>American revolution
>American civil war
>iran-iraq war
>vietnam war
>gulf war
>invasion of iraq
These are all shit names for wars. I'm not even going to google the history of Vietnam, I know they've been in a war before the cold war. Whoever named the Persian gulf conflicts has failed at life and should be shot.
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Ok faggot, give me a better name for the vietnam war
>>341141
The Trans-Continental Capitalism & Communism Conflict
>>341141
Agent Orange adventure.
>>341141
Second Indochina War
>Thirty Years War
>Only lasted 29 years
>Europoors in charge of naming wars
>>341141
Jungle Boogie
Dumb weaboos shouldn't be allowed to post pointless threads
>>342107
> (29 years, 11 months, and 22 days)
>>342133
So not 30 then? Right.
Should've been called the 29 year war.
>yfw you realize vietnam war was never actually declared an official war
>>342140
I don't even know how to respond to these levels of autism.
>>342101
Fails the parameters set in the OP.
There has been more than one war in Indochina.
>>342146
>You now realize the United States has not formally declared war since World War II
Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Iraq, ect. are all "military interventions"
>>341141
It ain't me.
>>341141
the horrendous jungle kablooey
>>341141
Vietnamese civil war that Burgerstanis got involved too much with for their own good.
>>341119
Better then the British.
>Conflict between Scots and other Scots
>That's the English Civil War
>Have two conflicts in the same century
>Name them both the Nine Years War.
>>342149
Looks like I'm the winner of this argument then :)
>>342164
After a few centuries of constant war, you run out of names real quick
>>341119
Forrest Gump and the Dismembered Gook Army
>>342169
And that explains America's lack of originality too.
>>342169
They were only 85 years apart. It would be less ridiculous and confusing if America entered a conflict today and called it "World War 1"
>The war to end all wars
>Multiple wars after it
Explain this
>>342162
I'd be happy with this.
"My grandpa lost his legs in the horrendous jungle kablooey"
>>341141
'Nam Kippur War
Catalyst War
Imperial War
>>341119
Who's this fluid druid?
>>342733
That's clearly a seminal satan.
yeah because 7 years war and 30 years war were great names. Also Brits tend to call it the American revolution, Americans call it the War for independence. (Although you could argue the war for independence was a part of the revolutionary period)
>>342165
>Posting :) instead of :^)
RUINED
>>342753
Old memes friend :)
>>341141
The American-Vietnamese war.
>>342777
Fuck off marxist.
>>341119
Make your country #1 and you can do stupid shit and force others to accept it.
>>341141
johnson's adventures in jungleland
>>342803
All right I will! Cap this post nigga, you're gonna be swimming in fucking leprechauns and Catholicism when I'm through culturally enriching your ass.
>>342159
>be drafted to fight in It Ain't Me
>it ain't me starts playing
>>341141
Indochina war 2: herbicidal boogaloo
>>342140
>What is rounding up
>>342107
>Hundred Years War
>lasted 116 years
>>341172
Top shelf!
>>342157
We know. This is the second one
>>342174
But the dismembered guy was American
>>341119
> One civil war in the history of the United States.
> Calling it the US Civil War is somehow a bad name
>>345531
A better name would have been REAL AMERICA vs delusional dissidents
>>345189
You say it's rounding up, I say it's Europoors over-exaggerating the length of their war to make it sound more impressive.
>>345270
They just didn't specify the number of significant figures in the name
>>345554
And the best part is depending on who you ask each side will be different.
>>345554
That's why it's also called the war of secession.
>>342107
>from 1618 to 1648
>1648-1618=30
So there was war in 30 different years. It's the 30 years war, not "the war that lasted exactly 30 years, with all the months, weeks and days included".
>>345531
The american civil war is not the only civil war that has happened in america
>>345651
Either this is going to be a dumbass "America is continent not a country" argument or you pulling some shit out of your ass about how the American revolution was a Civil War. Either way I'm going to enjoy this.
