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who the hell is that
napoleon
>>373462
This is the history board
You should know some stuff about history to post here
>>373452
Didn't someone said British are no more than flesh dealers
>>373452
meme thread?
>>373452
>>374129
kekin'
The one with Hitler pointing a pistol to his head with that smile is hilarious for some reason.
Never trust the English, they will fuck you every time.
t. Pole in 1939
>>376684
You should have learnt from Portugal.
>>373533
Yes, the Holy Roman Emperor after Austerlitz
The retard accepted to declare war on France because Britain told hom to, but then he got raped by the French while Brits were rubbing hands on their sland
>>376684
>he hates us
>yet his entire nation comes to my island to clean my toilet
>>376779
Maybe if you didn't leave skids down the bowl they wouldn't hate you so much.
>>373452
But it's Napoleon that got his ass whopped.
>>376793
After 7 tries.
>>376803
>wow, it took 6 of you to beat me
>>376792
surely little piotr should just work harder then, if he wants his precious 25p?
It's probably better than what his grandparents had to clean up with the germans/russkies.
>>376793
Get lost, плeшивый щeгoль.
>>374129
lol, why do arabs even try?
>>376822
>woooooooow it took 6 of you 7 times to beat me, fukken scrubs
>>373452
But this is just wrong
>>376878
Not really
From 1803 to 1812, the Napoleonic Wars consisted in Britain paying other European powers to attack France while remaining comfy on its island to watch them get raped by Napoleon
>>374103
>chuckling hitler with the gun to his head
every time
>>373477
Anything between 1492 and 1914 is irrelevant trash tier history
>>376774
>Brits were rubbing hands on their sland
you mean demolishing Franco-Spanish sea power
If the '''great''' '''powers''' didn't get their shit pushed in by a manlet Corsican gunner we wouldn't be having this conversation
>>374129
Hezbollah won, and 1974 was a victory until Kissenger threatened war
>>376684
>>376910
Don't forget stepping in at the last minute, barely beating Napoleon in one battle, and them claiming all the credit for defeating Napoleon.
>>377567
>>374129
>>378994
this never happened wtf
>>379107
I think it's about the first gulf war, and it did sort of happen.
>>377567
o i am laffin
>>379107
Us encouraged the Kurds to do a mass armed rebellion against Saddam and the Baathists, but it didn't work and Saddam fucked their shit up. He tortured and murdered thousands, and even used poison gas to kill civilians.
It's one of the reasons why the Iraqi people weren't as helpful with the overthrowing of Saddam as they could have been, they feared the consequences.
I still believe that Saddam should have stayed in power though, the middle East is too volatile and murderous to be free.
>>377511
>Hezbollah won
Hezbollah lost a third of their elite militants while the IDF lost barely anything
>and 1974 was a victory until Kissenger threatened war
I assume you mean 1973. Kissinger didn't threaten war with Egypt and Syria, he threatened war with the USSR if they intervened. Israel fucking raped the shit out of the Egyptians and Syrians.
>>377567
Best one
>>374103
I'm an Austrian and I approve of this message.
>>373452
Haven't laughed so hard in my life. Rule Britannia motherfucker.
>>376961
too eurocentric?
>>374103
the last pic should be germany, italy and jap, with america kicked jap
>>374103
One of my faves
>>377567
Top kek
>>374129
Lesson of the day, don't fuck with Jews when they can shoot back.
>>374129
I always get super confused with arab flags. I know the chicken one is Egypt but that's it. I know it's for muh panarabism and shit but couldn't the others get more distinctive symbols?
>>377567
Best one
>>376961
You mean everything between 1945 and 2015
>>381494
yellow chode is hezbollah
>>379207
>the middle East is too volatile and murderous to be free.
yes. every successful leader in the ME/north africa has understood this
>>379399
So you approve that nobody should ever trust an Austrian, a good choice.
>>379240
>Hezbollah lost a third of their elite militants while the IDF lost barely anything
Riiiight
>>381494
At least they aren't all white text on black flag variants.
>>382529
It's a "victory" for Hezbollah because Israel 1) Took losses (like in any war) 2) Israel did not destroy them decisively (which would be impossible because Hezbollah was a guerilla army). Israeli restraint counts as a victory here.
It has been established that the ground war in 2006 had very limited objectives, none of which included reoccupying Lebanon again or the total destruction of Hezbollah. Essentially, it was a quick get-in get-out raid that was hastily thrown together by the higher ups who wanted a ground response but no decisive battle. All the objectives were taken, but because Hezbollah got to shoot back, Arabs count that as a victory (with zero strategic or tactical implications on the IDF's part besides heavy losses).
Hezbollah hasn't attempted to fuck with Israel since 2006 (despite occasional provoking). Regardless of IDF losses, Lebanon got smashed far worse than Israel; in dick measuring terms thats a victory all in its own.
It is literally akin to Ewoks celebrating on Endor after they smashed an AT-ST with rocks when the Empire has weapons that can casually disintegrate Endor any fucking second.
>>382732
>It has been established that the ground war in 2006 had very limited objectives, none of which included reoccupying Lebanon again or the total destruction of Hezbollah. Essentially, it was a quick get-in get-out raid that was hastily thrown together by the higher ups who wanted a ground response but no decisive battle. All the objectives were taken, but because Hezbollah got to shoot back, Arabs count that as a victory (with zero strategic or tactical implications on the IDF's part besides heavy losses).
Ehud Olmert wanted to push all the way to the Litani, but the operation was called off due to heavy casualties.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Change_of_Direction_11
>Hezbollah hasn't attempted to fuck with Israel since 2006 (despite occasional provoking). Regardless of IDF losses, Lebanon got smashed far worse than Israel; in dick measuring terms thats a victory all in its own.
Israel decided to attack civilian areas after being frustrated in their search for missile sites in order to tilt the Kraft-Dinner Ratio back in their favor.
>It is literally akin to Ewoks celebrating on Endor after they smashed an AT-ST with rocks when the Empire has weapons that can casually disintegrate Endor any fucking second.
The Empire still lost.
>>382507
Gaddaffi even told us that shit would be fucked without him.
>>376961
John Green pls
>>383940
Which war?
>>374103
The ww1 part always bothers me, I'm not convinced having your empire dismembered in to smaller, weaker states counts as a just as planned moment.
>>374129
>Jordan
>involved in the Yom Kippur war
That was after Jordan had said "Fuck this shit" in regards to playing Arab politics. King Hussein personally warned Golda Meir that Egypt and Syria were about to attack Israel.
If anything, Jordan should be the one directing them to attack, since the Yom Kippur war was what finally totally discredited Ba'athist Panarabism as a political movement.
>>382863
bro you got btfo just give up
>>374103
What's up with the color change with the guy up top? Yellow top back bottom from black top yellow bottom
>>374129
>Egypt's defeat in the 1948 Arab-Israeli war allowed Nasser to come to power
>Egypt's defeat in the Yom Kippur War got his movement destroyed
>>383940
The one where they lost Anatolia and Thrace, believing that England would help after edging them one. They didn't do shit and just let the slaughter happen.
