/his/ humor thread
>inb4 "A Brief History of Germany"
>>1375731
kek
>>1375728
>>1375579
>>1375729
>>1375874
>>1375728
Totally sick loop-da-loop is the only awnser and I don't even consider myself an hedonist.
>>1375770
I pull it to the right, obviously.
>>1375579
sadly very accurate, there really should be a seperate religion board, sick and tired of them invading history threads and rejecting not only sources but surveys, archaelogical reports etc due to "demonic/atheist academia always lies" logic.
watch how a post mocking christianity is posted and this thread turns into a shitfest.
Does anyone have that spongebob HRE comic with Patrick and Man Ray?
>>1375972
That's your main complaint with this board? Not the racism, the current events threads, bait, or the /pol/ outside of /pol/? It's religious people?
>>1375770
I actually like All stars.
Animoo faggots can just suck on their loli pops.
>>1375770
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>>1375874
>>1375729
Stalin was a manlet though
>>1375579
Can someone post the screencap explaining that everyone from all branches of philosophy thinks Rousseau is retarded?
>>1375770
All-Star, who wouldn't choose that?
>>1375729
>>1376478
>>1376038
>racism
A history board should view history through a contemporary lens, not a modern one.
>>1376563
It's him but the photo is heavily doctored. In the original, his face is really heavily pockmarked
>>1376566
Stirner was right.. Also nice dubs.
>>1376567
Well, he looks different here, ears are rounder in this one.
>>1376593
Forgot pic related
>>1375606
>>1375579
>>1375972
Religion is one of the most powerful driving forces behind human history though.
>>1376727
Religious anthropology and theology are very different subjects.
>>1376720
Kill yourself vatnik
>>1376038
>"fuck those subhuman niggers" is not a modern racist lens
>>1375579
Is that why there are so many stupid "philosophical" threads, usually with the glasses spook guy?
>>1376520
This is actually pretty close to non-Wahhabist theology regarding jihad
>>1376845
more like this
>>1376851
>>1376854
>>1376869
>Literally trying to Evolve to be the "Old Ones"
and for our next trick we will create a group-think reality bending race of mutants called Korks.
>>1376861
tfw you will never be a white officer leading black troops
>>1376887
Vast majority of the army was white voulenteer until conscription.
There were plenty of black officers, but it was pretty much too late in the war to fill in positions.
Rhodesian officers rarely died.
>>1376720
This isn't even right if it's implying Soviets used human wave.
>>1375770
Well, the anime song has a degree of randomness to it, therefore i'm not really responsible for what it chooses to play because I didn't choose that exact song. So that seems like the answer
>>1376720
>>1376933
Of course not. It's implying they used Compsagnathus wave you dolt
>>1368965
This whole thread
>>1376962
excellent
>>1375770
SOME
>>1377072
BODY
>>1377074
ONCE
>>1377078
KINGS
>>1377081
AND
SHREK
I HAVE AUTISM
>>1377094
EUPHAMISM
>>1377097
FOR
>>1377106
AINT
IT
>>1376595
>not giving kurdistan (the middle east's only direct democracy) to israel (the middle east's only representative democracy)
>also not giving the homeland of the irani and bukhari jews to israel
>>1377137
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>1376705
Kek saved for future use
>>1376885
>>1376740
Nonsense, racism and xenophobia echo across eternity, and everyone's a little bit racist in their own little way
>>1376825
Tell me more.
>>1376038
>muh racism
Lmao go back to your safe space you whiny little cunt
>>1376478
the french flag should be on the ottoman side
>>1375770
Does this mean Shrek is not anime?
>>1375729
>>1375728
>>1375729
death is the solution to all problems, no man no problem
This one is pretty funny
>>1375579
/pol/ is actually better for discussions though
>>1377739
someon bost the nietzsche version
>>1377750
i mean freud
>>1375924
>>1376847
That's neither true or funny
>>1377499
"Jihad" doesn't literally mean holy war. It refers to any kind of struggle perceived to be righteous. In a theological context, the lesser Jihad is spreading Islam through aggressive warfare. The greater Jihad is promoting Islamic devotion within the existing Muslim community. The greater Jihad is meant to be fought by and against one's own self, as humans are fallible. Calling oneself a Muslim has traditionally been considered less important than living a Muslim life of piety, charity, chastity, and temperance.
Muhammad, like most religious leaders, didn't just want a ton of in-name-only Muslims in conquered territories. This is why he allowed Christians and Jews to keep their faith and tried (largely in vain) to prohibit forced conversion.
>>1376854
I don't understand this at all
Referencing Jewish theology?
>>1377811
no, gnosticism/neoplatonism.
>>1376861
Why can't white supremacists make their own memes?
>>1377842
>Implying /pol/ isn't a massive source of memes
>>1377744
why is this allowed?
>>1377842
/pol/ has made more memes than you even know exist, peasant
>>1377883
>/pol/
>Wears a fedora
Of course.
>>1377883
>this is what pol actually believes
>>1377890
>>1377893
Ugh, why are you oppressing my people you shitlords?
>>1376861
Why is Rhodesia such a meme?
