligent nihilistic wicked sense of humor self inserts they read a wiki page about
>>612377
>Man, I'm so much better than everyone else and boy will I let them know
Elagabalus
>>611944
/thread
>>611813
Holy shit that feel. That got me.
>>612991
a bit of critique of that sculptor.
1st. Any historical persona might be shown at any age. Old age of Timur not better opinion.
2st. By skeleton impossible know form of eye, hairiness and form of eyebrow.
So that bust is pure fantasy.
>>613011
1st. what if bypass the earnest and do the rest?
and the 2st. eye forms the area of region, not the eyebrow hair.
is not fantasy.
>posting successful figures
egotists
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
In case you not have a lot of pictures of natives onto an area in exact time of history, you can't know real popular eye form, and even if you know a popular eye form, into history questions about blood of kings very huge difficult.
Any face reconstruction from bones is fantasy fiction, because for example, trauma into childhood can did influence to form of nose and also look nearer to this >>612991 a sculptor did lips of negro, even picture of XV century look not same, so that sculptural reconstruction is fucking fiction, so the sculptor may suck a cock of the king and fuck off.
>>613300
>1st. what if bypass the earnest and do the rest?
Why people show George Washington at middle age, but show Timur as old man?
>2st. eye forms the area of region, not the eyebrow hair.
In some cultures, in case of mourning people cut off eyebrow hair and after that eyebrows hairs grow thick. So even eyebrows hairs reconstruction for sculpture is a difficult question.
>NEET who leeches off his friend
>Said friend is successful
>>613351
you dont't understand the silo
when where they?
Nietzsche.
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>615405
>2015+1
>still saying Nietzsche is a nihilist
educate yourself
Intelligent, absurdist, and with a wicked sense of humor.
We are of the same blood
Literally moi.
>>611860
You are literally autistic.
I can't really think of one but I held my friend while he was dying, so i guess this works.
>>611943
Massimiliano Importante
>>618062
Bro, I think he's using him as a shield...
>>619387
Not him but thats a shit shield, a rifle round will go right through two unarmored bodies
Doing something I don't enjoy for reasons I don't really care about. I know I'm not happy, but I also know it's what I have to do. At the end of it, I just have to push my emotions to the side and get on the with life everyday until I die.
>>611793
You know warlords tend to do other things like eat sleep and maybe a hobby too
>>612180
>Aged 50, Dexter wrote a book about himself – A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress – in which he also complained about politicians, the clergy and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but no punctuation and its capitalization seemed random. At first, he handed his book out for free, but it became popular and was reprinted for sale eight times.[2] In the second edition, Dexter added an extra page which consisted of 13 lines of punctuation marks with the instructions that readers could distribute them as they pleased.[7]
I was entirely convinced this guy was simply the luckiest moron, but now I suspect he was a master troll.
>>618061
Speer was autistic?
>>611224
>>612981
ROME
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>>612981
Same, in the sense that I'd pay a doctor large sums of money to become a woman
>>612981
...Goddamnit, me too.
Fuck you, anon. I wanted to say Tolstoy.
Intelligent, cynical, and with a wicked sense of humor
I feel a connection with Hitler. Not racist, but I have his feels
>>620303
>In the second edition, Dexter added an extra page which consisted of 13 lines of punctuation marks with the instructions that readers could distribute them as they pleased.
The absolute madman
>>622456
Coincidentally, I'm SO literally a South Dakotan state deputy predatory animal inspector.
>>620604
Speer was autism manifested in physical form.
He didn't even use the 'du' form with his wife. He also had an unpublished manuscript that went on for over 5,000 pages about windows.
