If you were to travel back in time to the early Upper Paleolithic era, what Post-Neolithic invention would you bring and what would you do?
I'd want to bring a gun and conquer, but then again, they would probably take the gun off of me while I'm asleep.
>>470343
Metal working, specifically to eastern DRC then slowing go down stream spreading the technology before finally reaching the end of the Nile .
A mountain bicycle and I would ride around and impress the bitches.
Dynamite and blow up the primitives.
>>470343
maybe a tank assuming I can also bring a large amount of fuel, ammo, and spare parts
>>470343
The most advanced jetpack with unlimited fuel.
I'd arrive exactly one month after this nigga >>470389 when he was starting to get bored of riding around and his new shit wasn't so hot anymore. One day he's just chilling by the beach, chatting up some chicks who's who are half-assed interested in his fucking monkey chain driven piece of stone age technology. (Come on it's not that much different than the fucking wheelbarrow they scoop up their buttugly stillborn kids with), when suddenly
BAM
From outta fucking nowhere I'd come jetpacking all over the place. First order of business? Hover over his bike and shit all over it.
Pic related, it's me a couple of years later.
A couple of books about metalcrafting etc. Also medicine.
Aids
I've done it,
Whew let me tell you I've never busted so many nuts, all because I brought my iPhone with me and a portable solar charger and a guitar.
As a result you are all my grandchildren.
>>470449
I'd bring a hover board and fireworks because fuck this guy
I want all that hairy stinky tail for myself
