ITT the stupidest shit you've heard in a History or Humanities class, can be from either student or teacher
I'll start with a double whammy:
>Dadaism was directly responsible for the rise of Hitler
>A heterosexual and cissexual man or woman who does not conform to gender stereotypes can be classed as "LGBTQ" or "Queer" under queer theory, even though they're straight/cis, i.e. a guy who isn't into sports is "queer" and so is a woman who doesn't wear makeup
>>390308
>Dadaism was directly responsible for the rise of Hitler
Did that person ever elaborate?
>>390322
i've heard a similar theory, that he got rejected from art school due to not being in on the dadaism bandwagon, sparking the path of his career as a dissident turned politician turned dictator, meaning dadaism is implicated in nazi germany
>>390308
>Homosexuality was not condemned by Christianity until the 13th century
>>390308
In fairness, Dadaism is triggering.
I've read a lot of comparative religion books on Islamic history and one thing that always gives me a question mark is the claim that slavery and imperialism among majority Islamic empires was never as cruel as slavery or colonialism among Europeans
>"Plato was an early socialist"
>>390374
That's retarded SJW shit. My ancestors had white slaves and I'm proud of that.
Fuck i hate white liberals.
>>390308
>A heterosexual and cissexual man or woman who does not conform to gender stereotypes can be classed as "LGBTQ" or "Queer" under queer theory, even though they're straight/cis, i.e. a guy who isn't into sports is "queer" and so is a woman who doesn't wear makeup
Fucking hell, I'm a goddamn queer
>>390405
why would you be proud of that
>>390374
Because western colonial slaves were treated harsher in general than african and islamic-world slaves. This is pretty well documented.
>>390308
>A heterosexual and cissexual man or woman who does not conform to gender stereotypes can be classed as "LGBTQ" or "Queer" under queer theory, even though they're straight/cis, i.e. a guy who isn't into sports is "queer" and so is a woman who doesn't wear makeup
Queer theory apparently was written by abusive dads.
>>390308
>Don Quixote is a secret anti-catholic polemic.
>>390436
Ottoman sexual slavery was horrifying and involved normalized pedophilia
>>390451
pedophilia is a medicalisation of human sexual practices and as such has only existed since the 19th century.
>>390308
>"you can think of the first formulation of the categorical imperative as the same as the golden rule"
>Sitting outside class before mine, catching pieces of lecture
>TA loudly, passionately claims atheism only exists as a cover for prejudice against religious minorities
>Almost spit out my bottled water
>>390308
The United States is secretly controlled by Nazis since they were brought over by Operation Paperclip. Also complete unironic belief in the chemtrails conspiracy.
I wanted to drop the class but the professor sprung this shit on us after the deadline.
>Jet fuel can melt steel beams.
>>390623
I had a professor like this. He claimed homosexuality was being normalized by "Jewish special interests" to genocide people through AIDS
>>390435
Because it means they had to do less work bitch.
>>390658
That sounds like something straight out of /pol/
>>390623
Its not total billshit. We gave very high positions in nasa and the cia to nazis.
I loved my community college history teacher but he wad 200% fedora. He would have religious kids sit at the front of class so he could ask them prying religious questions every class and it was pretty cringeworthy.
>>390443
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.
>>390505
>implying it doesn't
>>390736
so did the Soviets apparently
>>390752
Honestly you never see Christians pushing their faith anymore. It's always atheists that talk down to others who believe in God. Pretty funny when you think that atheism has almost become a pseudo-religion.
I guess this qualifies and if someone could explain which it really is I'd greatly appreciate it.
I've lived in Missouri my whole life. Throughout grade school I've been taught at least 5 separate stances on Missouri's role in the civil war
>Fought for the North
>Fought for the South
>Battleground state
>North half fought for North, South for the South
>Didn't take a side
Please clear this up for me /his/. Public education is nice but this is a pretty glaring fault.
>>390775
>Honestly you never see Christians pushing their faith anymore.
:^)
>>390726
yeah but why would you be proud about something that happened before you were born
>>390399
I can see Marxist historians saying that about Aristotle, but Plato
>>390783
Where do you still see it? Genuinely curious.
funny thing my history, philosophy, and theology (because catholic school) classes checked out.
it was just every other class
>>390308
>You may only cite the sources given to you in the class materials.
Yes, this was a college history course. Yes, it was above the introductory level.
>>390814
Wow, that's scary that the professor has 100% control over what's being taught. History must be observed from a variety of sources if it is ever to be fully learned.
>>390784
I still own white slaves anon.
>>390814
Depends on how narrowly the topic guidelines are in line with the assigned books or articles. I've taken history classes where the assignment was mostly dependent on a novel or a memoir we were reading so there was little need to do outside research.
I remember our history teacher was convinced Hitler enstablished the fourth reich.
Got these gems from my 11th grade AP US History teacher
>Abraham Lincoln was an unrepentant racist
I was told to write a paper in a class where we had earlier learned about descartes. We were told to not plagerize ideas and that we had to come up with our own.
>>390875
forgot the other one:
>Stonewall Jackson was a coward who got shot by his own men
>The union army shouldn't be glorified because most of them didn't care about slavery
The French were never racist and marrying outside of your race wasn't seen as a big deal
>>390736
NASA is pretty irrelevant, though.
>Foucault's panopticism is reflected in reality
Suits of armor were so heavy they needed to put on their horses by a crane and if they fell down they'd suffocate
Yeah, the fucking retard administrative head of the Universities' Socialist party who sat in on an Internationalist Marxist course and when a previous member of his party told him why he left, he just outright said no, you're wrong, nobody in the party would ever do that.
