I get the easy one. Pic related.
Marx
>>385584
absolutely not
Diogenes
Hitler would have shitposted on /pol/.
>>385713
Hitler would be too stupid to realize /pol/ only liked him ironically.
>>385713
>Hitler would have shitposted on /pol/and
ftfy
I would have loved to shitpost with Aristotle, Plato and Socrates, throw Diogenes in there too
Schopenhauer is /r9k/
>uses 4chan
>contributes anything of value
Keep that dream alive, family
>>385935
How about Elagabalus?
>>385601
He'd be a tripfag too
>>385584
>>385958
Children?
>>385715
>/pol/ only liked him ironically.
oh the innocence of newfriends
>>385941
definitely would have been /soc/ material
Benjamin Franklin would have loved it here.
obviously
>>385584
Mozart would have shitposted here
>>385702
this
>>385958
Fake quote is fake.
>>385584
>Wake up
>Look outside and put up the middle finger to the disgusting road outside my house
>Go on the government-created internet
>"Aaahh, time for another day of shitposting 'philosophy' on /pol/"
>Create thread
>"Hitler did nothing wrong prove me wrong"
>Proceed to deny the fact that I am of Jewish blood
>2 year old son starts crying downstairs
>Have consensual sex with him
>Do not feed him because forcing me to feed him is aggression
>Go back on /pol/ and praise Hitler again for being a libertarian mastermind
>Feel accomplished for my shitposting
>>386253
>/Pol/; The Author
>>386207
Sounds like an average 2ch /b/ poster.
here's the shit poster
>>386268
>>386268
Please, calling philosophers shit posters would be like calling rain wet. It's redundant, and inherently comes with the territory.
>>386283
>implying
>>386288
>implying implications
hitler himmler and all the aryan supreme gentlemen would be circlejerking on pol and making autistic maps on int
>rejects of society
>with a vendetta
>sharing their dreams with fellow autists
>>385907
>fucked more 16 year olds than you've ever met
>rich
>traveled about
>spoke several languages
>threw a woman down some stairs
>was LITERALLY a genius
He was a huge asianboo, i'll grant you that. Probably shit up /int/ for a bit and flame hegel though.
>>386250
He kinda looks like a real life pepe
Easily.
>>386464
He'd be like that one autistic Australian who rabidly shitpost about Sweden for hours in every thread on /int/ and /pol/, and who originated, of all places, from /GoT/ on /tv/.
Do you think he would have shitposted here?
>>385584
Why is he sticking his tongue out in that photo? Was he just being silly?
>>386250
holy shit. it's trump!
>>386250
I'm a little disappointed that gif doesn't include the part where he puts his hands on his hips and practically poses like Superman.
>>386239
>cracked.com
YOU FUCKING NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>386253
He would bring /x/ back to its glory days of OC
>>387515
MOTHER
FUCKER
>>387500
when are we going to get a 4chan leftypol
>>385951
communism is distinctly anti individualistic
>>390553
How?
>>390553
Marx wasn't technically a communist.
