Right in the middle of some random ass primitive tribe with nothing but a survival knife, your memories and all the immunizes you'll need to survive. Humans are basic hunter gather tribes with primitive tools and huts but the women are kinda evolved and bangable.
What do?
>>1363903
Also post details
>>1363903
Die of tooth decay or maybe get killed by another tribe member.
>>1363903
Probably get raped a whole bunch. Try to implement my survival knowledge from years of hiking and camping. Get raped some more. Try to use blonde hair and green eyes to some advantage, but being unable to speak the language I'll get raped even more. Try to learn to fit into the society, try to help them with my knowledge of fishing and trapping techniques, but by then I'll already be raped to death.
Two things will probably happen
1.) They'll worship me as some sort of deity and throw their women at my dick
Or
2.) Regard me as some sort of evil creature and kill me on the spot out of fear
>>1363933
Dental care wouldn't even be that hard. All you'd have to do is find something like a pine leaf or moist a split twig in water and brush with it and use liquor as mouth wash.
>>1363903
Probably the first thing I'd do is kill every human who came in contact with my 11k-year-mutated pathogens.
Destroy humanity with my aids.
>hey guys there's a land across the ocean with a bunch of strange people in it and that's why I have dark skin and eyes and weird bone structure I swear I'm not an evil spirit please don't kill me
>>1363937
r u a qt gril
Die of the worst bloody diarrhea imaginable, i guess.
Our immune system is shit compared to their, combine this to traveler's diarrhea and the lack of medicines and you just die.
>>1363903
IfIWasingermany,fitin
Ifanywhereelse,assertmydominanceasagiant
>>1364148
I always forget that there are girls in this website.
>>1363933
People didn't have that much teeth problems before the invention of agriculture.
Gather the greatest warriors of each tribe in the valley, teach them to play basketball, then return to my time to finally defeat the harlem globetrotters
>>1363937
you don't need to go back in the past for that; i always had a knack to get blondes w/ green eyes, so i would rape you for free
>>1363933
Dental problems arrived only with agriculture. Our teeth evolved to cope with hunter-gatherer diet.
>>1363903
Make some cave paintings
Jews did 9/11
e=mc^2
c^2=a^2+b^2
Just mind fuck historians
>>1364508
The only correct answer to be quite honest with you family
>>1363903
I teach the women they ways of the Kama Sutra.
>>1363903
>Teleported in the middle of the tribe
Well seeing a strange dude appearing out of nowhere would definitely scare the hell out of the primitives, but their reaction is unknown.
They might be aggressive or peaceful, both with different types of behaviour.
>straight aggressive:
They just attack me to kill the invader/demon or to pillage my "fancy" clothes and gear. Communication isn't possible, scaring them off would be very hard being equipped just with a knife, the only solution is fight or flight.
>cautious aggressive:
They attack me, but not for killing me, they don't know who or what I am even if they recognise me as something similar to them, they want to capture me and know more about me. Possible actions are to fight/run for my own freedom or surrender to them and trying to get their trust progressively while I'm a captive.
>trusting peaceful:
They welcome me into their tribe as a bizarre guest, they want to know more about me and or my come has been seen as a good omen (but they don't see me as a god) communication is hard but will get better as I stay with them and integrate. There might be a possibility for me to get in charge and or teach them knowledge from the future.
>adoring peaceful:
My stunning appearence made them believe I am a god come to Earth, they will adore me and put me in charge. The manteinence of this status will be hard since to keep up the farse I'll need to do tricks with my superior knowledge but with lacking equipment.
About my physical condition in any scenario:
I'm a regular european (higher chance to be accepted in their tribe) guy from the early 21th century, my more rich and balanced diet made me stronger and tougher than their average but I'm not used to fighting and hunting, I have some survival skills from my camping/hiking experience, their mental skills are no match to my superior education. Centuries of human evolution made me more resilient to deseases, my flu could kill many of them.
>>1363903
i have no idea wtf to do after inventing a wheel
>>1363982
/thread
>>1364153
>Our immune system is shit compared to their
uh, no?
>>1364153
It would be the complete opposite m8. We are carriers and immune to hundreds of diseases and if somebody were to go back in time without a hazmat suit we would infect everyone and essentially cause a butterfly effect.
>>1364544
Retard.
