Biggest 'Fuck You's in history.
Everything related to Franco-German relations between 1871 and 1945.
>>550495
french armistice during ww2 in the same wagon the germans signed theirs in ww1
bombed out berlin ww2
\germans in stalingrad ww2
the one below you is soviet military parade showing off captured german standards ww2
![Templars_on_Stake_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwxC8H4.jpg "Templars_on_Stake_02[1].jpg")
keep in mind this happened after Philip IV bullied the previous pope until he killed himself. He was just being a dick and testing the limits of his authority while trying to humiliate the present pope.
>>551496
>be Philip IV
>burn down Templars
>fuck with all of France's pesty noblemen
>roll over Flemish cities wishing for freedom
>order the shit beaten out of the Pope
>expell jews
>surround yourself with an army of lawyers who justify you taking over all of feudal matters
>create the Estate Generals to have all of the important people licking your ass
>put the wives of your adulterous sons in prison
This man was fucking crazy. He was a GoT-tier villain.
>>551725
>mfw de Molay's curse worked and Philip's dynasty was fucked all to hell
absolute madman
>>550495
First one: Hitler signing French surrender on the same train cart where ww1 German surrender was signed.
Second one: Berlin after ww2
>>551496
>hey guys go crusade, you'll make mad dosh
>cool sure thing
>okay we're back, where's that dosh you were talking about
>...I didn't say anything about dosh you fucking heretics
>>550441
>>552128
>always posting WWI surrender cart and 1871
>No the even better situation of the German Empire signing the treaty of Versailles ending the German Empire in the very room the German Empire was proclaimed in 1871
pleb tier
Best historical example coming through.
>>551496
Talk about a case of sameface.
I know it's not old enough, but this is one of the biggest 'fuck you' moments of recent history.
>>553158
Didn't they botch the drop on purpose like they did with some of the real nasties at Nuremburg?
>>553169
I think so. The whole ordeal of deposing Saddam has really been a big 'accidental' fuck you to Iraq and the region as a whole. Especially after what he did to prevent non-state terrorist groups from operating in his country.
>>551496
French kings are always so fun to read about, so many of them were fucking batshit insane.
>>550441
Can't top yours.
>>550441
You can't top this. Say what you want about Hitler but he knew how to fuck with the French.
>>553109
/thread
>After the sack of Antioch in 540, Khosrau built a new city near Ctesiphon for the inhabitants he captured. He called this new city Weh Antiok Khusrau or literally, "better than Antioch, Khosrow built this."
>>553643
That's pretty good.
>digging up the last pope's skeleton to put him on posthumous trial
>Bodyguards of the Prussian king sharpening their sabres on the steps of the French embassy in Berlin in an effort to provoke war in 1806
>>554609
Nice one, even if its effect is lessend somewhat by the fact that they got their asses handed to them in the War of the Fourth Coalition.
>>550441
Has there ever been a defeat so total?
>>553109
I don't actually believe that was done out of spite.
Truman just wanted to end the war and that was the best way from Americas perspective.
>>553104
The German surrender at Versailles was just an unfuck you. They got them back in the same place and brought the score back to even.
>>554609
>tfw my great great uncle was part of the Kaiser's royal bodyguard before WW1.
I like this image.
>>553643
how was Ctesiphon prnonced anyways? on wikipedia i read "Tis-Foon" but that sounds gay as fuck
>>550441
The Saxon kingdoms absolutely refusing to send help to the Franks against the Islamic invaders. Fucking Christian traitors the lot of them
>>552128
>>553109
Someone must've gotten it right on the head
>>554623
Ehh, they got their own back at Waterloo.
>>554646
The japs surrended because russia was coming at them, no because of the bomb.
>>553176
Literally nothing wrong
>>557513
>you know what would have been great at dealing with the imperialist Sunni nutjobs
>imperialist Sunni nutjobs
ISIS is to Saddam-era Iraq what the KKK was to the CSA.
>>554628
Yea pretty much any Roman conquest.
>>557524
yeah, saddam was trying to create a world owning caliphate with him as the caliph.
>>557524
Kek.
>being this propagandized
Brennus exclaiming "Woe to the vanquished" after fixing the scales.
>>556992
Sesseh phon
>>557434
that only justifies even more the use of the bombs, they were so bushido'd that even after the total destruction of one of their cities they still wanted war. just imagine how many more military and civilians (only that without the bombs would have been on both sides) would have taken to make the japs surrender.
>>557552
no, he was trying to create a world owning dictatorship with him as the dictator. is there a difrence?
>>558573
Can you elaborate on what this means?
>>558655
Look up Gerrymandering.
>>557030
A-bombs explode rather high up to maximize damage.
