*freeze frame*
>WOAH
>So you're probably wondering how I got here
It all started five years ago ...
>>525812
But which insipid commercial US punk band would play the opening music?
>>525812
>Where is Lucius Vorenus? That fucker was supposed to be my meat shield.
>>525832
Pick one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
>>525856
I think the song Sum 41 by the In too deep band better suits the collapse of the Roman republic.
>>525866
True
>>525843
Kek. I forgot about how much I loved that show. The Lucius/Titus' shit stretched believablity but Anthony was such a fuck I loved it all the same
>>525812
>>528634
Lucius is my husbando
>>525812
toppest of keks
>>525812
>See, ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a Dictator.....
>this movie will never be in your life
why live
>>525856
Where's Blink-182?
You forgot the record scratch
Hello /tv/
I like you more than /pol/
>>525812
>As far back as I remember, I always wanted to be consul. To me, being a consul was better than being Shahanshah of the Parthian Empire. You see, ever since I first wandered into the Senate for a post-schola job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of plebeians. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. In the summer when they played merels all night, nobody ever called the vigiles.
>>528800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
Being an adult is hard innit
>>528787
It might.
>this might actually happen in an attempt to dumb down history for hyper-adhd classrooms
>>528820
I read this in Ted Mosby's voice
>>528804
>>529316
I JUST READ EVERYTHING IN BRIAN BLESSÉD'S VOICE. IT MAKES THINGS VERY SIMPLE.
>>525866
I beg the Romans never expected this thread to ever exist.
One day we'll all be a meme
>Roman Beauty
>Sunset Via
>Veni Veni Vici Vici
>>529316
I read it in Billy Crystal's voice from Stand by Me.
>>525856
Underrated post
THIS MARCH
COMES
>>533317
THIS MARCH
OF
CAESAR
OVER THE RUBICON
>they thought life couldn't get any better...
*record scratch*
>until the crazy neighbors started to appear!
>>525812
Is there a name for the genre of films that employ this style of narration? I know exactly what you're referencing so I feel like it should have a shorthand label but I can't think of one...
I remember it like it was yesterday...
>>533499
Shitty family oriented comedy fillers inbetween major blockbusters and SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY film festival winners and wannabes.
>>533793
oh god, not serious discussions
anything but that
>>525812
>You know, looking back it all makes sense. Dream big, live big, love big, get stabbed in the back by your fucking colleagues. Now I know, which is exactly 0% of the battle apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
![open-uri20150422-12561-lxwsqg_513005ba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0zP44KC.jpg "open-uri20150422-12561-lxwsqg_513005ba[1].jpg")
Anyone else thought of this movie when reading OP?
>>533966
i was just about to post a link to that song
The Aventine...home...
At least it was before I fucked everything up
>>533982
Yeah.
SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME
VORENUS ONCE WARNED ME THE SENATE WAS GONNA STAB ME
WITH A SHARP GLADIUS TO MY HEAD
I WAS LOOKING FABULOUS WITH POSCA AND MY THRONE
ON THE HALL OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC
HIC, ANNALIS START COMING, ANNALIS DON'T STOP COMING
FIXED THE LAW AND THE SENATORS START STABBING
THEY SAY TYRANTS ONLY LIVE FOR FUN
THEIR ARMY IS STRONG, BUT THEIR MORALS ARE DUMB
SO MUCH TO FIX, SO MUCH TO CHANGE
SO WHATS WRONG WITH SOME TYRANNY?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WITHOUT JULIO
MARK ANTONY'S TOO MUCH OF ALL FOOL
>>537677
>ALL FOOL
*a fool
>>535061
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN GRAIN SHIP LV
>>525812
top keke op
>>525812
I like this meme
MORE
>Battle of Philippi film
>It ain't me starts playing
"Still H.R.E."
(feat. Jay Radetzky)
[Joseph "the Radical" Radetzky]
Still Radetzky and F-J-A (Guess who's back)
Still, still doing that shit, huh Franz?
[Franz Joseph I of Austria]
Oh for sure, check me out
It's still December 25th Graf, A.K. Graf
Before I fool the plebs, can't keep them home a lot
'cause when I frequent the fiefs that I'm known to rock
You hear the brass from the band when I'm on the block
Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say the HRE fell off
How Kollege My latest hit was "The Vilagos Defeat"
They want to know if he still got it
They say Absolutism's changed, they want to know how I feel about it
[Joseph Radetzky - singing]
If you ain't up on pace
[Franz Joseph I of Austria]
Archduke of Austria is the name, I'm ahead of my game
Still, revoking my charters, still fucking with the serfs
Still not loving liberals (Uh huh)
Still rock my coat of arms with a cross and a crest
Still got love for the privleges, repping '49
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed, still
>>525832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g
![1000509261001_2151956484001_History-French-Revolution-Origins-of-the-French-Revolution-SF-HD-768x432-16x9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MKnmHTt.jpg "1000509261001_2151956484001_History-French-Revolution-Origins-of-the-French-Revolution-SF-HD-768x432-16x9[1].jpg")
RECORD SCRATCH
FREEZE FRAME
Whoa Whoa Whoa, You're probably wondering how I got here.
>>528804
>/pol/
>sucking trump's cock
>trump doesn't even want to be associated with them
>they are in denial about it now
>tv
>maymays
I'm going with /tv/ too
>>525812
can someone explain this meme to me? I've never seen a film that does this
>>541868
Idk The Emperor's New Groove?
>>533982
You best not be hating on the Emperor's New Groove, faggot.
>>528820
Read it in Ray Liotta's voice
>>539292
>Doesn't call it "Non est me"
>fuckingplebs.mosaic
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Whoa whoa whoa! You're probably wondering how I got here.
*freeze frame*
>WOAH
>So you're probably wondering how I got here