Fruits and other vegetables were eaten since forever
>>1363903
i try to explain the benefits of collective housing, for example that not having to built a bunch of tiny ass huts over and over again but investing some group effort into building a larger shelter might be longterm beneficial in some obscure way
then i comit myself to the study of psychedelic herbs guided by the frendly local shaman
>>1365266
Found the leftist
>>1365266
>build collective housing
>fire happens
>you're eaten first as food starts running low
>everyone freezes to death during winter
Travel to Ukraine and learn Proto-Indo-European
>>1365237
But not bread, porridge or other cereal-based foods. They were the killers.
>>1365290
>a single family
>an entire tribe
A "house" would be solely used for sleeping outside of rainy weather. Do you consider this collective housing? Take note, this is an abnormally large hut.
>>1365237
>agriculture
>fruit
yeah, no. It is GRAINS that cause tooth wear, because you have to chew them so much and because they decay into sugars which feed the bacteria in your mouth.
Have a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m4pFKdOV68
>>1365309
They ate wild grain
>>1365319
In any notable amounts?
>>1365308
>>1365290
Just a nitpick but tribes didn't exist in the mesolithic, they only formed in response to the first settled societies, who could field far more manpower than any single clan could. Tribes are seen as incredibly primitive today, but they're actually quite a sophisticated social organization, with dedicated specialists, a warrior caste, and kings.
>>1363903
Man you guys are missing some seriously big pictures, here
>invent the chariot and the stirrup
We conquerors now
>teach them how to pasteurize milk
All you have to do is heat up the milk to just below the point of boiling, so that it kills all the bacteria, making milk safe to drink
>Build a wind mill
"Isn't this a heck of a lot easier than grinding millet by hand?"
>Build a kite
They'd think I was a god making shit fly
>Invent the fork
such a profoundly useful tool for shoveling food into your face
>Teach them basic hygiene
"Look! the majority of your tribe isn't dying of infection, any more!"
>Invent hang-gliders
Just to drive the point home that I'm a god
>>1363982
hmm, would even our common cold really be like a super spanish flu to people that far back?
>>1365333
>>invent the chariot and the stirrup
>We conquerors now
You realise you need animals to make effective use of chariots, right? You know how to domesticate horses? You have the time to breed them for generations until they're big enough to pull a chariot?
>teach them how to pasteurize milk
Literally useless since they have no domesticated cattle.
>Build a wind mill
Useless given that they don't have any cereal crops to grind. Also have fun building a windmill using mesolithic technology.
>>1365329
What's the group predating tribes then? In my opinion atleast, the Finnish word for tribe has a different connotation and would cover those small groups that existed before tribal societies.
>>1365333
Personally I'd go hunting for Limonite as well, teach them how to work metal, work on building a kantele, write things into stone and place them into burial grounds. Become Anon the Sage the Magic Smith, Great Forger. Or something along those lines atleast, unless I'm killed.
>>1365352
>You know how to domesticate horses? You have the time to breed them for generations until they're big enough to pull a chariot?
Moose chariots.
Considering that I'd be a lot taller than the tribespeople, would I be considered a demigod of some sort?
>>1363970
>use liquor as mouth wash
where the fuck are you going to find liquor?
>>1365407
eat fermented bugs.
>>1365383
no.
>>1365478
heh....eww...besides that's more wine than liquor...
I'd try to care for the sick as they all die from disease. I'd pass on basic sanitary knowledge such as handwashing and dressing wounds to the lone 2 or 3 survivors.
>>1365407
Its not that hard to make. You just need water, fruit and grains. Just keep fillings a sealed ceramic cup with water + fruit for 5 or 6ish days and mix it with the grains. The yeast fungus should continue to grow so long as they have access to a little air. You might have to experiment with different fruit tho because some fruit have different timelines for the yeast fungus to grow.
Once you have yeast just squeeze some fruit, throw yeast in there, airseal it and wait 2 - 4 weeks and you have 30% alcohol beer which should be enough to maintain your teeth..
>>1363933
>hunter gatherers
>having a problem with tooth decay
>>1363903
what them of the jews and the slavs.
>>1365383
>I'd be a lot taller than the tribespeople
Probably not.