>>390907
Your mother's cunt is reflected in my dick, fuckboy
>>390803
>I can see Marxist historians saying that about Aristotle, but Plato
Have you ever fucking read a Marxist historian? The patrician idealism embodied in Plato and Aristotle's works are in no way connected with the proletariat's abolition of the state and capital with armed self-defence.
… you really wasted your degree didn't you?
>>390862
The format of the readings for the class is that we would have a number of very objective accounts of the events being studied (it was sort of a survey of 20th century Slavic Europe), and then a number of more philosophical/opinion-oriented papers that only represented a small range of mostly overlapping narratives and opinions on events of that era. The issue is that it was never really recognized that we were looking at only one very academic, very far left and in some cases somewhat uncommon viewpoint of the history of that time.
We also had to very loudly espouse the viewpoints of the teachers in our papers. I got a slap on the wrist for saying something like "In terms of the letter of the law, male and female workers in Yugoslavia had equal rights," and not adding right afterward a disclaimer that women were discriminated against anyway (even though that was literally the thesis of my paper).
>>390919
Sounds like Foucault gave you a reach around after school and you're forever indebted to him.
>>390881
>Soldiers who fought for a nation they believed in and many of whom died do not deserve glory or honor because they didn't care about people who were largely looked down upon by the entire population at the time.
The Civil War wasn't about race or slavery. Everyone knows that. And Lincoln may have been racist. Who knows? But he did more for the blacks than any other leader at the time. And don't get me going on Stonewall Jackson. Overall, fuck your APUSH teacher.
>>390927
Less indebted than you are to your dad.
>>390875
It's not like you couldn't not like black people and also believe they shouldn't be enslaved
>>390933
Don't talk about my family's power relations, shitter.
>>390944
There's nothing to talk about anyway, retard.
>>390922
I'd waste it if I did read a Marxist historian
but yeah Aristotle may not be anywhere close to Marxist but he's closer than Plato who outright says you are born to be in certain professions
like saying Hobbes was an anarchist
I once had a professor unironically play clips from ancient aliens
>>390953
If there's something that Foucault's decedents in academia have taught me, it's that you can ALWAYS find stuff to talk about concerning power relations, no matter how inane.
>>390968
Okay
white supremacy has been a thing since the dark ages and Europeans never invented anything just stole from other cultures. This was said by a student. I can't exactly remember what lead to this being said
>>390904
Nasa was the most important beuaro during the nuclear arms race
Its also the best one #votefornasa
>>390954
>I'd waste it if I did read a Marxist historian
Yeah, it isn't like Chris Hill or EP Thompson revolutionised social history. It isn't like the other valid option is the Annales. It isn't like EH Carr wrote "What is History?"
Nah… you would have "wasted" your degree by reading the seminal texts that informed all contemporary methodology and which would have allowed you to distinguish Perry Anderson's schematisicm from Hayden White's idealist bullcrap. What a waste that would have been.
>may not be anywhere close to Marxist but he's closer than
Re-read this until you become aware of the contradiction of approaching an unapproachable limit.
>like saying Hobbes was an anarchist
Yes, precisely. There is no way in which Hobbes is "more" of an anarchist than Luther.
>>390968
When really power relations are about organising to shoot people.
>>390992
Are you the poster that when asked for recommendations of Marxist historians will always reply "EP Thomspon" like seriously dude get off his dick. Also have you read Carr's IR Crisis it's a fucking shambles like I get it ironically the literature you're calling idealism is precisely posed as a false antithesis by the party you defend so whatever you fucking loser catch up with the times.
>>391005
Carr was primarily a Realist in International Relations but there are also some seeds of proto-World Systems thought in his work.
>>391014
Sick just like there are proto-world systems thought in Smith's arguments.
>>391005
There is a reason everyone is on Thompson's dick and has been since the publication of Making.
>Carr's [writing is] a fucking shambles
Not surprisingly given his schematic conceptions.
>the party you defend
I don't defend a party m80.
>catch up with the times
Because the narrative turn to the transnational history of emotion in culture is nothing if not liberalism.
native americans were noble savages in tune with nature
>>391020
You're like "yeah let's move beyond god" but are still dependant on its framework for structural conceptions but it's not god it's Liberalism a descendant of god.
>>391030
I'm quite happy with a Kierkegaardian approach to external reality given the problems of post-structuralism for the use of language.
When people talk about interplay I want to hit them in the face with a shifting spanner.
>>391043
Thanks for the blog
>>391055
>but are still dependant on its framework for structural conceptions
Don't ask if you don't want a fucking answer cuntface.
>communism is the belief that a peanut smasher should get as much money as a president
American highschool
>>391059
somebody's cranky
>>390736
>high positions
No, it's total bullshit. High positions? Who are you even talking about, Klaus Barbie?
>>391195
I think they're talking about Once the Rocket goes up who cares where it comes down?
That's not my department says Werner Von Braun
>>391210
>designed moon rockets AND ran the government!
I mean obviously he was important but that doesn't mean it's not bullshit. Unless you think he made first contact or something
>>390451
You say it like it was unique to the Ottomans. A crap ton of civilizations before them did it as well. Not trying to justify it, just pointing out it wasn't in the slightest limited to the Ottomans.
