Meanwhile, on Roman /his/...
BANIVS?
>>48161
Hannibal is love
Hannibal is life
Weep you girls my benis has given you up now it penetrates mens behinds!
>>48161
that Ceasar is starting to get on my nerves
>>48269
Was Ceaser even born in Rome?
Does he even worship Jupiter?
those Germanic immigrants are fucking barbarians, why did our keked emperor let them in
>>48324
You're just paranoid, he's a Julian and surely he will lead us to greatness.
I say we give him some more power.
Who here has tried Elagabalus' boipussy? Heard he's selling it for four denarii familia
>>48359
hey fuck that i like my comfy Senate seat.M-MY VOTE MATTERS DAMMIT
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Holy fuck, why are we letting in so many barbarians? Our Legions are becoming less Roman and it's harder to maintain control.
Hey guys - I just had a great idea - what if we started mixing like lead and shit into our coinage so that we have more money but use less precious metals! Somebody get me a Triumph.
Caesar's a bitch... pass it on
>>48161
CARTHAGO DELENDA EST
>>48161
Is the speaker blind or something? He speaking to the empty side of the room.
There are even people in the crowd (on the front -right) who're laughing at the idiot.
>Nero did nothing wrong
Keksimus Maximus
>>48433
Your retarded, right?
Hey guys, pederasty is a thing.
Of this, I am implying things about your character.
I WANT GAULS OUT OF MY EMPIRE.
>>48419
Sounds like a good idea
Lets start putting less silver into our coins until its only about 2.5 percent silver
I don't see how any of this could go wrong
>be walking along the town
>some uppity Christian fuck was preaching his bullshit to me like I'm some fucking peasant >murder his wife and children
>make him fight a lion at the Coliseum
>does surprisingly well
>yell "UNLEASH THE TIGERS"
>all three eat him
>crowd cheers
kek
>try to go to Rock Stop to pick up the latest edition of Call of Ooga: Cave Warfare
>road blocked because Caesar is kill
>etc.
>>48582
noice, christians are always the best show
~==: CARTHAGE MUST FALL :==~
Some of you are alright
Some rivers weren't meant to be crossed
Don't come to the senate tomorrow
Brutus
>>48621
I love this fucking board.
>>48621
Thanks senpai
Latin as lingua franca when?
>>48621
Watch out, optimates uprising in progress
hey so you guys think Augustus is salty about the whole assassinating his Uncle Caesar thing?
I mean he's cool about it now r-right?
>>48761
>franca
Nice try barbarian
Hey guys, the Gauls aren't so bad are they? we should be good humans and let them in..
>>48633
dubs confirm the meme
>>48821
>Good Romans died fighting off gallic invaders from the steps of Rome itself
>Weak willed faggots descended from the men cowering in fear instead of fighting want to open the gates to them
LEAVE NOW
>>48621
This is quickly becoming my favourite board.
>>48161
/HIS/ CVCKOLD EST
DR BRUTUS I'M PRAETORIAN
YOU'RE A BIG BARBARIAN
>>48892
IV TU
Carthage must be destroyed
>>48934
Crashing this trireme, with no survivors
>>48621
Guys there's a bunch of Gauls outside my house and they're demanding tribute
What the fuck do I do
Hey - anyone heard anything from Varus in Gaul?
>>48633
The first forced meme.
>>48621
meum lateribus = ad astra
>>49014
Be a proud roman, march out there and crucify every single one of them
WHO IS SPARTACUS?!!!
>>49093
I am Spartacus
>>49093
Definitely not I, oh Vigiles
DEVS VULT PAGAN SHITS!
hey faggots, just checking what you up to. I hate every single one of you by the way. I hope the Seleucids destroy your stupid republic, at least before they eat my arrows lol
Enjoy walking with your feet, I piss on your marble lol
later
NVBIANED WHEN??!
>>49171
MUH REPUBLIK
average roman pleb, lel
>>49171
Shapur is the true King of Iran and Aniran. Parthia a shit. Persia 4 life
>>48433
>deleted
dura lex sed lex
>mfw my neighbor only has 3 slaves
>mfw his entire china isn't made of pure copper
>mfw the poor fuck only has 1 horse
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Alright Romans going to the Coliseum for the first time who should I put my pound of silver on?
The Rhino or the Bear?
L O N D I N I U M
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>>48621
my sides
>>49408
>tfw no qtpi twink slave
>>48621
Saved for future threads.