>>1365532
*warn
>"invent" agriculture
>establish yourself as high-priest of Earth Goddess religion
>require 9 attendant 'muses'
>institute orgy festivals
etc
>>1365508
>ceramic
Hmmm
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>>1363903
I think judging from majority tribes now, I think they would be chilled and allow me to be with them.
Id help with the babies, hygiene, maybe make some tools for hunters, Id make some nice wooden figurines, Id paint.
Id probably take a role of shaman and enjoy a good protected life IF I play the cards right and not overdo the tricks to scare them.
In those times I think our folk were pretty rare so they'd welcome a helping hand.
But of course there were always violent tribes.
>>1365551
>"invent" agriculture
Why the fuck would they choose to start farming when they can live the relaxed life of a hunter-gatherer?
>>1365572
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “you have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied, “When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”
>>1365582
considering that most people died by 40 and the infant mortality was well over 75%, i would say yea we've made a vest improvement.
>>1365596
Those are european numbers not Native American. They died in droves because of plague essentially
>>1365542
I'm not the same Anon, but modern day diet is way richer (maybe too much) in nutrients than the one of the circa 9000 bc average man. Diet has a huge impact on our height and constitution, the 21th man would not "tower" on the primitive human but would be definitely taller.
>>1363903
Probably die, starve to death due to poor hunter/gathering skills or get tortured/murdered due to my flimsy small frame and puny size. Also east Asian looking so the dark eyes and black hair might, depending on the locals appearance, get me killed.
Being 5'4 and weighting 92 pounds, I won't last long unless the women folk take pity on me and feed me up.
>>1365642
how old are you mayne?
>>1365605
those are hunter gatherer society numbers
most likely die of ancient extinct diseases but not before I kill others with my own diseases
>>1365642
Everyone had dark hair in mesolithic Europe you utter fool
>>1365680
Retard, commit suicide.
>>1365596
I can deal with that. Living to ~40 in that world is acceptable to me
>>1365700
Based on recent genetic research carried out at three Japanese universities, the date of the genetic mutation that resulted in blond hair in Europe has been isolated to about 11,000 years ago during the last ice age.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond
>>1365708
you can still live that world in afghanistan
>>1365726
instead of trapping beaver, you herd goats.
no taxes, no debt, clean water, women did all the work.
instead of trap and hunt all day, you herd and hunt all day
nd you still get to fuck all night.
it's the same thing.
>>1365542
Hard for me to imagine everyone being 190+ back then
>>1365360
>What's the group predating tribes then?
Clans, or extended families.
>>1365562
>I think judging from majority tribes now, I think they would be chilled and allow me to be with them.
Literally what. No tribal group accepts outsiders, not now and not ever. A tribe is something you're born into, at best they would tolerate you living if you were helpful to them.
>>1365978
Yeah this. If we're talking that primitive they could beat you to death just because they're frustrated that another tribe stole their daughters a week earlier. You better make a dam good impression or at least bring some sort of offering.
>>1364508
/thread
>>1365596
>mah living till 40 meme
60-70s with a high infant mortality rate.
>>1365308
Looks comfy
>>1363903
warn them that their huts will be flooded come high tide
>>1363937
Please be in Doggerland.
>>1366188
avergae age was around 45 with a high mortality rate. 25% of population made it to 60.
the "meme" is real.
>>1365055
axle, pulley, elementary advancements in simple math
>>1366451
Kek
>>1366462
The question is why would you want to make it past that age.
>>1366486
cuz it's better to be alive than dead.
ask grandpa
>>1366492
I have. He's constantly complaining and talking about the moment he'll die. Almost seems like he's waiting for it.
>>1365348
It's not just virii, but also bacteria. We have hundreds of various types all over our bodies, like literal walking symbiotic pathogen zoos. Everywhere we touch, cough, even speak, we expel little organisms into the environment.
This is why it's so unreal to me when, even with appropriate atmosphere, scifi depicts humans just hanging out on alien planets. There would be "bugs" with such foreign proteins, any amount of exposure would very likely net some effect as leprosy, and as so, we to the new environment.
>>1366501
exactly. it's better to be alive than dead.
3 out of 4 grandparents lived to old age and they hunted, did housework, yardwork, etc. into their 80s and lived a good life even as elders.
don't fall for the just die at 60 meme. show some evolutionary drive for fucks sake.
or go live in afghanistan like i suggested to an anon earlier.
