*yawwwwwn*
Oh hey there peasantcuck, didn't see you there. I've been too busy translating The Holy Bible into English these days. Wait, what's that? The Lord of the Manor just took his lawful right on your maiden wife? Don't cry peasantcuck and tile those fields. you really don't want His Lordship getting angry at you.
Anyway peasantcuck, another day, another shilling. Don't forget going to Church this Sunday,.
>>1415341
exquisite meme
>>1415341
>The Lord of the Manor just took his lawful right on your maiden wife?
Speaking of memes
>Sir Chad takes the last of your potatoes
>Primae Noctis
Meme invented by enlightement faggots
>>1415341
very good. normies on suicide watch
>>1415377
Nothing personal m8.
>>1415341
F-fuck off you monkcuck, you probably lay with other men, that's why you live in a monastery with other ,men. M-my wife loves my tending to the fields, you don't even contribute to society.
the bible wasn't translated into english until the mid 1500s under Henry VIII, and by then the peasantry was almost entirely free tenants who weren't indentured to lords. so there was no Prima Nocta or anything like that going on anymore. the peasants got paid to work and could quit and move elsewhere if they wished.
otherwise 10/10 i kek'd
English you say? Tis is a great reformation our lord henry allows such joys readable by us plebs, that reminds me his majesty sent a missive repossessing all ecclesiastical lands. Welp, I'll be seeing you in the fields from now on cathcuck
>tending to your fields is your major concern
>while Sir Chad's thunderphallus makes her maidenhood burn
>>1415419
He could be one of the guys working under John Wycliffe.
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>no one posted this in response
do you even meme bro?
>>1415377
>Potatoes
>in the Medieval period
Idiot.
>>1415341
>monks were le medieval NEETs
I want this retarded meme to end
>>1415407
this my thoughts exactly
>>1415341
>Implying my wife isn't it in the field with me
Ah've seventeen mahr acres t' till afore dusk. Who do ye think'll be helpin with tha? Me woman's no high born lady afeared o dirt, she be out thar puttin a crop inna ground ya daft sissy cunt
>At least I can go down to the brothel and fuck a girl before getting pillaged you hopeless virign.
>>1415407
>the bible wasn't translated into english until the mid 1500s
Wycliffe finished in 1383
>>1415400
yeah i'm sure your wife knows a lot about seed
>>1415419
wasn't christianity taught orally since the majority of peasants were illiterate?
>>1416413
>implying monks weren't notorious womanizers
>>1416378
Seriously. Ora et labora is as far as NEET live as it gets.
Frogposters could use some actual monasticism life, I'm sure cleaning bathrooms will be very enlightening.
>>1416501
The Bible (and the printing press) is how literacy was spread to entire peoples to begin with, and its translations instrumental in shaping the languages.
There was a pocket-sized edition of the King James New Testament that became the "killer app" of its day, James I went out of his way to make sure all who could afford it could get a copy.
>march across the whole of europe
>mfw killed by saracen
>>1416378
Neet seems to think of themselves as the morally highstanding ofvour time.
Hence the connection between people spending their lives working and fasting and those watching anime becomes clear.
>>1416508
Monks are educating themselves and working their whole life, NEETs and monks are polar opposites
>>1416378
They literally were, fuck off Catholic apologist.
>>1416822
>NEET
>Not in Education, Employment, or Training
>monks actually toiled like motherfuckers and were constantly educating themselves, being the most literate and knowledgeable people of their era
You're stupid as fuck.
>>1416828
>monks actually toiled like motherfuckers and were constantly educating themselves, being the most literate and knowledgeable people of their era
>This is what Catholics actually believe
>>1416853
But it's true?
>>1416853
Not him but if you simply knew how to read and write you were better educated than 90% of population.
>>1416853
Except I'm actually Lutheran, I'm just not a historically illiterate retard.
>>1416856
>>1416857
>>1416866
For a second I thought people on /his/ knew something about history.
>>1416873
Is this supposed to be bait? I can't tell anymore
>>1416873
Oh so you were just baiting, carry on.
>>1415341
>The Lord of the Manor just took his lawful right on your maiden wife
No evidence whatsoever of this being practiced. Not even one example.
>>1416891
You have presented no counterargument whatsoever and are just greentexting and mocking other posters, so yeah nothing but bait and shitposting.
>>1416891
>>1416896
See >>1415388
The amount of absolute horseshit people still believe about the Middle Ages thanks to the Englightement smear campaign is pretty astonishing, honestly.
>All nobles were inbred
>Prima Nocta
>Everyone was dirty and smelly and nobody ever washed
>Everyone believed the Earth was flat
>Inquisition killed six gorillion people because they liked science and reason
>>1416918
The funny thing is that inquisition was more of a thing in Renaissance and early modern history.
>>1416918
Two of those are true.
>>1416937
None of those things are true.
>>1416937
Which ones?
>All nobles were inbred
The nobility was on average far more outbred than peasantry. You have some outliers like the Spanish Habsburgs (which wasn't even Middle Ages but Early Moden Period)
>Prima Nocta
Literally an Enlightement meme, "If you support the aristocracy you are a cuck": the argument
>Everyone was dirty and smelly and nobody ever washed
Hygienic standards were on average higher than the Early Modern Period and even the Enlightement period, ironically.
>Everyone believed the Earth was flat
Which is why the world was depicted as Globus Cruciger and why Atlantic countries wanted to get to India via western route, right.
>Inquisition killed six gorillion people because they liked science and reason
The highest Inquisition death estimate is around 5000 people, out of around 50 000 people who were tried.
NEET here. That NEETs only play anime all day is not true, this is a small majority. It is propaganda on behalf of cooperations to keep wageslavery alive.
I personally know a lot of NEETs working on art and science. We usually meet in the park when we are out flanuering.
I myself am currently working with two other NEETs on an evolutionary theory that combines complexity science and pure mathematics into something grand. It is a theory that will surely rival Darwin and will cause a major paradigm shift.
Also pic related. Not necessary NEETs but evidence that it are hobbyist who contribute to our world.
>>1416982
>I personally know a lot of NEETs working
Then they aren't NEETs really.
>do trade in england
>french king pisses the english off
>all my goods get confiscated
>>1416983
>implying you need to be employed to work
>>1417042
I said monks worked a ton and were the most learned people of their age to which you replied with a shitty greentext and nothing else. Go back to /b/.
>>1416983
Working =/= employed
The modern day stifles individual scholarship and overall is harmful to pursuits of human conditions that lead to healthy lifestyles, especially in america where the saying "you live to work" is mostly true.
I have been unable to pursue many academic exploits due to employment sapping all my energy and time away. However now that I am employerless again I have been making slow, but sure progress.
>>1417243
So a freelance businessman working as a taxi driver or something is a NEET because he has no employer?
>>1416366
I think that's part of the meme, anon.
>>1416982
What things do you publish?
>>1416853
>>1416873
>>1417243
Self-employed aren't NEETs.
>>1416982
>I myself am currently working with two other NEETs on an evolutionary theory that combines complexity science and pure mathematics into something grand. It is a theory that will surely rival Darwin and will cause a major paradigm shift.
In other words, you're working on an idiotic, incoherent, not-even-wrong mess that looks smart to you because you're not in regular contact with the scientific community and have no idea how science actually works.
>>1416903
>Im an atheist and secular humanist
Oh god.
>>1416981
Mister why do they it the ''''''Enlightenment'''''' when it spread lies? Suppressed knowledge, one might say.
