This is your one and only chance to claim your hystoryfu.
Be fast and be wise.
>pic related is mine. FOREVER
Teresa DE’Avila desu
>>524836
claimed
>>524898
>choosing a hooker
![a79f3f86918da46c32616da0d44582f1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gRbrquL.jpg "a79f3f86918da46c32616da0d44582f1[1].jpg")
>took the power like a boss
>unified markets
>tomb illustrates her flogging and cutting heads
>civilians so hot for her they build temples in her honor
why would I want anyone but my femdom andro pharao?
>>524906
that's the best part
Claiming Victoria Louise before some other fags do. No pic cuz phone tho.
Tsar Nicky's mom was pretty hot.
>>524887
would bang
yall niggas jelly?
>>524836
she looks like matilda(?) from into the badlands
>posting on a computer
>not picking Ada
>mfw
>>525950
forgot pic
>>525951
Do you think she'd suck cock like a champ like her dad?
Ching Shih
Getting mad loot on the high seas. Retire as royalty. Sounds like a great life
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih
>>524836
I had a crush on a girl who was Anne Frank
>>524906
> Not wanting a girl who knows what she's doing
Hooker sex is best sex
Invented and patented a frequency-hopping spread spectrum implementation.
>>526288
>Hooker sex is best sex
>she
SUUUURE it is the best sex.
>>524836
monica lewinsky lmao
>>527468
25 year rule
>tfw no six-foot templar gf
>>527470
She's 42.
>>527492
ha ha
>>526147
Are you Jeff Mangum?
>>524836
>>526327
Excellent choice.
My musical waifu, she was taken way to fast from us, just imagine what she could have composed, if she'd live beyond her 25th year...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJed-YH9oNc
>>527530
Audrey's cute, but Elizabeth is fully grown
I don't even care that she has a kid already.
She is mein.
>>524836
I took Joan as my catholic confirmation name. Got abuse from the lads but it's worth it.
>>525937
>>527585
TOPKEK
>>527475
sounds like an uptight bitch