>>1366514
>show some evolutionary drive for fucks sake.
>>1366514
>>1366527
I think "evolutionary drive" is an interesting subject, but for another topic. It's like, a thing evolving becomes aware of its evolution, but then, while naturally in the process of evolution, believes "thing" can advance in an evolutionary manner independent of the natural order. I don't think one does actually do that, I think it's circular reasoning and a self-inflicted mindfuck.
Die of disease/starvation but probably kill early humanity with my viruses and bacteria
It's a lose lose OP
>>1363933
>this is the average amount of knowledge /his/ posters have on Mesolithic europe
>>1365640
19th century Plains Indians and 20th century Dinka people (before sedentarization and the famines) were in fact taller than most 21st century populations, including their own modern descendants. The Dinka in particular reached an impressive 183 cm average height, while the Cheyennes were 176 cm.
>>1366678
then go ahead and die at 7 or survive and have your children feed you porridge at age 58 beacuse your teeth fell out and you have a crippled arm from falling out of a tree trying to forage for food.
ill take living an extra 20 years of quality life before my children do that at 78 instead of 58. but go ahead, keep jumping on the "life was better back then" meme
>>1367160
Seriously.
I'm not the guy you were talking too but I totally agree that the noble savage meme needs to die. There's absolutely nothing stopping people from moving out into the wilderness and living the way that hunter-gatherers lived but far superior due to modern hunting techniques and equipment. They could live in a cabin in the Canadian wilderness, run with the bushmen of sub-Saharan Africa, or live among the tribes of Papua New Guinea.
But as it turns out, people are willing to accept a life of drudgery if it means stability, predictability, and to give their children a better chance for success. I see people talking about the "oh 40 is just a mean number" like it's no big deal to watch most of your children perish before their 5th birthday.
>>1365978
>no tribal group accepts outsiders
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Nigger are you serious? Adoption was all over the place
>>1363903
There is no 9000 BC, retard. The earth is like 6800 years old TOPS.
>>1366731
But here we're talking about 9000 bc europeans
>>1363903
I'll probably get gang raped.
They were savages after all
>>1368061
>Adoption was all over the place
For women and children. For a man it was 50/50 you'd get beaten to death since loners were seen as strangers and social rejects that only wanted to fuck your women.
>>1363903
I'm quite sick right now, so I think I just accidentally wiped out prehistoric man.
>>1365978
Werent there lots of examples of indians taking early settlers into their tribes
>>1369098
A lot of that had to do with the fact whites already established and lived around them for awhile, they thought they thought they were attractive
>>1363903
>primitive
What do you have that you made?
no such thing as primitive only advantaged.
>>1363903
if I only have a knife then what's the point of this thread? As an outsider you probably won't find a tribe and I doubt many here know how to hunt so we're all dead
If I had my gadgets then I could hope to come off as a god or at least get a quick death by club as opposed to starving
>>1365978
>Literally what. No tribal group accepts outsiders, not now and not ever.
Are you nuts? They do all the time, how do you think they stop inbreeding? Why do you think marriage and dowrys developed?
>Oh yeah you can join our tribe but give us loads of shit and make it official through marriage
>>1367160
Quit meming. People didnt start losing their death until the industrial revolution when sugary food and bread was the staple. You don't need to clean your teeth on a primitive man diet.
>>1369200
they'd accept an outsider if they know for a fact he's from some other tribe but if you're a weirdo loner they must think you're sick or kicked out of the tribe for some reason
for all the amateur dentists ITT
There is a long history of dental caries. Over a million years ago, hominids such as Australopithecus suffered from cavities.[123] The largest increases in the prevalence of caries have been associated with dietary changes.[123][124] Archaeological evidence shows that tooth decay is an ancient disease dating far into prehistory. Skulls dating from a million years ago through the neolithic period show signs of caries, including those from the Paleolithic and Mesolithic ages.[125]
>>1364508
Toppest kek
>>1364562
Not cave paintings, but carve them to stone tablets for better longevity
>>1364533
You are almost certainly a virgin
>>1363903
Will I be cured of muh psoriasis? no? well then I'll just an hero. (thanks for the knife bro; makes it a lot easier)
>>1365308
>A "house" would be solely used for sleeping outside of rainy weather.
