Can someone name a single good thing that has emerged from this godforsaken place in its entire miserable history?
franziska facella
the printing press
serious continental philosophy
lots of nobel prizes
the reformation
engineering
>>534593
Bach.
>>534593
Oh nothing much, a good chunk of the world heritage in culture, arts and science, that is all...
Marxism
>>534593
Best fetishes and kinkiest pornstars
The beginnings of the American and Soviet space programs.
>germany makes my ASS SORE
t. OP, 2016
>>534593
Schoppenhauer. Schubert. Strudel and Weissbrau.
Germany is a nation of artists, musicians and thinkers that desperately want to be soldiers.
>>534604
>serious continental philosophy
I think you mean "German philosophy."
Oktoberfest
Nazism
>>535291
Hitler was a murderous psychopath
>>534593
A significant proportion of the most important people of the last 300 years have been german in origin
>>534593
communism
>>534593
Rote Armee Fraktion
>>535293
>>534593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM
Best national anthem ever.
>>535293
yeah i know
It has pretty much contributed to everything in meaningful ways. Not quite as far up there as France and Italy in originally creating culture, but as a regionally unique derivative, one of the best.
Its most ghoulish contributions have obviously been the military revolutions entailed in the last century.
>>535337
>Can someone name a single good thing that has emerged from this godforsaken place in its entire miserable history?
>Lists a good thing
>''I have no words''
what's the problem?
>>535340
>Hitler
>Good
Pick one and only one.
>>534593
X-rays.
>>535340
>1 word
>A list
Nazis in charge of counting.
>>535308
1:37
>>535343
On what authority do you have to tell me what to do?
Are you -dictating- what I should believe?
>>535367
Are you defending fascism?
Goethe, Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Nietzsche, Hegel, Kant, Heidegger, Marx, Schopenhaur, Wittgenstein, Fritz Lang, Werner Herzog, Hesse, Heine, Thomas Mann
>>535377
Of course not, my Fuhrer!
I would never do anything that you do not like!
Heil freedom!
>>535391
I don't think that's a very funny joke.
The Holocaust killed 13 million people.
>>535394
20*
>>535397
60*
Mercedes Benz
Practically the fatherland of the modern world (jet research, Einstein was German and he's basically responsible for the state of science today)
>>535404
>tfw you reaise you're trolling a troll
>>535400
*800
>>535435
*everyone
Beethoven.
>>535378
I like you.
Haber-Bosch process
honestly Germans have contributed plenty they just need to calm the fuck down and stop chimping out over Euroclay
>>534593
Schopenhauer
>>535402
Oppenheimer was also from a German family.
I wish my family had never immigrated to America from Germany.
>>535308
I like you. I like you a lot.
Auferstanden aus ruinen > Deutschlandlied
Tbh nothing just a bunch of faggots who fail at everything
>>534608
Best answer
>>534593
Wolksvagen
>>534593
Best philosophy.
Best music.
Cool history.
Cool technology.
Martin Luther.
Germany is the birthplace of the Reformation, which brought back Biblical Christianity based on the study of scripture.
Does Bavaria count? Because I'm honestly pretty fond of Stirner's philosophy.
>>534604
>the printing press
>invented by the West
>>535964
this tbqh
Nothing
>>536121
>china invents printing press
>prints a few thousand books over the course of almost 500 years
>west adopts printing press
>pic related
I think it's fair to say that the european utilisation of the printing press should be regarded as a seperate occasion.
it was a nice place when it consisted of liberty loving city states
>>534593
The automobile.
>>535964
>best philosophy
>Greek philosophy rebranded to meet my feelings versus the Prussian state
They are currently destroying the white race in Europe and turning the EU into a universally reviled organization that enforces race mixing and the abolition of welfare.
Thanks to German efforts, Europe will be rife with sectarian civil warfare and terror in 20 years, as the middle East is now, and the white population will plummet into extinction to be replaced by a muslim melange. The next caliphate will encompass not just the middle east, but all of Europe, and will be armed with nuclear weapons and strategic missile submarines. It will be capable of finally bringing about the end times and the eradication of the unbelievers.
Alhamdulillah.
>>536295
>he says, unironically
>>536299
I think Americans can't understand and appreciate jihadism the way Europeans can. My ideals are a minority position now, but that will change as people see the corruption of the current order through the teachings of the prophet.
Remember to swear allegiance to the caliphate, my brother, it is your duty before God.
>>536301
I'm actually European and I'm looking forward to this unironic Caliphate.
Truly, we will be the master race that leads islam forward, in the ME, they can't even unite ideologically in an environment as small as Syria, yet we, as the harbingers of the ubermensch islam, msallam amdullilah, will be able to unite the Caliphate of the whole Europe.
Also, something something, jews are behind islam, multiculti something
Euopean powers should have been partitioned this country after WW I, too bad they didn't
>>534593
Luther desu
>>536121
*made useful and available by the west
Germans are at their best when separated into small states. Only with a revival of kleinstaatrei will we see a renaissance in German culture.
>>534593
The people have created some great contributions in art and philosophy but all the actual nation state has only really created mayhem
>>535293
He was an embarrassment to the NSDAP. The nazi rule easily could of been kept alive if it wasnt for Hitler
>>534593
they killed a lot of white people and now invite us to their country
from my perspective they very good
>>534593
Go back to /pol/ with these shit threads.
>70 replies
>still no Holocaust
4chan what happened with you
>>536153
It was also wholly differnet. The Chinese press used fixed block type. You had to carve each press individually because of the tens of thousands of characters in their written language. Moving block type made no sense for them but it did for the Europeans.
They have to be regarded as separate.
>>534593
Heineken and Porsches
>Bach, Wagner, Beethoven, Handel, Brahms
>Hegel, Kant
>Gutenberg
>Von Braun, Einstein, Keppler, Buchner
>Charlemagne
>Arminius
>Clausewitz
>Speer
Germans have made major contributions on a fuck ton of fields.
>>540473
>Arminius
>falling for XIX century meme
>>540507
You still salty, Varus?
>luther
>printing press
>etc
Not from Germany :^)
OBEY
>>534593
Had lots of classical composers that produced music I enjoy.
>>535394
>13 million people
>only 13 million
More than 100 million people perished in the shoah, anon.
>>540535
>Can someone name a single good thing that has emerged from this godforsaken place in its entire miserable history?
The history of Germany entails the events and peoples that have occurred and lived, respectively, in the same region before 1871, anon. This is a basic fact.
>>538909
I saw this retard logic in another thread. Why would /pol/ be doing this? Fuck off about the /pol/ bogey man already!
>>542671
Do you think that with an OP like that, this thread counts as relevant discussion, and not another match in the Special Olympics, like the "debates" on /pol/?
Piss off with your butthurt
>>534593
>Kant
>Hegel
>Marx
>Nietzsche
>beethoven
>Mozart
>Goethe
Gee I dunno
>>534593
A lot of good thinkers and scientists and people of the arts.
I don't like the "Germanic master race did everything" meme but I don't like the "Germany has accomplished absolutely nothing" meme either.
>>534593
Nazi uniforms.
>>534604
>the reformation
>
