What would sex with Aphrodite feel like?
Like bags of sand
>>502977
Having sex with every supermodel at once times a billion
How is this his & hum
>mfw reading Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite
>Zeus wants to watch his daughter get fucked so makes Aphrodite fall in love with a Trojan prince
>she sees Anchises tending a flock of sheep in the hills
>disguises herself as a 14 year old girl
>goes down to him and asks him to fuck her
>Anchises is suspicious since she's so incredibly beautiful
>says he does not want to sleep with a goddess since it is dangerous
>Aphrodite convinces him she isn't a goddess
>gets impregnated by him in amazing sex in the farmhouse
>reveals her divinity to Anchises
>shits himself
>>504803
Basically this, a mortal cannot withstand the glory of a goddess directly, they have to mask themselves otherwise a mortal would pretty much be annihilated/blinded/driven mad
>>505143
What a way to go... getting literally slayed by amazing pussy.
I just want to have a demi-god child with any of the goddesses desu
>>505143
>>505167
He didn't get fried just because Aphrodite told him she was a goddess. He just shat himself when he got himself a baby Aeneas because "holy shit, that princess I fucked for weeks was actually a goddess, who'da thunk!" He got blown up a little for boasting about it later but his living to old age and being carried to Rome by Aeneas after the fall of Troy is a pretty central part of his story.
>>505183
Sounds like a pretty good deal honestly, like cruise control for single parenting and you get that sweet divine snu snu.
>>505200
>He didn't get fried just because Aphrodite told him she was a goddess
Yeah, that's not what I meant. I mean that if he had actually apprehended her visage directly he would have been fried.
>>505220
Alright, sorry then. I don't know which of those posts were you, but I was confused since he remains explicitly unfried but you were talking about being fried.
>>505200
Not to mention it would be the equivalent of some Australian aborigine Pygmy making babies with some grill with 160+ iq that's 6' and not a nigger ;D
>Inb4 /pol/ pls go
i'd rather have sex with the girl from that dress statue pic
>>505247
Are you implying this isn't the pinnacle of human evolution, the golden-haired super-race of philosopher kings destined to be the bastion of civilization against the barbarian hordes?
Also I want to cuddle with Hestia. She probably gives really great hugs.
>>504803
Jesus, humanity was fucking amazing at writing smut back in the day. I could fap one out to a scenario this hot.
>>504803
>Ancient Greeks had this much repressed incestuous desire
>>507531
They fucked boys too.
I imagine it'd be like fucking on every drug there is all at once
>Most cash puss you can imagine
>Every thrust into her feels like an orgasm in itself
>Her vag and booty literally taste so good that you literally don't want to stop eating them out
>Her blowjobs take you to another worldly mental state you never dreamed of
>When you actually do orgasm, it's a life changing experience and the post-coital happiness/satisfaction lasts the rest of your life.
>>505395
I once fapped to the tale of Inana/Ishtar in the underworld
I regret nothing even though that wasn't exactly necrophilia
>>502977
pretty terrifying actually, i'd imagine. Also, unless she altered her self, wouldn't she be fucking massive?
i'm not gonna lie, i only have reddit tier knowledge of Ancient deities.
>>505247
>and not a nigger
Are you implying Aborigines are blacks?
>>507981
they are niggers
>>508167
You're a nigger
