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2015-12-10 22:12:38 Post No. 389400
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2015-12-10 22:12:38
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>ywn be Alexander the Great
>ywn never inherit your father's army
>ywn never literally believe, in your bones, that you are an actual descendant of Hercules
>ywn cross the Hellespont with thousands and thousands of battle-hardened men loyal to you and your cause
>ywn never go on a star-studded tour of the ancient world, visiting the ruins of Troy and getting bantz'd by Diogenes
>ywn subjugate unruly barbarian hordes and grind one of the most powerful empires of the ancien world under your heel
>ywn kill your bestest bro at a party because you party that fucking hard
>ywn ride into India, high on victory and bloodlust, to conquer lands beyond the rim of the known world
>ywn die young and so be immortalized forever as an archetype of the shining, youthful world conqueror, fortuitously rescued from a future of declining fortunes, boredom, and inevitable political strife as your legacy comes to be defined by its uneventful latter years rather than the blazing path of blood and war it tore across the world
why even live?