>>1375729
isn't this the serb that killed franz ferdinand?
>>1377890
>he doesn't know that isn't technically /pol/'s logo, but a relic from a dead board
Hello, newfag
>>1377896
weak meme /pol/friend, /his/ is for transcendent, erudite memes. Your pleb memes can go back where they came from (/int/ probably)
>>1377908
yoooo that's a young stalin, the serb that killed Franky is called Gavrilo Princip
>>1376478
got fucking damn it luther
>>1377901
Succesful African country that tried to decolonize on its own and was headed by white people, but never had a chance to shine and was crushed by external forces - trade embargo and communist nationalists who fucked up everything.
P.S. "fucking english pig-dogs"
>>1376734
they're all humanities
>>1377735
MYSIDES
>>1376855
how's this even funny
>>1377883
This is still just 19th century propaganda traced over
>>1377912
>He's going off on irrelevant tangents to prove what a le oldfig he is.
>>1375874
I never understood the "template" for this meme. Somebody care to explain?
>>1377942
It's a few pictures of Zach Efron shrugging and looking smug with a caption to the effect of "when your parents ask where all the pies went".
>>1377915
Why treat poor refugees in that way? We deserve to be as intellectual as you, where is our IQ redistribution?
>>1377915
>transcendent, erudite memes
>le we wuz xDD
> le smug french philosopher xDDD
>le every other meme stolen from /vg/, /int/ or /lt/
Nice memes you got there
>>1377940
>doesn't know shit about board culture
>s-stop going on i-irelevant tangents or I-I'll tell my redditor friends
>>1377987
What the hell is happening at the end?
>>1378004
Reality.
>>1377987
It lacks part three: memetic boogaloo.
>>1377987
I cringed
>>1375784
kek
>>1378045
Anyone got suleiman the magnificent memes?
>>1378045
>>1378050
>>1377963
That's just lesser jihad
>>1376720
Where is China???
Implying it was mostly the USSR winning the war is hilariously ignorant.
>>1378324
>China
>more relevant than USSR ft. US lend-lease
>>1378329
Read a book brother
You would be astounded how much everyone else contributed to the war.
>>1375770
my sides have left the galaxy, the image of All-Star blasting while these people get run over is hilarious
>>1377735
>my hand is sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>>1377927
Remember when you discovered /b/?
PUBLIC WARNING
--------------------------
In another /HIS/ meme thread some time ago there was this meme.
--Watch out !-- Speik did a Kami kaze deed. Just in sound translated in Dutch this means came cheese? Kwam kaas? Allright the intention wasn't this bad, the gunpowder is left out here.
>>1375884
not eating pork actually makes a fuckton of sense in the middle east, or at least did.
Pig tapeworms were way more common in midle eastern climate than they were in europe.
catch a tapeworm in like 2000bc or 600ad and youre fucked
>>1377927
It's pretty fun imo man. Maybe just take off the /pol/ bias for a second
>>1377090
So let's go let's splatter it all over the board. Don't worry, no man will experience anything bad in that sense. Though this autism as a fact will.
>>1378605
Belgium is a non-country
>>1377915
/his/ has reddit/tumblr-tier humour for the most part tbqh.
/pol/ has funnyjunk-tier humour sometimes though.
>>1377883
>Steals memes from /tv/
>Photoshop trump hats on people they like
Requesting that picture where one guy give another a ball and says this is mine, and the other guy changed the ball's color and said the same thing
>>1376478
Germans...
>>1377799
Mainly armed conflict against infidels.
>>1378329
Majority of Japanese deaths and GDP expenditure was in China.
>>1376869
>being alive
>wonder
Yeah no
If there is a demiurge he can go fuck himself
>>1375770
Some anime songs are better than smash mouth, but there are plenty of bad ones
I won't risk pulling the lever
>>1377963
No it doesn't. Lesser jihad is physical struggle, such as a "righteous" war or whatnot and the greater jihad is the struggle within oneself. This is literally in the Quran.
>>1378605
Belgium is not a country
>>1378637
It's also hard to raise pigs in the desert, since they need a lot of water and don't eat grass
>>1376869
But the suffering makes the joy all the sweeter when you finally experience it
>>1377525
Protestantism fucked France a lot too though.
>>1376595
Have memes gone too far?
if youi post gay shitty poland ball comics fucking kill yourself
>>1378635
I know all about Diocletian but I don't understand the cat with the cabbages. Can anyone explain?
>>1379353
I don't get it.
>>1377971
Voltaire smug memes came from /gsg/
>>1377765
Actually freud would be on the hobbes side
>>1379640
Invading Belgium caused the UK to join the war which was a very bad move on Germany's behalf
>>1376885
Should say
>SJWs try to argue
>>1379442
I don't know about the cat.
But about the cabbages... you know, Diocletian was an anomaly among emperors because he was one of the few (or the only?) to retire/abdicate. In correspondence, someone or other asked him, "why would you give up the throne?" From his retirement home in Split, he wrote back, "if you could see the awesome cabbages I've been growing, you'd understand."