No, it would also be used to store your property.
Its a warehouse and a bedroom.
>>1365317
Here is a whole youtube channel dedicated to prehistoric tech.
This particular video is on topic, as it is doing something more modern design wise in a prehistoric tech level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
>>1363903
I'm allergic to a bunch of shit, but then again maybe being away from city pollution will help since it's mostly respiratory shit.
>>1365605
Consider what the natives of the amazon go through.
How would one go and invent metal tools from scratch? Iron ore from swamps?
>>1369442
I think that's literally 1 out of the 2 ways to do it. Unless you're willing to go into a pitch dark cave and smash rocks together until you extract some ore.
>>1365503
Kill yourself.
>pre late 20th century women
>bangable
they had hairy cunts and looked like downies
>>1365308
lots of savage tribes had longhouses, for example dayaks and vikings
>>1363903
Tell them about Christianity, Greek Rationalism, and Norse and Spartan Warrior culture.
>teach them grappling and martial arts
High-school wrestling and a few tae kwon do classes.
>Apply modern special operations training techniques
Turn these guys into ancient Navy Seals.
>build economy based upon fishing and hunting.
>develop ship building techniques
>teach them the ideas of Plato and Aristotle
>Aquinas and Kant
>possibly Nietzsche and Sartre
>leave out Marx, Hegel, etc.
>teach them Norse Sagas and Anglo-Saxon tales like Beowulf, St. Olaf, etc.
>teach them Bible stories and the like
>tell them about knights and heroes
>give them lessons to live by
All of this assuming I can communicate with them.
I would probably stay single and become the tribe's resident wizard, for both ironic and unironic reasons.
I might have a side girl.
>recite the story of the war of the ring as their mythology
>>1365383
Hi /fit/
>>1371477
How would they even be able to lightly grasp these concepts? Also no need to make them NAVY seals types because living outside, enduring the weather and being robust like an animal was natural for society.
>>1371477
>Tell them about Christianity
Why would you deliberately misguide them?
>>1371661
Because they'll probably club you for trying to preach there is no god as the very convept is unsettling and they'll be vulernable to worship the next guy claiming to be god. Also Christianity would at somewhat install western values.
>>1371477
>teach them grappling and martial arts
>Apply modern special operations training techniques
Why would they spend time on that and not on gathering food and other useful things ?
>build economy based upon fishing and hunting.
There is no economy without other tribes to trade with.
Even then, you need money. Exchange won't build any economy. And go explain to them why they should use coins.
>develop ship building techniques
Do you know how to do that ?
>>1371477
>Tell them about Christianity
"Hey so 9,000 years from now some guy from a distance farther than any of you have ever traveled will claim to be the son of the only deity that exists and will perform some neat magical stuff before being nailed to a tree by the local chief's warriors."
>>1366492
I don't know, man. I'm only 24, and it seems like this shit is taking a bit too long. I'd take the short tribal life any day.
>>1364726
>, my more rich and balanced diet made me stronger and tougher than their average
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
you couldn't possibly think this
>>1373212
I understand you.
Make two drummers
>>1363903
Strange nobody mentioned it, but I would teach them to transform their voices in characters. They will shit brick for sure.
I would use our alphabet, and write with paint. And the tales will be written on stone !
>>1365969
Actually, it's a band. But it really depends on what classification system you adhere to
The big problem is that i couldn't understand their language. So i would have to wave my hands like a retard and offer them berries or some shit, as a sign of peace. IIRC people were very short in this era, so i would look comparatively big. Who would kill a big guy offering berries? Then i would have to spend a lot of time working with the tribe, and learning their language. Try to find metal, and try to domesticate animals. If everything works out, i might even have a go at making an alphabet for the their language.
>>1373671
Height is vital while fighting, and being eight inches taller than ooga does matter. Being fat/unhealthy would counteract this, however.
>>1374065
Ooga weights 400 pounds and has arms the size of tree trunks.
Ooga is a fat bastard.
>>1363937
Btw the way, I'm a gril tehehe xd
>>1363903
Were women bangable back then?
>>1372242
>You need money
Fuck off.