>>390992
>>390968
>>390953
>>390944
>>390933
>>390374
>>390405
Pre colonial slavery came in several strata. House/estate slaves had it a way less shitty than field slaves, who were better off than the ones in mines and quarries.
Some Hellenic slaves and later Islamic slaves in Egypt and under the Ottomans were much better off than the majority of their country.
Sicinnus is a perfect example.
Colonial slavery was comparatively homogeneous in its shittiness and they were never allowed to rise to high positions as pre-colonial slave, like commanding armies and the like.
Some idiot got mad when the professor said light objects fall as fast as heavy ones, and kept trying to explain how wrong that was, and he ran up to the board and started writing equations (don't remember because I'm not actually sure what they meant) and started rambling about hoe Aristotle's In the Heavens was void and stars burning because of the air proved he was right or something, and everyone laughed at him and the professor told him to shut the fuck up. It was a good day.
A few quotes from my AP Euro teacher:
"The Muslim equivalent of achieving nirvana is crashing into the World Trade Center."
"North Korea is best Korea"
"Today we will be talking about functional regions. It's like that School House Rock song, 'Conjunction junction, what's your function.'"
That class was a joke and that man was a fucking goldmine for stupid shit to say, with none of it ever being ironic.
>Be me
>Be 12th grade
>A.P. literature
>Have SJW tinfoil hat teacher
>Tells class how the moon landings were faked
>Says dumb shit like"If there is no wind on the moon then how are the flags waving?"
>Tells class the government has mosquito sized drones that can kill people.
>The world elite are planning to reduce the world population to a few million to more easily control us.
>Majority of class eating it up being the impressionable souls they are
>Bitch sitting next me gives angry stares for rolling my eyes
> 95% percent of class time is spent discussing whatever conspiracy theory she read about the other day and how we waz kangs and shiet b4 whiety came
>yes she was black
>I swear I'm not making this shit up
>mfw most of the time in class
The "Racism in Ancient History" class that made me drop my History Major.
High school history class I was told that no one prior to the middle ages wore pants. I argued about it and my female teacher used her bachelor's degree, her being a teacher, the fact that she traveled, and that I had failed my previous history class (didn't do my homework and my teacher was also my football coach who not only made me run because of it but failed me) against me.
It was ridiculous.
>>391423
Your university made your woman its own, if you know what I mean.
Don't worry, though, I know this didn't actually happen. You'd never make it for four years in higher education.
>>391423
this post triggers my sexism ptsd
>>391416
>>I swear I'm not making this shit up
One of the dumbest things I heard on /his/. It is a fallacious appeal to trust in a circumstance where trust is impossible, and thus undercuts any veracity in the rest of the post.
>>390308
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>>391430
It was a real course, and the department of History at my uni was shit anyway. I switched to CS. At least I'll make money this way.
>>391430
Don't be cruel. Some places let you repeat first year 4 times.
>>390327
That's pretty amusing, honestly.
>>391443
I'm only 19 I'm still learning take it easy f am. Why would I want to lie on an anonymous image board what is there for me to gain? You can tell by her twitter she's drank the SJW kool aid.
https://twitter.com/mrssilveri?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>>391447
>It was a real
cool story bro.
>>391468
>Why would I want to lie
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>390374
Islamic slavery is weird in that in can be in the form of shit like harems, soldiers, musicians, or manual labor. The kind of slavery most people think of when they hear the word is chattel slavery where humans were treated pretty much like cattle and other beasts of labor. I don't know if Islamic slavery is more humane in total, but you being a slave in Islamic areas could range from just being forced to play a harp all day, to getting your dick chopped off and forced to fight.
>>391482
Well don't believe it if you don't want to. I just wanted to share my experience.
>>390851
sure you do
>>390443
holy shit
>>390807
Street preachers, door knockers. hell at all the nominally secular state schools I attended there were proselytising Christian chaplains. Outside of the internet where both sides are spastics and as bad as each other I've only been proselytised at a couple of times, and I'd have to include the atheist society fundraiser BBQ at uni to bring the numbers up which was pretty benign and not pushy at all.
>World War I happened because the Austrians were the Holy Roman Empire and they wanted to conquer a bunch of stuff
>proceeds to read us the Voltaire quote
>Professor talks about how she just learned that Algeria was a French colony and this explains the Paris attacks because it was Algerians getting revenge and that's perfectly justified
>If we accept all refugees with open arms, they'll fall in love with America and join us in defeating ISIS once and for all
>plays a video of a camera crew following a Sikh Indian man who is dressed as Captain America and getting heckled by New Yorkers
>guy repeatedly says he's not Arab or Muslim
>video finishes and professor starts talking
>"This guy was an ARAB and a MUSLIM and they didn't tolerate him! It's still happening today!"
>says a bunch of things in her lectures that are urban myths that were disproved decades ago
>plays a video of the author of the Vagina Monologues reading her book angrily to a crowd
>class proceeds to have a walkout (based Alaskans)
>puts a bunch of stuff on the test that's not in the book and was taken from a lecture that hasn't been given yet
>>390775
2 weeks ago, I literally had a 5 minute conversation with a food truck worker over how annoying some Baptist waving a sign and speaking into a bullhorn preaching how Evolution was a lie, Obama is a Muslim, and the world is going to hell soon, was being. The same group did that a month earlier. Occasionally a group called Jews for Jesus would pass out bibles and pamphlets to students on the way to class (not aggressively though) and I've been approached by a few Baptist missionaries as well. The only time I've ever seen an atheist forcing his opinion on someone was some of them conversing with the loud-mouthed Baptist, and a booth set up at the university club fair that required you to go up and imitate conversation.
