>"Jesus went to India and was a student of Buddha"
>>287269
who the fuck says this lmao
>>287280
Sjw "buddhists"
Caesar went to China and was a student of Sun Tzu.
>>287280
Sylvia Browne
Muhammad was actually originally a Viking ex-soldier who studied under Confucius.
Hitler went to America and was a groupie for Huey Lewis and the News
>>287391
I'm converting right now.
>>287398
Well Hitler was a fan of American race hardliner and based much of his policies on the book the guy wrote.
Jesus was German and went to Judea to attempt to civilized the Jewish savages.
>>287280
The movie "The Man from Earth"
Its actually pretty enjoyable desu, makes you think.
George W Bush never happened. He's a figment of our imagination. We project him onto the world to verify our stereotypes of America
>>287269
No one says this. However people do think that there was a link between Jesus's teaching and buddhism (not buddha of course) which had spread towards the middle east.
>Wise men form the East follow a star to find the new King (or Lama)
>Bible says nothing about him growing up (protip, he was in India learning shit)
>comes back with a radical new philosophy different from anything else at the time (no wonder the new testament contradicts the old.
>Resurrection is a translator error of resuscitation. Did not die on the cross
>Comes back a few days later and says "i must be going now, see you"
>travels to India
>Known as Issa
>Tomb is in Kashmir to this day with visible stylised footprints showing scars on feet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acqgY04hhzM
Watch this documentary from BBC4 it's cool.
>>287269
Can we do better than India? Yes we can.
"Jesus Christ did not die on the cross at Golgotha. Instead his brother, Isukiri,[2] took his place on the cross, while Jesus fled across Siberia to Mutsu Province, in northern Japan. Once in Japan, he became a rice farmer, married, and raised a family with three daughters near what is now ShingÅ."
Isukiri must have been a badass, and a true bro.
