So...well erm...why do you not just kill yourself?
>>542354
Because being is ultimately more satisfying than not being.
>>542354
Thats not history.
>>542360
Satisfaction is in the bourgeois concept that met us at the dawning of the Universe?
Where does your satisfaction exist?
>>542368
good thing this board isn't just history then
>>542354
Because if I'm dead then I can't eat chocolate.
And I like chocolate.
>>542383
But suicide is not an humanity
Because I have a girlfriend and parents who love me and would be devastated if I died.
I can't in good conscious do that to somebody else no matter how disillusioned with life I am.
We like being alive because we're kept alive, therefore we associate it being "good" and not "waking torture". Its a pampering thing between easy and hard. Its easy to just scream and cry until someone does everything for you.
>women
Its hard to get up and do something yourself. A lot of confusion happens when listening to the wrong side about what's "good" and "bad", and since women run western world, people don't openly kill themselves here.
Go back to Japan. 30,000 a year wasn't enough for you.
guys please just let shitposts die and don't respond to them. I know I'm not exactly practicing what I preach right now but seriously, you don't give them bumps or attention, they realize they aren't welcome here, and they eventually stop shitposting and go back to boards where people take their bait
>>542360
Cool chart, saved
>>542354
because then they would win
>>542415
TIL Camus = bait.
>>542354
If I killed myself, I would no longer have the freedom to kill myself, because once I'm dead, I would lack the ability to kill myself, and therefore I would be forfeiting my radical freedom without reason.
>>542460
opening a topic on camus with /r9k/-tier posts can be misconstrued as bait, yes.
>>542463
You could call it a freedom or you could call it a responsibility.
The semantics in play change our base level valuing of the situation. And what truth do words hold?
>>542360
kek
>>542371
Overthrowing the bourgeoise of course
because I dont want to
That good enough?
>>542354
Death ,like life, is a meaningless waltz, danced by fools.
I'll die eventually anyway, so killing myself would be a pointless act.
>>542354
Because the way that can be followed is not a/the true Way?
>>542354
Because I'm masochistic and I prefer the long slow death that life assures us. Perhaps I'll even get surprised and get the opportunity to go out in a blaze of glory. Unlikely though. Maybe I'll go on a family vacation to the Grand Canyon and then suddenly shout "HEY GUYS WATCH THIS!" and then run to the edge of a ledge while everyone looks on in horror and when I get right at the edge just stop and say "Nah I'm just fucking with ya" then the edge gives way and I fall half a mile to a squishy death anyway, laughing maniacally the whole time.
You don't even know what's best in life
>>542354
life and death hold equal import.
>>542354
Because to kill myself would give satisfaction to another. Instead I must go on and be as successful as possible to spite them.
>doing pretty good
>even in a strong enough position to begin contemplating revenge
We're already dead.
Death holds no meaning because we're already experiencing the most high of what there is to experience. All that exists outside of the imagination is nothing.
>>542354
Blood Faith Soil
>>542402
>this whole post
>>542360
>Because being is ultimately more satisfying than not being.
Being is also more painful than not being. And more stressful. And more tiring. And more scary.
>>545308
We wouldn't get to enjoy the difference.
Because I'm not an edgy nihilist atheist.
But you're right OP, all atheists should kill themselves because they believe life has no purpose.
>>545308
t. first world problems
>>545487
>pain and fear are "first world problems"
>the idea that something bad isnt a problem just because elsewhere other things are worse in general
I really, really wish imbeciles such as yourself would get recycled into feed for cattle or something.
>>542360
>more
But being is the realm of desire, and with desire comes dissatisfaction
>>545567
Buddha or Epicurus then?
>>542458
>because then they would win
this
>because i dont know whats after death, it can be something even worse than hete
>because im scared of pain and painless suicide methods in my country are almost impossible.
yeah, thats pretty much it.
>>542354
New anime season started last week
>>542360
rename this to flowchart for the pretentious sleep deprived 17 year olds because you wouldn't be reading this shit in the first place if you were applicable to anything listed
>>545330
Fuck off.
Why bother killing myself? i'm going to eventually die anyway. I gain nothing from hastening it.
>>542402
>women run the western world
kek
>there has never been a female US president
>there has been one female UK prime minister
>there has been one female German chancellor
>there has been one one female Australian prime minister
>there has never been a female pope
>5% of fortune 500 CEOs are female
>m-muh matriarchy!
>>545487
>third world people never have existential depression
>everyone in the first world has a good life
>you should like, be happy because children are starving in Ethiopia, man
This meme is retarded.
>>542392
It's philosophy/religion related
I'm a slave of my programming. There's nothing I can do about it. It's literally not my decision to make.
>>545330
W E W
E W E
W E W
>>542354
i actually enjoy the pain of life :^)
you should get used to it
>>542360
It's actually a decent chart.