>>1378637
Oh yeah, no pigs in the Middle East. They definitely were not domesticated there, and continue to be kept in large numbers by say the Egyptian Copts.
The spoiling/tapeworm/botulism theory is probably bullshit. Arbitrary rules are just a feature of religion, indeed I would argue a religion having arbitrary rules increases it's chance of success by reinforcing it's doctrine into adherents.
>>1377901
White supremacists.
>>1379840
I always assumed it was just another way for the Hebrews to differentiate themselves from the gentiles around them. Maybe some deep rooted insecurity since Yahweh was a Canaanite god at first.
>>1379840
>>1379971
It's kind of both. The whole point of the sacred is that it is "set apart," meaning ordinary rules cannot apply. Also, having distinctive rules and standards of ritual cleanness lets you know that "ah, this must be revealed by the divine." If you tell a bunch of people that they should pay their debts, probably shouldn't steal, and shouldn't kill people without cause, they'll just say, "yeah, no shit." There is no concept of good works or worship without some concept of doing something out of the ordinary.
>>1377471
NICE
>>1376136
Lel
>>1376436
Lol
>>1376478
>>1376855
>Täg
>>1376892
Kek
>>1375579
>>1376720
the italian donosaur is totally accurate keke
>>1375770
Well according to the Japanese literally any cartoon is anime. So it could be Western and not gay
>>1377874
You shouldn't be on a history board I'd you didn't know black colonial troops wore german uniform. You fucking weapon
>>1379785
>he has never seen the cat and hotdogs image
>>1377842
>>1379960
>WHYTE SUPREMACEES
>>1378605
Maybe you mean "kwam in kaas" as in he came in cheese
discuss
>>1377915
/his/ literally steals all of its memes from /int/
>>1380872
amusing
>>1377874
Aren't /pol/ fags always desperate to prove Nazis weren't racist by posting their nonwhite soldiers?
>>1381007
Why on earth would a racist care about whether someone was racist?
>>1376720
>french
>>1379840
It was because pigs had hooves yet would eat meat, offending the Jews' autistic worldview.
>>1375606
>Butt nose
Charles the Great confirmed French
>>1381321
Don't you mean "Karl der Große confirmed French."
>>1381328
Don't you mean "Big Boy Charlie confirmed French"?
>>1381273
>>1375729
this is not stalin
>>1378926
Yeah but that can be attributed to the fact the Chinese-Japanese war went on for like 10 years.
Until China started getting outside help they were also getting shit slapped by the Japs, although they did improve dramatically on their own after the first 3 years of war.
The volunteer pilots seriously helped China, not just for the direct combat patrols, but also because they taught the Chinese, who basically didn't know how to fly, how to fly.
>>1376851
tigers were bad desu senpai.
It's a /pol/ world, praise kek
>>1381273
Because they want to have their cake and eat it too.
>>1378605
Belgium is a non-country
>>1381263
Eternal anglo is eternal.
>>1380872
>marx
>represented by a bourgie gated community of rich homogeneous squids
That's gonna be a no from me, dog
>>1380153
literally half the soldiers on both sides are black or asian
>/his/toric accuracy
>>1381803
Please go outside
>>1376705
my fucking sides.. turk roasting will forever be one of my favourite things
>>1381996
LOL
>>1376855
nice umlaut on the 'tag'
>>1375728
This is solved through hedonistic calculus;The pain of five people simply outweighs any pleasure you could derive from a mere loop. Where you to increase the size of your loop you could eventually weigh the scale in favour... heck, if you add multiple loops while increasing their size you could add pleasure exponentially in contrast to the set amount of pain those people will endure.
>>1375770
Can the boombox play this instead ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWHB40N4pE
>>1380872
Spengler should be Benjamin
>>1379840
Yeah nigga, go and get trichinella from undercooked pig meat. We'll see how do you like that
>>1376038
You realise that you are on 4chan right?
Summer is real
>>1375874
>>1381996
What list is that pls
>>1376851
First 3 are actually true though.
>>1378884
can't live with 'em...
>>1378045
Word up.
https://youtu.be/pAjm_hxrJmM
>>1377744
>>1377874
>>1381982
>>1380153
>WW1 game filled with semi auto rifles, submachine guns, tanks that move at 30mp/h, zepplins that fly 200 feet above ground, Germans with shotguns, combined arms assault missions and NO French soldiers
>Someone sees a black/female soldier
>"HISTORICAL INACCURACY REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
>>1382372
that's it
can't live with 'em
The funniest posts on here are the ones that involve jokes about the Byzantine Empire being the Roman Empire. I mean, an empire which Rome wasn't even part of, being Roman? My sides!
>>1382427
For the last few centuries of the western empire's existence, Rome itself was considered a backwater moneysink and the important stuff happened in Ravenna and Mediolanum
>>1377744
I hope its a choice, that you can create your character, rather than forced.
.
>>1380872
>Schelling
upboat
>>1376845
>>1376851
>>1382552
I thought Pinochet was a fascist.
>>1382559
>I thought Pinochet was a fascist.
Only for poor people. He kissed the rich people's asses.
Poor people don't exist in the lolbertardian pair-a-dice.
>>1375874