>>1363937
I'd rape you if we both were in 9000BC <3
> they search my body looking for tribal tattoo
> don´t find any
> they kill me and maybe eat me
>>1374666
Yeh, everyone looked like the way you'd imagine humans today 11k ya. What was conventionally hot, though, probably involved the physicality of procreating, rather than lithe, tawny swimsuit bodies, but those would have existed, too, maybe thinking they were butt ugly, and you could get your game on.
Is the movie Clan of the Cave Bear a good representation of 11,000 years ago?
>>1375665
This looks like southern Alabama or Mississippi today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Lrmw8m7CY
>>1375665
nah, it´s entertainment
read pic related
>>1375686
That's like Quest for Fire, though. There weren't such disparate sub-breeds of human 11,000 years ago.
>>1371661
>>Why would you deliberately misguide them?
>implying Western Christendom is misguided
>implying Christendom wasn't the height of intellectual, social, scientific, and political life
The High Middle Ages were the greatest time period ever.
Kys untermensch.
>>1371540
True.
>>1372242
I would teach the young while the older men went off to fight. When the next generation came of age they would raid others for their sustenance.
We would maintain a corps of slaves who hunt and gather for us.
I would also try and make women hunters as well, so the men can focus on fighting.
The men will retain their ability to hunt, rest assured.
The economy is tribalistic and based upon self sufficiency and charity.
>need money for an economy
Maybe economy was a bad word.
I would say a system of provision where the emphasis is on self sufficiency and charity.
However I would argue that barter economics could apply nicely in this scenario.
I do know how to build ships.
The problem would be creating ships that could accommodate the tools and materials, thus the need for developing the skill further.
>>1372730
more like.
"The world is full of pain and suffering, we need a savior, surrender your life to this savior and you shall be guided by the sky father. He will lead you to green pastures where the land is ever green. Fight hard, pray harder, live well and you shall find glory in serving the almighty in the City of plenty when death comes for you."
Do you know how dumb you sound?
>>1375758
>We would maintain a corps of slaves who hunt and gather for us.
This would be ideal for small groups.
I would split our tribe into smaller tribes that have leaders and these leaders meet at a sacred place and hold a council to determine what action must be taken and settle legal disputes.
It would be like if the Spartans were semi-intelligent about dealing with Helots.
>>1375758
>I would teach the young while the older men went off to fight. When the next generation came of age they would raid others for their sustenance.
>We would maintain a corps of slaves who hunt and gather for us.
Very nice. I'm sure Jesus would approve.
>>1375773
these tribal leaders might lead to a more democratic system.
However when I give them a system of writing I shall write in their first and foremost documents that they are Christian democracy and their theology can not be changed or disputed without a unanimous vote.
These votes on important matters can only take place during times of war, why war?
War forces people to unify.
What better time to hash things out than when you both have a common goal, interest, and belief?
>>1375774
>Very nice. I'm sure Jesus would approve.
Don't you have an MLP convention to be at?
Don't mind me, just the fucking Ubermensch structuring society as I see fit.
>>1363937
Your hair and eye color could be a disadvantage if you roll up on the wrong crowd who thinks you're cursed in some fashion because of it.
>>1375773
>I would split our tribe into smaller tribes that have leaders and these leaders meet at a sacred place and hold a council to determine what action must be taken and settle legal disputes.
You've just precisely describe the ancient Sardinians.
The tribes met in large sanctuaries where they did a sort of pilgrimage, every settlement had a so called reunion/parliament building, basically a very large stone hut with seats positioned all over its circumference and usually a stone totem represting a Nuraghe in the centre.
>>1376366
Or if you met niggers, even to this day they kill albinoes because their flesh is said to protect from evil spirits
the last two panels is how it would turn out
>>1365080
are you completely mentally retarded?
do you know how many immunizations and vaccines are given to people these days?
>>1374065
ooga isn't a neckbeard virgin that sits in his moms basement playing steam games, anon.
ooga spends 8-12 hours of his waking day building homes, hunting animals, building tools with his bare hands.
ooga could probably crush your skull with his hands.
>>1369314
>hunter gatherer tribe
>property
>warehouse
???
what the fuck are they going to store?
I'm 6'2 and reasonably cut.
They may either be intimidated and try to attack me.
Best case scenario is that I live out the rest of my life not being able to communicate and simply just picking berries or hunting so that my new kinsmen can eat.
>>1369246
epicly burned XD
>>1363903
bumping interesting thread
