Which mythology has the most/best/weirdest sex?
My vote goes to Hinduism.
The Mahabharata goes from weird fuck to weird fuck.
>>459725
Holy shit mate, they need to go full kink.
Did you see their women?
>>459738
not sure bro
>>459779
Hahaha, sure you not.
>>459725
Example of weird sex?
>>459725
Weirdest sex is in an islam. They are have sex only then they dead, in an after-death, with inexperienced lads and inexperienced girls, not knowing how satisfy to a man, while drinking an unknown quantity alcohol.
>>459848
incest, rape, prostitution of own wife, a girl who has thousands of children born from a ball of goo that fell from her vagina, premarital promiscuity, 7 way polygamy, orgies, etc.
>>459725
Ancient Egyptian mythology pretty much starts out with masturbation.
>>459848
/d/
>>459725
>Hinduism
hinduism is buddhism refusing to leave hedonism. so yes, hinduism is the most hedonistic doctrine, especially bastardized versions by white women.
>>459725
Greeks have actual stories of God turning into a swan just so he can rape a woman. And there's the whole castration thing with Kronos and Ouranos. Weird Freudian shit.
>>460085
Zeus was a pretty silly goose
>>460085
Don't forget about Zeus turning into a women's husband so he can fuck her
>>459779
It's funny that the only attractive Indians are the ones that look the most European...
>>460085
>rape
there was no rape at the time. rape is recent social construct, after you believe in ''consent''.
>>460424
people had a concept of rape before they had our modern understanding of consent.
>>460072
or buddhism is the autism of hinduism distilled and exported
>>460422
>european
>non straight nose.
Yea sure. I bet you claim some pride about inventions regularly attributed to people who happend to have similar skin colour.
>>460422
>I find a chick attractive
>therefore she must look european
just fap to her and be done.
>>459914
you forgot a guy turning into a enunch for 1 year
then wrecking an army
>>460404
> turning into a women's husband so he can fuck her
Isn't that called marriage?
>>460424
"Rapere" means "to seize". It was originally not a matter of consent, but of breaching the property rights of whoever was legally responsible for her (in rome her paterfamilias, in greece her kyrios, etc)
