>this man is running towards you, a plucked chicken is his hand, screaming "BEHOLD, A MAN!"
How do you react?
>>464672
>How do you react?
Maybe he couldn't find a single honest man.
I poison his "uncle"
>>464672
Kick him in his cynical balls.
Pull out my dick an urinate on him
Hold my lantern up to his face and exclaim that I've found an honest man.
>>464672
>How do you react?
equanimously
Claim a man also have broad nails.
Check mate dogfucker.
Tell him it doesn't count since it wasn't born that way. That's like cutting off the front legs of a dog and calling it a biped.
"For you"
realisticallly speaking if Diogenes lived in modern USA he would have been shot in the face
>>464672
Call a local mental hospital.
>>464672
I piss on his leg to show what I think of his twaddle.
Tell him I don't buy Plato's definition of man and call him an ambulance
>tar and feather him
>"Behold, a chicken!"
Complete his side quest for a bad ass daedric weapon.
>>467756
fuck up his nails,too.
>>465720
Everyone gets shot in face in Burgerland, you will even get shot for collecting rainwater instead of drinking "Diet Water" from the supermarket.
>Be american
>Get shot
>>467778
You, I like you.
>>464672
give him some chicken soup and denounce him for cannibalism
>>464672
>How do you react?
Stand in his sunlight.
Proceed to do a 360 leave and conquer the largest Empire in the world so far.