ROME NEEDS MULTICULTURALISM
>>49675
Let those germans in, they are fleeing from huns, they will enrich our roman culture. We asimilated gauls, they will also assimilate. Limes won't solve anything, open up. ROMA INVICTA
SANTI FAEX
has anyone else of this crazy Jew claiming to be King Jew? Everyone says he walked on water
me and some of my friends are gonna check this faex out
>>49937
Herod dropped the ball tbqh senpai
The barbarian internet defence force is on full force tonight
>>48460
Its Cicero and Antony m8. The OP cropped it badly.
>Carthaginian Hispania
Absolutely barbaric. We have to do something about this.
VARUS, YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME.
>>50199
>Herod
kek my latera
Reminder that the senate is controlled by reptilian carthaginians
>>48269
optimates scum
>>50746
Julius pls go
wtb rune scimitar 14k
>>50612
I thought it was Cicero and Cataline.
>>50767
>populus c.uck
>>50769
No u
>>50863
>Julius Scrolls Defense Force pls go
I proclaim myself king of the jews
>>50916
I wash my hands of this bullshit. This is above my pay grade.
>>48621
et tu, fa m?
>>50916
CRUCIFY THIS MAN
YOU CANT STUMP THE HADRIAN
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>mid-coitus with slave boi
>slave comes in and says there are two men at the gate
>oh Jupiter, its the collegia
>put on robes and march out of room
>I swear I paid them my dues
>see the two men at the portal
>"Hello I'm Paul of Tarsus, do you have time to talk about Jesu--"
>go back to my slave boy, get other slaves to shoo them away
>interrupted my session for this
Christians. I wish we could feed them all to the lions.
>>51181
CRASHING THIS WALL WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>51219
filthy pict
Daily reminder that this was the best Dictator we ever had.
>>50671
arminius dindu nuffin he a good boy he been sacrificing to wotan everyday need mo sestertii for dem legionnaires
>>48621
Nice.
>>51251
this desu senpai
but qvintvs was pretty based too
FABIAN
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Tactics
>>48419
>what if we started mixing like lead and shit into our coinage
Then what would we use to sweeten our wine you fucking moron? Think before you speak.
>>51243
IF I TOOK OFF THAT IORICA HAMATA WILL YOU DIE?
>>51278
>that's not Augustus
Who let this plebeian in here?
>>48621
god dammit /his/ i love you already
Someone give me imperium and I'll take care of this migrant problem
and add a few provinces.
I for one think we should finally do something about those Judeans.
WE WAZ KINGS N SHIT
>>48161
STUPID VANDALS FUCK OFF TO GERMANIA ROMA/HiS/ IS A MULTICULTURAL REPUBLIC
>>51395
>WE WAZ KINGS N SHIT
Tarquinius Superbus get out.
>>51395
pls leave pleb
>>48621
Kek
/his/ is quickly becoming a more substantial board than boards that have been here for years
>>51395
POLLUX PLS GO
>>48324
Donaldolvs Trumpivs
Demands birth records of Gias Jvlivs Caesar
anyone else thing the republic started going to shit due to these two?
>muh land
>>51426
>Tarquinius Superbus
topvs kekst maximvs
>>51482
That's why we killed them.
>>51445
how do you know what /pol/ memes are if you don't browse or post there huh faggot
>>51482
Remove populares in all honesty.
>>51426
kek
ROMANS ARE ASLEEP
QUICK
MIGRATE INTO THEIR LANDS
>>51515
I don't actually browse on /pol/. I only found the similarity between "pollux" and /pol/ interesting, so I used it.
>>51570
u r shit at damege contol
i know ur a poltard muffakka
>>51554
>out of formation
>no helmet
0/X, would not fight with
>>51554
KAWAINUS DESUS NEXUS
fuck off latinfags
>>51554
I'd fight for those thighs.
>>51554
what is wrong with her toenails?
4/10 would not testudo
Hello /his/, I'm heading off to Carrhae with my legion bros to gut those dirty, stinking, Parthians. Is there anything you guys would want as a souvenir?
>>51554
them legs tho
>>51394
GET YOUR TICKETS HERE JUDEANS VS TIGERS ALL TAKING PLACE AT THE GREAT COLISEUM
COLISEUM SOLD OUT ONLY 2 OUNCES OF SILVER PER TICKET
GET YOUR TICKETS HERE
>>51554
i wonder what she is wearing under her skirt
>>51621
whores
>>51633
DA JUDES WIN DA SUPERCOLLISEUM
SULLA DID NOTHING WRONG
POPULARES DID TEUTOBURG
>>51633
Call me when they start the donkey fuckings.
>>51621
Surena's dignity, if he has any to begin with.
>>51621
Pussy, mah legion.
