>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"HOLD IT! See that guy saluting himself? That's me! You're probably wondering how I got here! Leader of the third reich? Crusher of international Jewry? Facial fashion trendsetter? Trust me, it's a long story! Lemme start from the beginning!"
>*rewinding noise and flashing of images including crystalnacht and wheelbarrows filled with deutschmarks*
>*Camera swooping through the trenches amid scenes of soldiers passing the time*
>"See dat fat dog faced guy? Dat's Churchill! You'll see him later, believe me!"
>*camera moves through the trenches extremely quickly before slowing down and another soldier is shown in slow motion reading*
>"See that intense guy? He's Witty, the greatest philosopher of the 20th century! He's fighting for the good guys, like me! Real romantic, huh!"
>"What, you say World War 1 never happened like this? We were never all on the same batlefield? Geez, it's a long story, lemme spruce it up a li'l, capiche?"
>>1407196
>But let me start at the very beginning...
>*zooms out of the map and zooms in over Braunau*
>"Yep, that´s where I came from. Pretty lame, right? But wait, it gets worse!"
Autism is no joke.
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP
>it ain't me starts playing
>lili marlene starts playing
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>it all started when I was young litlle boy in small Austrian viligie
>teenage wasteland starts playing
>Mom, Dad, I've finally been accepted into art school!
>Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! Our little boy finally was accepted!
>This is the happiest day of my life. I'm proud of you,
>Heinrich
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>You probably thought that was me, huh? No, this story doesn't start off so happy.
We /tv/ now
What is this a reference to? Is it an American thing? I don't understand.
>>1407794
It's a cinéma trope
>>1407815
It's actually "Un Trope de Kinomatographié"
>>1407419
>it all started when I was young litlle boy in small Austrian viligie
"I was born in a small village..."
>>1407794
Pretty much every movie in the early 2000s/very late 90's had some "cool loser" protagonist narrating his story. They usually started in media res and then a record scratch played before they reminded it to the beginning. Very common in high school movies where corny rock songs would play as the title was displayed.
>>1407759
>Fast Forward
>See that handsome guy in the nice uniform?
>"Congratulations on your recall Hindenberg."
>Yeaaaah, that's not me.
>"Adolf, I need you to polish my boots."
>"Right away sir!"
>Not the best of life here.
>>1407196
>Facial fashion trendsetter
hitlerstache was popular before hitler tried it. if anything he is a trendkiller
>>1407196
my house!!! not my precious house!!!!
>>1407196
>Churchill
>In a trench
This thread is shit
Lame OP
Someone post the original Julius Caesar painting one
>>1407196
Why the fuck do these threads exist? This is fucking reddit-tier.