>>390782
Methssourian here too.
Here's what I learned
>Lots of regiments recruited for North and the South
>Governor wanted to secede
>forceful replacement i.e. coup d'etat.
>Genocided the Kansans
To be fair though, the only Kansans I know are dicks, so I'm up for Bleeding Kansas part 2.
>>390308
>Human
>Skin
>Lampshades
>Dah nazis took babies and raised them in complete silence
>The babies didn't even survive for 1 year cause they never heard the language!!!1
>mfw hearing all this nonsense
Fairly certain she's talking about Lebensborn, but that's not how "Lebensborn" was done. Quite possibly weirdest thing I've heard.
>>391452
>he killed muslims
WHAT?!
>>390775
Eh, where I live, it's a pretty even mix. Most people don't give a shit either way, but the tiny percentages of euphoric fedoras and foaming-at-the-mouth Christian diehards manage to irritate each other in pretty entertaining ways. Sadly, my aunt is one of the Christians, and is convinced that all Catholics will go to hell for idol worship (great opinion to share with the elderly Catholics in our family over Christmas, really brings peace and understanding) along with everyone who is not a Baptist. Babies are sometimes included, depending on how many fedoras have been smug at her.
Shit's fun.
>>390308
>ABBA isn't western music because pop comes from jazz and jazz is afro-american music and afro-american culture isn't western, but rather african
>>390956
I would dearly love to be in that class. Half of my family eats that shit up like you wouldn't believe, and I've become good at pointing out simple yet glaringly obvious flaws in their logic. Like pointing out that, for aliens to steal Nazi secret spaceship plans so they could travel the galaxy and colonise our planets, they'd have to get here first, which is a little difficult if they need to steal spaceship designs because they don't have any of their own.
>If an octopus or bird became sapient they still wouldn't have souls because they're cold blooded.
>>392631
sentient
>>390327
>that he got rejected from art school due to not being in on the dadaism bandwagon
Or maybe because he got rejected because he's a shitty landscape artist.
Look at this. There's fucking perspective problems all over the place.
>>390904
It wasn't 60 years ago
>>390929
It's in the secession documents, anon. It's right there.
>>390775
>Honestly you never see Christians pushing their faith anymore.
You never see "that guy" with the sign?
We get him every month here
>>390760
>implying it isn't prejudice against a majority in almost all cases
People go full christposting irl if they hate muslims.
>>390977
>white supremacy has been a thing since the dark ages
Considering in the dark ages (ignoring that they didn't exist), 99% of white people at the time only met other white people, how exactly would the concept of white supremacy come up?
>>392649
There's a guy around me with a sign that says "Demand peace" and he waves at every car that goes by. I swear he's out there 7 days a week, sitting in a chair at a roadside with his sign.
>>392638
Still better than Manet.
>>392638
He has done better landscape art than that.
>>392695
Even his very best is firmly in the camp of mediocre.
>>391484
>Islamic slavery is weird in that in can be in the form of shit like harems, soldiers, musicians, or manual labor.
Harems - Being raped by fat lazy turks all day.
Soldiers - Kids being ripped from their parents, forcibly converted, go through brutal training for 15 years, forced to be a solider.
Musicians - Routinely raped by fat lazy turks.
Manual labour - Pulling an oar half the year under brutal conditions, routinely raped, let off the ship forced to build shit in brutal conditions.
There's a strange bunch of apologists for ottoman/MENA slavery because the top 0.1% had it decent (if you ignore how they got there and the fact they are still slaves)
>>391353
>"North Korea is best Korea"
This is logically defensible.
>>390340
>implying
The place of the men brothel is still noted just next to the monastery in my town.
>>392695
Yeah. But that's the fucking problem. Hitler had no craft, no consistency, no basics.
You don't get to play college ball because sometimes, I can do a layup properly.
I don't get into math schools because if you let met try twenty times, I'll eventually get the answer, but won't be able to tell you when.
The reason those dadaist fucks got in and he didn't is because they honestly COULD draw the same shit Hitler was doing, but better. They had to take the same test he did, but they actually put in time, practiced and studied.
Hitler just thought "Hey, I'm going to get accepted into art school, because I want to be an artist."
>>392730
>There's a strange bunch of apologists for ottoman/MENA slavery
Especially since it still occurs
>>392951
Isn't the point of school to get fucking better at what you love? Why not give him a chance and let him improve?
>>392730
You westerners know shit about Ottoman's harems. Harem is an education institution for high class women, not a fucking orgyfest sex slave cage. Of course Sultan and high class officers select their wives and concubines from harem.
>>390308
>SJW bullshit in a former archaeology class, gynocentrism, implying that thousands upon thousands of hours of reaserch, proven to be correct, should be discarded because the researchers were male.
I'm at my wits end with this SJW cancer in society.
>>390443
Top kek
>>392201
she probably means the kasper david hauser experiment, wich one buttmad chronicler tried to blame on friedrich II of the hre. its probably just his personal vendetta against the kaiser
>>392638
>>392695
Reminder that Hitler could have gone to that art school to become an architect but he was too much of a pussy to go back to secondary school
>In his first examination, he had passed the preliminary portion; which was to draw two of the assigned iconic or biblical scenes, in two sessions of three hours each. The second portion was to provide a previously prepared portfolio for the examiners. It was noted that Hitler’s works contained “too few heads”.[6] The institute considered that he had more talent in architecture than in painting. One of the instructors, sympathetic to his situation and believing he had some talent, suggested that he apply to the academy's School of Architecture. However, that would have required returning to secondary school from which he had dropped out and which he was unwilling to do.