>>558341
. . . . But we invaded him.
Under false pretences to boot.
>>558655
Its American """democracy"""
33 AD was a giant "Fuck You" to the devil.
>>558772
You sound like one of those cringeworthy corny protestant pastors on TV.
>>558341
Saddam and his shitty military wouldn't have succeeded
>>558800
You sound like an edgy fedora-tipping Darwinian retard.
>>558655
Gerrymandering.
They redraw districts to influence voting outcomes in the usa a lot.
Say you win a district if you have 50-100% of the votes. Then you could redraw a district that is 90% down to 60%, so you can bring up another district above 50%.
>>558772
>>558816
This shit never stops being funny.
>>558816
>He's so contrarian to mainstream atheism that he now denies evolution
Disgust.
>>550441
He also dynamited the rest of the memorial park except the statue of Ferdinand Foch, so that Foch would look over a wasteland.
>>554646
Yes that is the official American account of history
of course it's not true
>>554606
tell us more
>>554606
>cut off the hand of the pope
>it was that same hand that blessed you as a bishop thereby nullifying your confirmation
>throw him down the river
>peasants find the corpse and claim that it is performing miracles
>get locked up and strangled in your cell because you thought it was a good idea to put a dead guy on trial
It's hilarious how well this back fired on him.
>I have seen their backs before.
>>556998
>christian
lol
>>558341
no he wasn't. he was just trying to keep bunch of stupid savages in order.
>>558829
Basically it's one of the few good things about the US election system and probably the only reason Texas isn't ruled by beaners now.
>>558977
Nosey was great at laying down verbal smackdowns.
>who who ministry
WW2 and the subsequent peace treaty by and to Germany
>>557524
>Believing Amerifat propaganda
Yeah I'm sure Saddam wanted to control the world with himself at the top (as Caliph).
![dewey-defeats-truman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vIiIeTv.jpg "dewey-defeats-truman[1].jpg")
>>558990
>Basically it's one of the few good things about the US election system
>>559508
>buttmad Democrap that he can't flood states with shitskins; put them on welfare slavery, and use them to take over states
Fuck u
>>559508
Texas would be ruled by Mexicans right now if it wasn't for gerrymandering.
>>559749
But anon, Texas is mexican territory. They are taking back the lands that you stole to them.
>>559770
>stole to them
Nice English Paco.
>>558990
>Gerrymandering
>A good thing
Those beaners probably have a better understanding of democracy than you, Cletus.
>>559861
I don't think I said I ever considered democracy a good thing, Juancito.
>>558980
saxons were christian at that point, not pagan, of thats what you are implying
>>550441
Kissinger probably won't die for another 10 years.
>>550441
>>557539
this guy gets it
>>553706
Holy living fuck it's junkbot
>>550511
>french armistice during ww2 in the same wagon the germans signed theirs in ww1
And people think the fucking Germans were cruel
>>558990
>beaners
>voting
>>559748
Republicans also want to flood states with Mexicans and out them on welfare slavery in order to reduce the price of labor. That's why they haven't done anything about welfare or immigration on the federal level, and it's what's happening in Europe right now.
>>560685
http://thinking.goodgame.co.in/lego-junkbot-games.html
jesus christ the flashbacks
>>553121
Well, they are French.
Herodotus mentions an Egyptian king who would erect pillars with a carving of a vagina on it at battle-sites that his armies won at, as a symbolic statement that the defeated armies fought like women / pussies.
>>558990
>corruption is alright since it's probably the reason why a certain demographic I don't like doesn't get to vote.
>>560670
the way they ultimately handled carthage was pretty stone fucking cold
>>561363
>gerrymandering is corruption and not part of literally every democracy that has ever existed
>>550441
St. Olga of Kiev basically committing genocide against the dumb bastards who sent people to marry her.
>>553706
My childhood
>>561500
That's fucking great
>>561505
>democracy
Republican democracy.
>>559508
>>561363
>corruption
I agree. 40% of Massachusetts voted for Romney but it is gerrymandered so that all 9 districts are controlled by Democrats- Republicans from Massachusetts have no representation in Congress!
>>561120
>Republicans
You mean neocons. Actual Republicans wanted Reagan to get the mexicans out in 1980, neocons wanted them here to destroy unions.
>>558573
>>558655
>>558765
>>558829
>liberals and foreigners don't understand why those districts are gerrymandered
Those districts are all black majority districts. Statistically white people- even white democrats- vote for whites 99% of the time in primary elections. Blacks vote for blacks 99% of the time in primary elections. Hence the only way to ensure black representation in Congress is by putting all of the blacks in one district.
