Are we really sure that Hitler is dead?
Yes. He was alive until a couple of years though. He died of old age somewhere in South America.
>>1411927
are we sure he was ever really alive?
>>1411936
this is the one that separates the true geniuses from the casuals
All I can say is that the skull the kgb claimed was his actually turned out to belong to a woman.
>>1411956
He was actually a transwoman? Shocking story.
>>1411956
Mark Benecke compared his alleged teeth with a radiograph of hitlers personal dentist and came to the conclusion that they were indeed hitlers teeth
He's probably dead now, no one knows where he went after the war though.
>>1411927
Yes, he shot himself lol
>>1412488
lol
>>1412467
>able to allegedly systematically exterminate millions without the rest of the world noticing
>unable to forge dental records in an age with shitty technology
Topkek
>>1412488
LOL
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He died a few years ago in south America
the whole suicide thing was as much bullshit as us "killing" osama and throwing his body in the ocean. These are just cover stories
>>1411927
They say he was known as Father Krespi and he died in Argentina.
But what do I know, this is a satire board specializing in Empty Beer Can Restoration.
>>1412488
lool! lmao
Yes, he's 127 years old alive and living in Bhutan milking moutain goats.
Wasn't he 100% sure he was going to win the war until the end?
Wasn't he being miss informed by his genrals or at least being updated with a softer version of reality?
Did he always had an escape plan in case Germany lost the war? Or did he come up with one months before the end of the war?
Did he flee to south america months before the red army reached Berlin and was replaced with an actor?
If not, how could he have done it in those last days, being completely sorrounded?
>>1411927
Why does Hitler looks so downright Mediterranean or Balkanic? He really doesn't have a look typical for Germans, much less the Nordic ideal the nazis loved.
>>1414122
This only gives more credit to his cause desu
>>1411936
fuck
>>1411936
damn
>>1411927
I can really see why he went with the look he went with, he really does look like some Jewish commie in most of the alternatives
>>1414122
That's what Germans look like.
>>1414122
because he wasn't German he was Austrian. He was actually Nordic when he was a young man though
I'm sure he's not alive now. I mean, he looked middle aged during WWII and from what I've heard was into heavy stimulants or something so I don't see him living another seventy years after that.
I could see him dying in like the seventies or eighties. If he was lucky he could have chuckled at the Buenos noches mein fuhrer bit in the Simpsons.
>>1414122
Germans aren't the blonde haired Nordic ideal you might be imagining. In fact that was one of Hitler's complaints.
>>1414878
I'm not even talking about hair color but more like facial structure. Someone with Hitler's face wouldn't look out of place in Croatia or Serbia.
>>1411936
What did he mean by this?
>>1411936
How Can Hitler Be Dead If He Was Never Alive To Begin With?
