Will she ever die?
My dad legitimately believes that she will live to be 130
dont know but i hope so tbqh
No. She will use Pagan Anglican witch magic to become immortal.
God save the Queen.
She will when I rape her and shit on her face.
>>1314672
this is why we need flags
>>1314666
first post best post
>>1314660
Eventually.
Meanwhile, let's enjoy the corgis.
>>1314666
Devil trips do not lie. The queen will outlive me ayyy lmao.
>>1314660
Of course not. That's Queen Elizabeth II
>>1314660
>The Queen is immortal
It must be.. The ancient prophecies have become true! King Arthur has returned!
>>1314771
Reminder that King Arthur is supposed to kill all the English people.
The phrase "Long Live the Queen" is actually a ritual of Anglican black magic. The more often people say it, the stronger she gets.
>>1314660
She lives by sucking the souls of childrens.
>>1314781
Look at the first post.
>yfw you will die in the Queen's lifetime
>>1314660
She will guide us through the wrap
>>1314668
t. hugh mcdonald
>>1314717
Do the Corgis ever die?
They seem to follow her for decades.
Are they like the Persian Immortals in that when a Corg keels over, another takes his place?
>>1314660
Thank you for this thread /his/
>>1314666
At this rate I'm willing to take him up on that.
>>1315016
she has had around 30 corgis in her lifetime if I recall correctly.
I suppose when they die they just get replaced
>>1314660
no they are called the eternal anglos for a reason
>>1314660
Lizard people can't die.
Hopefully soon
>>1314666
my dad has been telling me forever she'll live to be over 120
t. Canadian
Everytime she feels under the weather someone whispers in her ear the words "King Charles" and she perks right up.
>>1316300
I think they have a guy for that.
Is it true that when (if) she dies, literally everyone stops working for weeks?
>>1316602
Yes
As per Islamic mourning traditions.
>>1314660
Only after Charles
Every decade a Welsh child is sacrificed to extend her majesty's life.
>>1316615
Charles will die before her
>>1314660
I think I might feel more pain through her passing than I would any member of my family.
>>1314660
Not unless we can stop her from feeding on the life force of corgis and banish her back to the land of the unseelie
>>1314660
She has a cat scan once a month, so maybe when she's 125.
>>1314660
she was bored 3 years before my grandmother. My grandmother is more active than most 80 year olds. Old Englanish money never dies
>>1317319
that is extremely pathetic
>>1317390
Nope.
>>1314660
It's ETERNAL anglo.
>>1314666
>checkd
>>1317890
They can change their name when they ascend to the throne?
sorry not familiar with royal history, always thought they just used their birth name
her mother lived to 101...
>>1314660
God willing, no.
