How did the Finnish Empire collapse?
>>498685
The fucking what?
>>498701
The Finnish Empire
I think OP made it quite clear
>>498685
They beat each other to death with Nokia phones while drunk fighting over who got to fuck the prize reindeer.
>>498685
They tried to conquer Basques, and they did as your map shows. Or so they thought. Their army was ambushed in the Pyrenees and completely destroyed.
Finns collapsed shortly afterwards.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_kings_of_Finland
>>498685
>How did the Finnish Empire collapse?
>Finnish Empire
>59745BC
>>498685
>~60,000 BC to 7349 BC
What the fuck are those years, OP? I'm not finding anything on an "ancient Finnish empire". Can someone post a link or is this just made up nonsense like Atlantis or the Hyborian Age?
>>498755
What country are you in? I can easily find it online and I've read about it in various academic journals.
>>498685
>that fucking map
>that fucking time interval
Eternal balkan still remaining strong and seperate
>>498685
Grand Orticultu Oetzi and his army of Farmers invaded from the east and subjugated the natives.
They divided and conquered then used the natives as slaves for agricultural duties.
>>498685
Make it less obvious next time please
They reached peak Meme and then collapsed.
ebin meme my /int/ernational friend :D
>>498685
throught conquering of europe, they started taking white man features, this was incompatible with their asian genome, so most of the died of mental degenaracy, those lucky enough to survive bred in the cold, apparently the genome doesn't trigger until later in life, when exposed to colder climates.
>>498722
Since this is my best chance to ask, why is there so little known about Finlands pre-history?
I have heard stories of Swedes actively destroying historical recordings during the Swedish Crusades but I havent been able to confirm this. I just want to learn about the ancient shaman forest-people.
>>498685
Ahh yes, the finnish empire. Actually the basis for the story of atlantis. They invented a whole modern sophisticated society with many advanced technologies.
But one day it all went wrong... A mad scientist, trying to discover the secret of eternal life invented a clear liquid and let everyone drink of it. They all felt the effect right away, and it made them happy and complacent, however it did not give them eternal life. Their society degenerated completely. And thus vodka was invented.
Which one did you guys prefer, /his/? The Finnish Empire or the Finno-Ugric Republic? Although the Republic saw quite a lot of success, it's still not talked about nearly as much as the Empire. What gives?
Don't know why everyone's so buttmad, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
>>498884
Plz
>>498855
Because we didn't know how to write