>>48621
I'm imagining if the Roman senate has some kind of imageboard this thread would be the result?
>>51426
>Tarquinius Superbus
>>51621
a qt virgin slave please
Posting true Roman quotes for true Romans.
Lads, I am going to become a pimp and start a new whorehouse called "Blackedus". Who wants to be kekus maximus?
>Messalina's doing it for free
>>51599
Futui heri matrem tuam, barbare.
>>51718
from hispania
>>51679
INVESTIGATE TEUTOBURG
DOES OUR IMPERIUM WANT US TO BELIEVE THAT A RAGTAG BUNCH OF GERMANICS SLAUGHTERED THREE OF OUR LEGIONS IN A "SURPRISE ATTACK"?
>>48161
>mfw my faggot emperor makes me stab the water and collect sea shells
Is this nigga serious?
Its the Year
38AD
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get with the times
>>51367
fuck you patrician shit
We Roman men most fight against these Franks, goths, jutes, anglo, saxons, alamans, these people are dirty and their languages are abnormal.
We most fight against armed Ladydry trying to undermine our Roman way!!!
We will build a wall a wall in Britania and we will make the Picts pay for it
WE WILL MAKE ROME GREAT AGAIN!!!!
ᛖᚲ᛫ᚲᚹᚨᛚᛃᛟ᛫ᚱᛟᛗᚨᚱᛇᚨᚾᛎ
>>51735
ECCE URENTEM
Not a Roman but a Greek.
Should Greeks be considered honorary Romans?
>>51861
such is the fate of all great nations
your kids become huge pussies and shit everything away
just like liberals today
>>51929
If you want to insult them, sure
>implying romans are white
**stabs someone**
>>51929
It should be the otherway round
>>51979
Roman were indeed not white they were Mediterranean like all the Romance people.
SO TIRED OF THESE SWILL SIPPING PLEBES IN THIS DAGGER DRIPPING FORUM
>>52000
Et tu Donaldolvs Trumpivs?
>>52056
REMOVE PICTS
BUILD WALL
>>51799
To the Tiber with Tiberius indeed.
>>52042
>entitled patricius pls go
FUIT REGESQUE MERDAE
>>48269
can't cease the cease
>>52083
Make the Picts build it, then remove them
I hear Crassus is going to go fuck up some Parthian shits.
Maybe I should join his legions, what do my fellow Romans think?
>>52031
Oh hey, its "guy that refuses to admit Rome/greece were western"
Sup
We will destroy those vile carthaginians
And those Easterner the Huns
Place your vote for Donaldolvs Trumpivs at the forum
Vote for Donaldolvs Trumpivs 475 AD
>>52203
should be an easy win go for it familie
>>52203
Join us, man, it's going to be fun.
>>52246
>need to be voted in
>not ceasing power
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>>52239
Lols but the Roman and Greeks were westerners
You shot an innocent patrician
Anyone else catch the fights in the coliseum last night?
>>52203
Go for it bro, the barbarian cavalry is shit, how can they possibly penetrate the testudo?
lol, what are they going to do? feign retreat and somehow still manage to fire arrows back? maximus kekkus
>>48235
Best graffiti I've ever read about
MY GRANDFATHER FOUGHT AT MAGNESIA AND ZAMA
MY FATHER RODE WITH SULLA
AND I AM REDUCED TO THIS
UNHORSED AND SHITPOSTING ON /HIS/
>>52329
>tfw all the losers were executed
good times were had by all
>>52329
dank/10
did u see the whores in the back? 7/10 at best imo desu senpai
>>52391
>unhorsed
>>52329
I HAD ALL MY MONEY ON BRUTUS AND A FUCKING TIGER ATE HIM
>>52329
>>>/sp/
Daily reminder that if you are not using the AUC dating system you are a filthy plebeian or a barbarian.
>>52203
How could a man with so much money fail? I know I'm going, wouldn't want to miss kicking some eastern teeth in.
>>52329
My elephant fucking lost. Somehow.
My denarii ;_;
A fine Joke for you men of Rome
A man, standing before a censor, is about to testify, whether he has a wife. The censor asks:
>Do you have, in all your honesty, a wife?
>I surely do, but not in all my honesty.
Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks:
-Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?
The reply was:
-She never has. But my father frequently was here.
>>52587
You jest you are as pure as they tar in my torch
Guys you really should check out this book called The Aeneid.
It's not an order or anything but you should also tell your friends/family/neighbors/people in the street/slaves how much you love it after you finish reading it.
t. Augustus
>eating women out on the city wall like some sort of dog
Eek out whatever meager sense of civility you have
>>52657
>he vses a torch
what a cvck, candle master race
I hate this watered-down shit the inn calls wine
Where can I get a good drink?