>>393493
It's not that, it's the geometry being all fucked up.
>>392730
>Harems - Being raped by fat lazy turks all day.
You know the harem women actually had quite a lot of power over the Sultan and thus the Ottoman Empire in general, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultanate_of_Women
The same applies to Janissaries as well. If I were to be a slave, I'd rather be one with some power and influence, either as the Sultan's fucktoy or as an elite soldier class, than some poor sod who does nothing but harvest crops and get whipped all day.
>>390308
Does wearing thigh high socks and panties under my jeans when I go to class make me queer?
>high-school history class
>we had a bit of downtime because we just finished a test and we were predicting a lot of snow in the next couple of days
>teacher decides to do something "fun"
>okay class, this is something that will blow your minds
>mfw he passes out fucking Pascal's Wager
>he talks about this disproving atheism
I'm not trying to fedora-tip but Jesus Christ, how can someone actually see that as a sound argument? He was a pretty good teacher otherwise and seems intelligent enough, though.
>>393546
Depends on whether your penis is masculine or feminine.
>>392201
Wasn't there some medieval "experiment" where some King assigned a newborn to be raised by a mute woman, because he though if the baby never learned language it would grow up to speak ancient Hebrew or something?
>>393148
Any art school worth their salt will have a standard that you have to meet. It's not like they were demanding he be perfect.
>the Israelis are very anti-Semitic
t. my Holocaust studies teacher in highschool
>best
>worst
>good
>national interests
>>393583
Arabs are a semitic people :^)
>>393583
>Holocaust studies
>>393601
It was an optional course, I took it because I had nothing else remotely interesting to take. Pretty good choice actually, because we did nothing but watch Hollywood movies about the Holocaust and then write a one-paragraph response to them afterwards.
I remember that she also restricted the class to only juniors and seniors, because sophomores and freshmen would be too young to experience "the graphic nature of the Holocaust"
>>390308
>implying I even went to lecture for shitty college pre-req humanity classes like Intro to Philosophy
i showed up, wrote down what I figured the instructor's opinions on the topic were, and left. Got a B+. Liberal arts are a fucking joke.
>>393622
I thought it was because underclassmen would be making stupid jokes at the expense of other people, not appropriate for a class on a serious topic
Not that kids close to graduating don't
>>393627
Did you forget to read syllabus information that put attendance or participation at 20 percent of your grade
>>393148
Because University in those days wasn't based around faggoty notions of "give him a chance".
They were actually based around merit.
There's 300 students applying for the same seat who actually studied for the fucking test.
Why should one of them be cut out to give poor Hitler a chance?
They gave him a chance to improve. It was "come back next year." Hitler did, after doing zero practice.
>>393627
>I took a basic course and it was easy
>the entire field is a joke
Nice
>>393631
Eh, the teacher was a bit ditzy anyway. She took a trip to Israel and showed us a bunch of her souvenirs, one of them being a tote bag with some Hebrew writing on it. She told us she didn't know what language it was.
>mfw
>>393578
Yes, that happened. But the experiment was implied to be done by nazis for "le evil experiment", when there are pretty much no sources about this. She didn't even mention anything about the medieval experiment one.
>>390308
> "every thing would be better if we just let the EU do it just look at the Chinese they had a bureaucracy and they turned out alright"
as a euro federalist this made we want to vomit fucking language fags
>Have to write a paper about human rights in war (law fag)
>ask teacher if I can make the case for the violation of human rights due to the necessity of war and the duty of a state to protects it's own citizens first
>got told I can't because "human rights should never be violated or you are a nazi"
changed my major to transport law after that. Law of conflict was run by a bunch of hippies that don't even understand suppressive and preemptive fire. It also made me realize that 90% of my teachers only know about the legal side of their subject and not a single bit about the actual field the law applies to
>>390374
That's only because they are no slave disscendents in these Arab slave regions.
They practice castration on men and raped women to death (harems weren't fun, see Saddam's sons)
The only reason white people get a bad rap is that we let our slaves have families
>>393636
I go to a big state university. Some professors don't care about attendance when they have to lecture 1200 people a day.
>>390308
My lecturer for Tudor England was a published author on the subject, you can buy his books on Amazon, seen him in a documentary before too. We were talking in seminar about Henry VIII and I bought up his bastards. Said lecturer insisted he had no bastards and was faithful to his wives apart from a brief thing with Mary Boleyn. I thought he had had bastards but kept my mouth shut because teacher knows best, right?
Wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_FitzRoy,_1st_Duke_of_Richmond_and_Somerset
I'm still pretty mad about it.
>>392656
lets just agree that it attacks both religious minorities and majorities
>>390308
>take a sci fi lit class
>read I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream
>some girl comes to the conclusion that its not only racist but sexist because the woman dies
I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
>>393712
>Law of conflict was run by a bunch of hippies that don't even understand suppressive and preemptive fire.
Tell me more
>>390775
Ayyy nigga you never travelled further south than Washington DC?
>>390775
Hah man I am a student at the University of Georgia, and my campus is filled with people standing on corners with signs and nice church clothes, handing out pamphlets to everyone asking to come to their church. They are nice people t.bh.
>>393839
everybody dies though. and the main character gets turned into a sexless blob...