White liberals complain about this because they'd rather have a 95% white Congress controlled by Democrats than give black people a voice.
>>558990
Texas isn't ruled by mexicans because they aren't citizens yet.
>>551725
Sounds like a common game of Ck2
>>561648
>Hence the only way to ensure black representation in Congress is by putting all of the blacks in one district.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's not at all the case. Gerrymandering is just a means for whatever party controls a state to solidify power. Take Maryland for example. Baltimore's gerrymandered into as much of the state as possible to ensure that the Democrats will always hold a majority.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryland%27s_3rd_congressional_district
>>551744
kek
>>560593
>muh republic
>>561648
>>Republicans
>You mean neocons.
The GOP is neocon. Actual conservatives are called paleoconservatives now.
>>561667
Not enough incest.
![1470[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NdBNgDc.jpg "1470[1].jpg")
Czeshoslovak legions in Russia
>>562635
choo choo motherfucker
>>551725
He is the reason Champagne exists. It was worth it.
This always makes me laugh
>>558977
>Another time, after the Battle of Toulouse, when an aide brought him the news of Napoleon's abdication, he broke into an impromptu flamenco dance, spinning around on his heels and clicking his fingers.
>>562697
what a lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Wellesley,_1st_Duke_of_Wellington#Personality
entire section is gold
>>558573
Funny looking districts can arise without shenanigans - say you've got a state with a large coastline, a dense urban area, a wiggly river bordered by farmlands, and a bunch of mountains full of bears and lumberjacks and lube-mining operations.
If you construct the districts to give the farmers, the lube miners, the city slickers, and the coastal dwellers each their own district, you get borders that wiggle all over the fucking place, not straight lines.
(That said, I agree that districting is a fucking huge shenanigan temptation, and there are definitely rotten boroughs in the States... but 'it looks funny' isn't the smoking gun.)
>>551496
That guy was a fucking legend. For anyone interested in this period of French history i strongly recommend 'The Accursed Kings' by Maurice Druon. Its historical fiction but it generally remains true to the historical aspect and its very interesting
>>562635
as far as I know they conquered some insane portion of russian land, didn't they?
>>554651
If you start the German-French history in 1871.
But if you add the decade-long French occupation of Germany during Napoleon, the theft of Alsace under Louis XIV, the rape of Germany by France during the 30 Years War...etc, the French and Germans are still far from even despite all that happened between 1871 and 1945.
Basically everything Martialis wrote. Fucker was an absolute legend.
>You smoothe your face with psilothron and your bald scalp with dropax.
>Are you scared, Gargilianus, of the barber? What happens with your nails?
>For surely you can't cut them with resin or Venetian clay.
>Desist, if you have any shame, from displaying your wretched bald scalp:
>this, Gargilianus, is what usually happens with a cunt.
>>562767
The other three have been redistricted (Georgian districts even looks "normal") but the Illinois district is to pack all the Hispanic parts of town in one district.
>>554609
Too bad they didn't used them.
>>554609
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French%E2%80%93German_enmity#France_and_Prussia
Wikipedia can into banter
![trans-siberian_railway_tours[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ZXAoGPL.gif "trans-siberian_railway_tours[1].gif")
>>562786
They basically took over the Trans-Siberian Railway
Goofy ass kraut crackas can't even get a trenchcoat that fits them
Probably this is
>>562294
>tfw you find out that Chilean soccer fans sing 'let's go to the beach' at matches with Bolivia
>Utah War
>US army sent to Deseret to stop Mormons from attacking pioneers and having to much sex
>get stuck in mountains during winter, run out of supplies
>Mormons send them barrels of salt
>Yanks get salty
>>559795
Sorry, I´m still not accustomed to barbaric languages.
>>563386
When canadian soldiers marched all the way to Washington DC to burn the city including the white house
When french soldiers marched all the way to Moscow Oblast to burn the city including the kremlin
>>562776
>bitch-slaped the pope
>figuratively
>and then literaly
>>558341
Yes. Saddam posed no threat to the west and ISIS does. You just don't like him because "muh dictatorship" even though secular autocratic rule is what a stable middle eastern society requires. However this idea makes you uncomfortable and you'd much rather believe that culture is simply the food we eat and the holidays we celebrate rather than the deep-running traits and attitudes of a people, and that they can, in fact, be different from ours.
>>551496
Bullying popes is a celebrated French tradition.
>>550503
How many german fraus do you think the soldier closest to the right edge raped?
>>564190
>secular autocratic rule is what a stable middle eastern society requires.
[citation needed]
>>563453
Soldiers might be a bit of an exhaggeration.
We were a militia at that point. Pissed off farmers
>>564268
libya was better under gaddafi
