Post your favorite graffiti from Pompeii
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
Here's mine:
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>>396278
>VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
Cue music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaKDOYTZbJg
>>396278
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0
II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
>you will never enjoy the simpler pleasures of life after a long day of slitting throats at the Colosseum
>you will never give that bread to that unwed QT in the top row who you couldn't help but notice cheering you on every step of the way
>you will never know the heartache of knowing it is never to be, as your life as a slave gladiator is luxurious but far too short.
I didn't even know these feels existed.
>>396387
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
;_;
>>you will never enjoy the simpler pleasures of life after a long day of slitting throats at the Colosseum
Most fights weren't lethal. Racers actually got offed more often than gladiators.
III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
kek
Hello /r9k/
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>>396278
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Fucking Theophilus at it again.
>>396278
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
>Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
Epic night out
>>396485
Mr. Magoo?
>>396278
I can't find it anywhere, but I seem to remember that something was written on a wall in another Roman city to the effect of "I will go to Pompeii and draw a dick picture on the wall of (unknown bar name)". And in Pompeii, on the wall of that bar was written: "Whoever drew a dick picture on this wall, I curse you!".
God, I hope that was a thing.
Was Secundus the certified legend of Pompeii?
>>396494
>Two friends were here.
I'm tying this onto the tale of Gaius and Aulus and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>396933
i hope they survived Pompeii
>>396278
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
I realize that this is more or less "you're in my house, watch yourself asshole" but I prefer to interpret it as an early "you will have an Angry Jupiter for an enemy unless you acknowledge THANK YOU BASED CURSE on this latrine wall" meme.
>>397128
THANK YOU BASED CURSE
>VI.11 (on the Vico del Labirinto); 1393: On April 20th, I gave a cloak to be washed.
4/20 WASH IT
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
ROMA
O
M
A
IX.1.26 (atrium of the House of the Jews); 2409a: Stronius Stronnius knows nothing!
The goyim know nothing!
>>397057
I'm sure they did. They sound like a pair of legionaries, so they were probably just there on a trip.
>>396278
that stupid image always makes me gigle
>gaius & aulus
>bros 4 life
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1904: O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
so these guys were around 2000 years ago? good to know
>>396278
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1852: Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.
>>398730
grand wizards of shitposting
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
I.10.2-3 (Bar of Prima); 8297: Word square:
ROMA
OLIM
MILO
AMOR
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1812: Caesius faithfully loves M[…name lost]
>>398750
>im cold
>my hand hurts
>i wish i was in the fields instead
VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius; over a picture of a woman carrying a pitcher of wine and a drinking goblet); 3494: Whoever wants to serve themselves can go on an drink from the sea.
sassy
>in 2000 years from now, people will go through and digitally uncover ruins of the old internet and laugh about things we post
>>397216
kek
>>398750
>hand hurts from writing too much
>write "my hand hurts"
>>398646
>the one on the right wearing Vans sneakers
>>399220
Yeah the cyber punk army boots are totally normal for a knight
>VI.6.1 (House of the Olii; on the Via Consolare); 139: The city block of the Arrii Pollii in the possession of Gnaeus Alleius Nigidius Maius is available to rent from July 1st. There are shops on the first floor, upper stories, high-class rooms and a house. A person interested in renting this property should contact Primus, the slave of Gnaeus Alleius Nigidius Maius.
>Slave owner
>Alleus
>Nigidius
>Maius
>>396278
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
>>396278
VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
Haha, toilet humor
>>396421
PV IN LV
>>398646
Need more memes like this
VII.2.18 (vicolo del Panattiere, House of the Vibii, Merchants); 3117: Atimetus got me pregnant
Sounds like an episode of Maury.