Here's a few from an american indian studies class I took (i'm in science, needed it for a diversity requirement)
>Most of the initial settlers to america were criminals and undesirables that's why they were so mean to the indians
>The founders based our government off of the Iroquois system of democracy
>>390374
Islamic Slavery was better then Western slavery
In fifth grade, my teacher believed every time someone flashed a light, a polar bear died somewhere on the planet, due to global warming.
In highschool, we had this optional religion class where the teacher was basically a lady with a masters in theology who had to teach us about most major religions; she gave a few classes on Christianity which were spot on, then, instead of spouting shit she didn't know, just played us a few movies; she played one about 9/11 to cover the topic of Islam, then a documentary on Manson to cover New Age shit, then The Last Sammurai for all things eastern.
In college, I've had my share of retarded shit; "literary language" teacher explaining how Homer invented rhymes, some others spouting retarded shit about Middle Age French poetry, and this one teacher with a moon tattooed on her forehead, which was teaching a "Communication" class; she made us leave the college and stand in the grass in a huge circle, then hold each other's hands, saying she was teaching us how to properly communicate from soul to soul; I dropped out of her class at that point and came back to watch them with a few friends from afar; they were literally walking around in circles while speaking in tongues (her instructions), then talking to random people about their lives. Fuck liberals.
I also had this actually good philosophy teacher in college who had like ~17 children and told the ladies in the classroom to just drop out of college already and create families, while making long maieutic-like speeches about the inferiority of homosexuals. He actually knew his shit and offered some of the most interesting readings of Plato I've come across. He read all of Greek philosophy as leading to Augustine and being already Christian, though.
>>390982
>beuaro
>>393130
Ottoman slavery still exists? You are aware that the Ottoman empire ended in the early 20th century, right?
>>393130
It still occurs in Europe too. Where do you think the degenerate emirs get their pretty little Slavic fucktoys from? They don't capture them themselves.
>>392638
you know that that building actually is slanted like that, right?
High school philosophy teacher told us there is only one human race, and the difference between each "race" is only physical features anyway
Fuck, I used to believe that shit too
>>390875
“Our republican system was meant for a homogeneous people. As long as blacks continue to live with the whites they constitute a threat to the national life. Family life may also collapse and the increase of mixed breed bastards may some day challenge the supremacy of the white man.”
-Abe
>>394296
In all honesty that would probably have been a wise course of action. Just look at the mess we have today.
>>392649
I have that guy
He shows up every 2 weeks or so on campus and some butthurt people will go and argue with him
>>390474
How is this wrong? I don't get how it's wrong.
The categorical imperative isn't *exactly* like the Golden Rule, but it's not far off.
>>394688
Well he's right though. Just because humans look different doesn't mean we aren't the same species.
>>394736
Race =/= species
He argued that there is only one human race, which is objectively untrue. He compared racial differences to feet size differences, which is also a terrible analogy - black people have a stronger immune system for example.
>>394745
>black people have a stronger immune system
[citation needed]
The point isn't that race doesn't exist, the point is that for all intents and purposes the racial differences don't matter.
>>394752
I can't source because I can't access Google, but the black side of my family told me about it and told me black people get less medecinal insurance money because of it.
Obviously the racial differences don't matter - upbringing and culture are more or less as important as natural abilities. But saying race s a social construct to justify racism is bullshit.
>>393981
>In highschool, we had this optional religion class where the teacher was basically a lady with a masters in theology who had to teach us about most major religions; she gave a few classes on Christianity which were spot on, then, instead of spouting shit she didn't know, just played us a few movies; she played one about 9/11 to cover the topic of Islam, then a documentary on Manson to cover New Age shit, then The Last Sammurai for all things eastern.
I mean, at least she was honest with the fact that she had run out of stuff to teach you.
>>394775
>Cant source
>Instead provides gossip based in fallacy
Now is the time to stop posting
>>393895
>talking about Israeli actions in the Gaza strip
>bombing of a hospital
>every one calls it the worst thing ever
>point out it got evacuated a that before it got bombed
>point out it has a clean line of sight on one of the main lines of movement of the Israelis
>point out Hamas in the past shot from hospitals
>get called a zionist apologist by a hysterical spanish Erasmus student
>get called all sorts of names
>professor just stands there and after calls ask me to think of others feelings
funny thing is that I was sitting next to a Jordanian Palestinian girl that agreed with me
she was one of a kind, rational, calm and social 10/10 would have given a marriage ticked to the shengen zone
>Chinese students group up to give presentation on glorious Chinese territorial claims
>start asking questions
>why did you invade and suck at invading Vietnam
>why did you back the Chmer rouge
>why do you claim those features that are clearly not yours in the south china sea
>they start chink speaking amongst each other, whisper to the teacher, get asked to leave the class
and for my paper
>make paper about war crimes in the ME
>make a properly sourced paper, well written (brothers a English major so I got him to check it)
>fairly positive of the Israelis
>no red marks on the entire paper except for the part with the Israelis
>later learn that the professor is on some boycott Israel stuff and arranged for another prof to be fired for being pro Israel
meh still got my credits
>>394835
Not my fault Google is unavailable
I'm fucking pissed if this is indeed a lie, what the fuck is their problem
>>393644
>They were actually based around merit.
>merit
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>392638
Just out of curiosity, what did he do with the examiner once he came into power ?
>>392943
It's probably a bit late to ask, but do you have proof you're not full of crap?
Egyptians built the pyramids in Central America
>>394714
>Liberia
>>390807
there's dozens of christian tv networks in the US.
zero atheist tv networks.
