Which civilization was the edgiest? I'd say Spartans
>>522165
Mayans
Carthage
>worshipped Baal
>sacrified kids
>took zoo animals to war
>always did things the most difficult way
>chose to build their civilization in africa to be ironic
>>522172
Aztecs were way more bloodthirsty.
When Richard I was departing on crusade for the Holy Land, he ordered that if any man were to kill another whilst aboard ship, he was to be tied to the corpse and thrown overboard; if a man killed another on the land, he was to be buried alive with the corpse.
>>522189
That's fucking edgy.
>>522189
Nice folk myth
>>522165
The Mongols
The Chinese
>>522172
Why everybody on this picture look so unimpressed?
>>522445
Expressions are hard to draw pham
>>522445
Just another boring day at the office
>>522445
Look more carefully you can see their dissapointment
>I wanted to be the sacriffice.
>>522173
underrated
>>522165
I'd say the first dynasty of China.
>literally locking the artisans who built your tomb to death
Aztecs, Nazis, Mongols, or Assyrians
Confederates get honorable mention
>>522445
They look sorrowful or at least sad or grim to me.
>>524107
No shit it was ruled by a literal edgelord.
Just look at his life.
>Born to a dysfunctional family.
>Mum sleeps with a lot of people.
>Dad is a cuck.
>Bullied by Mom's lovers, Dad's advisors.
>If Yinzheng was a teen he'd wear black and listen to screamo.
>Dad dies.
>Realize he's in Deep shit.
>Unfucks his life.
>Kills mom's lover in the edgiest way possible (castration, quartered by four horses). All her illegitimate children.
>Locks mom up for life.
>Reform government
>Adopt philosophy of legalism. MANKIND IS INHERENTLY EVIL. NEEDS LAWS. I AM THAT LAW.
>Abandon courtly forms of warfare and chivalry common in warring states China and massacre rival royal families wholesale.
>Change name to "First Emperor."
>Bury alive philosophers and burn books of competing philosophies.
>>522445
Watch priests performing a sacrament sometime. It's the same expression.
>>524132
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