>Greatest warrior culture
>Not Goths
Why is /his/ so retarded?
>>518559
how would society be different if animals and humans could communicate and animals would beg for mercy before being slaughtered for food? how would gender roles be affected by this?
>>518620
Uhh What?
>>518637
i mean its a pretty straightforward question..
>>518651
Yea but it's hardly relevant for the question OP asked, is it?
>>518620
Animals would only make gibberish cries because their cognition cannot handle sentient thought.
>>518620
Most animals don't have the vocal cords to produce human language.
Even if they did, it wouldn't sound like anything recognizable to humans and thus they would be slaughtered anyway.
>>518667
>Animals would only make gibberish cries because their cognition cannot handle sentient thought.
It's kinda sloppy to all include all animals like that, isn't it? Some are sentient.
>>518658
OP's question is meme shit of some /pol/ retard. Anons question is better.
>how would society be different if animals and humans could communicate
we can communicate, but animals are driven by instinct not by reason. I mean humans are too but we are sophisticated enough to adjust the nature to fit our needs, animals though are not.
>>518685
POL IS BAAAD MMKAY???
>>/redditard/
>>518559
>Goths
Goths indeed, but not the barbaric nomads, nor the faggy swedes, but their uplifted, imperial catholic descendants
>>518685
yeah but it is implied that animals are able to try to avoid death through communication- which would be in its best interests
>Huskarls existed in northern Europe and in Saxon Britain as well, and by the time of Harold Godwinson of England, the Huskarls had been expanded beyond a warband and into a professional military core numbering about 3,000. They were the backbone of his army that met the invasion force of William the Conqueror in 1066 and their numbers were backed by the levied ''Fyrd'' troops. After Harold's death in battle, his Huskarls fought to the last man to keep true their oath.
Can you imagine a man so based that even after his lord died, and he knew the battle was lost, he was still standing there swinging his 6 foot long axe because he held true to an oath he swore (to a guy who is now dead)? Kind of impressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDxPFBbIr3s
>>518721
>nor the faggy swedes
Gustavus.
>inb4 bunch of crying monks carrying crucifix
>>518796
>Gustavus.
Pardon me, are you suggesting some no name heretic is the true succesor of the goths?
>>518918
Yes.
He won that title after he single-handedly turned the tides of 30 years war in favour of protestants, while showing Habsburgs that Tercio is 2outdated4swedes at the same time.
>>518929
>Tercio is 2outdated4swedes
that might've been true of the imperial army, but each time the spaniards and swedes battled directly the spaniards purged their heretic asses, and it was France the one to actually cause Spain's military decline, not a bunch of edgy snow heretics trying to build an "empire".
The greatest warrior culture clearly belongs to AMERICA.
I don't know much about them I tried to find something about their culture, what weapons they used, what was their fighting style and found fuck all.
>>518699
/pol/ is full of retards and their threads are boring shit
>>518685
>OP's question is meme shit of some /pol/ retard
>Asks a comparative question about Goths versus other warrior cultures
>Anons question is better
>Some lunatic nonsense that is to provide the backstory for some furry's wet dream
Yeah no get the fuck out. We discuss history here, not the horribly thought-out plot to some man-dog romance novel.
>>518975
>warrior culture
>>518918
Dem #shots fired by the spaniards.
>>518760
Were norse huscarls also so fiercely loyal? The Saxon ones sound badass as fuck.
>>518559
That's not how you spell celts.
>>519062
>be celt
>be cucked by romans
>be cucked by germanic tribes
>be cucked by franks
>be cucked by english
>be cucked by french
>>519062
>>519084
Nice island.
>>519087
>>519093
At least we survived the normans.
>>519107
But not the English
>>519062
that's not how you spell viking
>>519124
Irish Pride World Wide
>>519129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf
>>519129
>viking
nah, even stone age amerindians BTFO'ed their sorry asses
>>519137
everyone loses battle sometimes were Romans and Mongols shit too?
>>519107
>>519124
>>519140
Viking was a job NOT a people, and exploration parties equipped for survey's weren't going to be able to effectively combat natives in number, and on their homeland.
How fucking dumb and uninformed can one person be?
>>519360
fuck this show
>>519360
You're trying to combat a meme. I tried too.
>>518760
Fuck me, the good guys don't always win
>>519098
Pretty inaccurate map.
>>519469
in fact they never do
world is grimdark
>>519360
>exploration parties equipped for survey's weren't going to be able to effectively combat natives in number, and on their homeland.
the spaniards, portuguese, englishmen and dutch literally did that u petty northern pirate
>>519892
yeah, and they came hundreds of years later
and their exploration equipment including guns
and they had monarch urging with them
meanwhile Norse just wanted lumber.
>>519360
But of course when they attacked farmers then suddenly it's a heroic battle and it's their fault they couldn't defend themselves huh?
Vikings are the greatest warrior culture by far dumb shitskins.
>>520081
why do you dumb shits try and make Vikings out to represent the Norse, when they weren't even warriors? they were raiders (and settlers, explorers, tradesmen, and even kings). the huscarls are what deserves the warrior status.
>>520186
warrior and raider was the same thing to them huscarls were just bodyguards
>>520216
fact checked myself real quick, and i remember that housecarls were only troops in England, elsewhere they were mostly bodyguards.
yet still, i read that vikings were raiders and traders, not warriors.
>>519046
The Saxon ones were Norse
>>521380
they weren't
>>522015
They were.
>>522017
yeah they sure fought against their own people instead of joining them and the Saxon names were just a coincidence
>>518958
Spaniards and friends*
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