>>52747
Kicks me down when my estate
Has been sacked by hannibal
I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU
ARE YOU READY
READY FOR IOHANNES CENAIUS AS HE DEFENDS HIS TITLE AT THE IMPERIAL GLADIATOR BOUT TONIGHT
>>48161
Who else is going to Flavius' orgy tonight?
>>48161
>tfw unemployed stand up philosopher
>>52857
*slow clap*
>>48161
originali nuncius is not a Faggot
>>52890
I do not wish to Romacate
With Ladymen go to /b/ for that
>>52903
>tfw quaestor
>100k denarii starting
>>52890
>>52786
Just make your own you lazy pleb.
lmao just took a shit in the rubicon lads
>>52329
I can't believe you people bring your CHILDREN to these barbaric events! We are better than this.
>>52786
>Not owning your own vineyards
Stay pleb
>>52903
>not being in Caesar's legions
LEGIO X!
>>53195
Shut your mouth
I bet your father sold you twice into slavery
>>52947
>originali nucius eats vagina.
>>53186
shut up Christian slave
don't make me feed you to the tigers
>>52786
have your slave get you a drink. is this a trick question?
>>53331
i bet he doesn't even own a slave
kek
>>53186
Why are you angry has you wife run off with a Gladiator
If this thread is sacked rebuild it
Just stored my life's work in the library of Alexandria.
My work will be posthumously justified
>>51278
>implying Augustus was a dictator
>>48161
The barbarians are scvm et shovld get no land in Italia. They have no allegiance to Rome, and it can only go Sovth
>>51251
He puts the "kink" in Cincinnatus
>the look upon my face when people honestly believe into Cassius' horse-droppings
That man is nothing but lies and slander- I think he could possibly be envious of our great Caesar.
>>55345
>He vses the newfangle "u" instead of v
>>55584
Well, technically, it was "u" for lowercase and "V" for uppercase.
>>48161
WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE CELTS PAY FOR IT
Who /Christian/ here?
>>55985
Fuck off profligate, that shit will never catch on
>>55985
you one of those weird fuckers that the Judeans hate? Why cant you keep your shit contained to one province? Now you profligates are in Syria.
>>55985
To the lions with you!
>>48621
Overrated post desu
![[anti-hellenism intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H7ZLftp.jpg "[anti-hellenism intensifies].jpg")
>>48161
>an hour-long speech later
"oh btw carthage a shit"
>>49171
"WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED? CHASE THEM!"
>"Sir, we're pinned to the ground with arrows to our fucking feet--"
"I DON'T CARE CHAAAARGE!"
[Parthian Shot Intensifies]
>>55985
>into the Lions you go
>>52329
Idk guys.
I think that Spartacus guy is getting a little too good. I mean, he fights better than my brother who is in Legio IV
>>56875
b-but who is he?
Yov gvys catch the latest reenactment of Cannae? They had a Nvbian playing Scipio Africanvs! This shit has to stop
>>57212
I hear they might allow a women on stage next. wtf is going on?
>>57496
I blame the Hebrews for this.
Guys.
Can someone explain to me what the obscaenum Hadrian is doing with his wall?
We're ruling over the greatest extent anyone has ever ruled. Why in Tartarus are we not rolling the legions over that silly little bit of land there? How many barbarians can there be?
>>58820
Same reason we don't roll over Germania. Nothing of value up there except some sheep, hills, and a bunch red headed barbarians that would rather eat their own shit and settle trivial disputes with duels to the death than be of some use. Even the fucking Iceni weren't as bad as them.
>>48161
Zama was a fraud! No wonder Cato thought Publius Cornelius was a spoiled little patrician shit.
This has been bothering me the last two days, think about!
Scipio Africanus supposedly had experience fighting elephants...
Hannibal lost his fucking elephants to inclement weather at the very beginning of his invasion into Italy after Trebia.
Sure Scipio was there to see that battle, but it was over 15 years before Hannibal used elephants again!
Nero is my problematic fave.
Vitellius of Legio X was here
G. Pompeius stinks more than those Gallic barbarians
>>48621
this needs to go on 4-chong page
>>48235
Provide the mosaic, barbarian.
>>55985
>who /creepy cult/ here
Uh no-one you fucking jew, this board is for good honest Romans
>>57212
Who /hamata/?
Some of you plebs are alright, don't come to Carthage tomorrow
>>48621
my sides
>>51591
>0
Disgusting
I/X for making me reply