>>390308
My AP US History and Civics teacher told us that the US got involved with Vietnam so that Lyndon B. Johnson could make money off the war.
He also constantly gave his political stance on things and went on a few rants about how great and unappreciated Obama is.
>>390775
Horseshit, I just had two Yankee Mormons bother me on way home.
>>395250
Ladybird Johnson was the primary stockholder in some company that made a fortune off war-profiteering in Vietnam. I'm not saying that was his primary motivation, but like Cheney and Haliburton it's awfully suspicious.
>world religions class in high school
>taking a test
>multiple choice question
>What is the religion that venerates Jesus of Nazareth?
>buddhism
>christianity
>islam
>shintoism
>>395440
You're complaining about an easy A?
I mean to be fair he's also a major prophet in Islam and can be interpreted as a kami in Shinto, but still.
>>395448
That's the point, there's not a right answer to that question. I circled both Christianity and Islam anyway and the teacher marked it wrong.
>>391663
I'll never understand the point of heckling videos.
Like, we know people are cunts, especially people in New York.
>>395461
Fucking hell dude, test-taking 101 is to circle the "most correct" answer if it's vague.
>>395472
I knew that, but I don't really care about a single question of a 20 or so question test that I'll get the highest score in the class on anyway because I live in America where the average knowledge of religions outside of protestant Christianity is extremely low.
>>393601
Is America really this keked?
I go to a third rate Aussie uni and we have none of this bullshit.
>>395502
It was an optional course.
>>390918
Jesus christ, laughed till i cried. What is this from?
>>390308
>queer theory
>>394990
Nothing....
>OOGA BOOGA HITLER KILLED EVERYONE HE DIDN'T LIKE
The stupidity is palpable
>Had an SJW history teacher in school for a few months
>Didn't know what SJW was t the time of course as the term hadn't been coined
>She had to teach us about Ancient Greece
>Literally all she ever wanted to talk about was how homosexuality was considered acceptable in Ancient Greece
>Every lesson she taught was about homosexuality in Ancient Greece
>I remember we had lessons that had the following topics
>"How the ancient Olympics were an oppressive zoo for homosexuals''
>"How Gay and Lesbian thought processes helped Plato and Socrates create modern philosophy"
>"LGBT rights in the worlds earliest Democracy" which was just a discussion about how Greeks refused to vote unless the homosexual community had their votes count double
>"Geometry, the first step towards LGBT oppression" which discussed how Greeks would use their understanding to calculate how far ships were from the shore and would bet on it, and spend the winnings on whipping homosexuals
Anyway, she got fired because she tried to make the Geography teacher teach us 'transsexual geography' which I don't really understand the possibilities for. Although I heard she wanted us to learn about how droughts effect the treatment of LGBT individuals.
>>390308
>a guy who isn't into sports is "queer" and so is a woman who doesn't wear makeup
I have known people like this. One girl legit thought she was some sort of non female gender just because she didn't like frilly things.
She loved all sorts of other female fashions (she'd go nuts over evening dresses and the like), but nope. No frills, not female.
>>395583
>>"Geometry, the first step towards LGBT oppression"
I'm dying over here lads.
>>390875
He was. You can dislike a group of people, but if liberating them means that you can wager a war under that pretext, you will always help them. Americans have been like that from the very beginning to this day dropping guns on the Middle East to fight other Muslims.
>Don Quijote was a self-reflection of Cervantes
>Don Quijote imagined his Dulcinea as a unfeminine, meaning she was a male
>Dulcinea used a turban instead of burka, it is clearly a male, and obviously not an assumption of Quijote that all moors wear the same
>Don Quijote was in a cave, obviously it was Cervantes telling us he was in the closet
>Miguel de Cervantes was a cripto-jew marrano that sympathized with his fellow muslim countrymen, despise the fact he battle then at sea
>He found his queer side when he was a prisoner under Turkish forces.
>Don't Ask Don't Tell is a good thing because, like, who wants to take a shower with a GAY guy?
>Prohibition failed because people like drinking!
>Warren G. Harding was our worst president!
>talks about the economic growth of post-WWI America and the only negative thing ever brought up about him is the Teapot Dome thing
>Taxes are unconstitutional!
>If we let people immigrate all the time, we'll just lose all our jobs!
>Slavery was why we had the Civil War!
>Slavery was in no way responsible for the Civil War!
>Not sayin' anything about Islam, but I can't see Jesus killing people.
>everything they teach about Hitler, Communism, or the American Revolution. Fucking everything.
>>395694
fucking triggered
>>390907
It seems to be getting there. I mean, just look at how people have reacted to increased surveilance. There has been a chilling effect.
>>395583
>droughts effect the treatment of LGBT individuals
The lack of moisture means flamboyance can't be kept in check. Its the most common source of Spontaneous Human Combustion.
>>390658
Only partially true, actually.
> homosexuality was being normalized by "Jewish special interests" to undermine and destroy the Western family.
not even /pol/, that shit is true as fuck.
>>395823
>KGB special interests
fify
hitler was right
>>395694
>be me, miguel cervantes
>invent literature
>it's actually me. i'm gay
fucking triggered
>>395583
>Geometry, the first step towards LGBT oppression
>transsexual geography
I'm so fucking sick of people. How do you all deal with it?
>>396098
by making shit up to rile up people on /his/?
That was so fake.
>>396106
Are you implying people like that don't exist? My point stands regardless.
