Why haven't you bought a virtual praying candle yet /his/? Are you a heretic or something?
http://catholicshopping.com/products/fast-burning-virtual-prayer-candle
>>541877
If I buy one will I be guaranteed to go to heaven?
>>541914
No, but it will cover you for that cheeky wank you had last night.
Remember, the Lord was watching.
>>541877
>catholicshopping.com
Gee I wonder where the profits from this website go
>>541923
>>541923
Wouldn't surprise me if the owner is Jewish
>>541941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel
>>541941
Well, as christianity is literally a branch of judaism, yes, it is owned by jews
>>541953
Christianity is a tool of Roman imperialism it has nothing to do with judaism
>>541956
It does. Christians are jews who believe that Jesus is the prophet from the old testament prophecies.
>>541921
Didn't wank yesterday but I did briefly make eye contact with my wife during intercourse. Hopefully I don't die before I can make it to confession and say my hail mary's senpai.
>>542001
>Hopefully I don't die before I can make it to confession and say my hail mary's senpai.
I will sacrifice a goat for you anon.