>>391663
>>If we accept all refugees with open arms, they'll fall in love with America and join us in defeating ISIS once and for all
>>394752
>The point isn't that race doesn't exist, the point is that for all intents and purposes the racial differences don't matter.
The problem is that among people who take issue with the concept, overwhelmingly their arguments against the eminence of race tend to favor the former construction over the latter. Which is, of course, just as ignorant to plain facts as the thought processes of those rightists who willfully turn a blind eye toward the empirical evidence in favor of a human role in climate change.
>>395117
To be fair maybe if they shipped more over, it could have been better.
mysoginy didnt exist until capitalism
>>396606
Kind of true, in a way. Societies have been misogynistic throughout history, but it wasn't until capitalism and industrialization that the idea of women being unfit to work came about.
>>391446
>HILTER
Here, got one for ya
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>>396803
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>>396813
Not that anon
sorry friend
>>390405
Well Im glad the west uses depleted uranium materials in wars against the arabs. Polluting their genetics for centuries to come.
>>395502
>I go to a third rate Aussie uni and we have none of this bullshit.
UNSW does a special holocaust course over summer every so often. When I went through Newcastle in the 1990s I did 18 credit points on holocaust by combining Nazi Germany with Holocaust in a single semester.
Good stuff, great times, can't clean my mind.
<3 Ordinary Men (Browning)
<3 Soviet & Yugoslav evidence at Nuremburg
>>390775
You pretty much never see Catholics doing it anymore, but baptists, mormons and other cults that are still trying to get legitimacy are still huge pains in the ass.
>Josef Stalin kill more people than Mao Zedong
>>395818
This is an argument you'd never hear in a contemporary Geography class. Environmental determinism/possibilism is treated like the fucking dark side of the force/Death Eater movement by 90-something percent of Geography academics.
>>390340
Medieval peasants fucked pansexually and like rabbits for much of the early middle ages
>SEA countries consume many japanese products, like anime or xbox
From a female history professor specialized in Asia
>>393561
Pascal's Wager is kind of funny, but there's a distinct irony where even partaking in the wager requires you to have some faith which is paradoxical, and of course there's a bit of a problem with pretending like you believe in god simply for the afterlife.
>>397065
I had a Marxist transsexual kid in my West and the World/European History class and he staunchly refused to believe that Mao killed directly or indirectly anymore than 2 million people.
He also thought Stalin was the perfect revolutionary leader and claims Russia and China are the only world powers fighting "Modern Imperialism".
>>397065
Stalin MAY have actually killed his wife through bullying and via his political choices forcing her to a political / personal suicide.
I'm not sure Mao killed anyone personally.
>>397200
This comes down largely to your definition of causality and responsibility.
This definitions are RARELY applied to Western capitalism in the same discussion.
UoHawaii is a bitch.
>>397239
No, I mean literally didn't believe more than 2 million people died as a result of the Great Leap Forward.
>>396098
These people are real. These people are really real. Here's the stupidest thing i've ever heard OUTSIDE of a history class while waiting for the class to start.
>Fat girl with pink hair yammering on about how she boldly stood up to her TA discussion group because he organized standing tables to better facilitate active discussion. She apparently went off on him about how this was ableist and she was going to file a title nine complaint.
>mfw no one in the class was disabled.
>It was simply the principle of it.
These people have been around for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3epTeZcpFkU
>>397227
She might also have been his daughter. He hinted at it several times but who knows whether or not that was just psychological abuse or not.
>>394688
This is a racist statement according to the University of California system.
Source: UC Davis undergrad.
>>391452
Alexander killing muzzie fucks
U wott?
>>390308
>Dadaism was directly responsible for the rise of Hitler
You COULD argue that Duchamp et al made it fashionable to lay waste to the established social order, while also causing Hitler's representational style to look like trite old-fashioned garbage and cause him to look for career alternatives to art school.
>mfw art critics seriously touting the supposed merits of a signed urinal would make me want to quit art school and genocide minorities with my army of stormtroopers too
[spoiler]I actually quit art school because I couldn't hack it[/spoiler]
I unironically pronounced attaturk as autoturk
>>394975
There are some small things like that sickle-cell anemia (primarily correlated to African lineage) may be linked to a resistance to malaria, or that Europeans could have a higher resistance to AIDS (with some theorizing that this is related to plagues like the black death). On the whole, though, the strength of your immune system is developed by the environment in which it grows and the pathogens it learns to resist.
>>394775
>the black side of my family told me about it and told me black people get less medecinal insurance money because of it.
Sounds like a scam desu senpai
>>390374
Treating people better than slaves in the Americas is a low bar to set.
>>397251
>No, I mean literally didn't believe more than 2 million people died as a result of the Great Leap Forward.
There's still an element of method here. I'd happily argue that the Holodomor killed nobody, and that Soviet economic policy towards "kulaks" killed nobody. I mean I'm being tendentious as fuck about policy versus competence, but I can sustain such an argument and wipe the gravy off the plate with bread while fucking their girlfriends.
>Augustine was black
>>397191
probably using XBawx as a blanket term for game consoles.
In which case, that statement is true.
>>390775
It depends on the area I had to deal with both a Fundamentalist christian and a fedora athiest. I probably should elaborate because it was so bad.
>>390399
I've heard this, and it only makes sense in the particular context. But overall he was more of a aristocrat
>>390775
Both push their faiths, but one is right.
Hint: it's the Christians
>>390922
They weren't Marxians, but Plato advocated for some form of socialism.
