Hello /his/ I want to sound smart to the teachers, I need good quotes like pic related
I use them in my assignments
Give me your best friends!
>>1310572
Anschluss was a mistake
-Hitler
OP is a faggot
-Anonymous
>>1310572
How about this one.
Mark Twain is a goldmine for sounding witty
>>1310593
Top kek
“Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform. It is grotesque. ”
― U.G. Krishnamurti
>>1310678
this qoute is awful
Stirner was shit
>>1310754
>Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals
>people are very much similar from an anatomic view point
>they all have the same basic needs and feelings only the nuisances change
It's almost as if culture is a product of the natural way people are conditioned by nature to behave..
>>1310593
Truly a prophet
Made it myself
>>1311909
More OC
>>1310593
Fuck you Lincoln, I don't believe you!
>>1310572
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>>1310682
I fucking hate these quotes
>hur fuck stupid people look how much smarter I am than everybody
>>1310572
will post some Shakespeare
Let them come.
They come like sacrifices in their trim,
And to the fire-eyed maid of smoky war
All hot and bleeding will we offer them.
The mailèd Mars shall on his altar sit
Up to the ears in blood.
>>1312449
She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
— To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
>>1312453
Could great men thunder
As Jove himself does, Jove would ne'er be quiet,
For every pelting, petty officer
Would use his heaven for thunder;
Nothing but thunder! Merciful Heaven,
Thou rather with thy sharp and sulphurous bolt
Split'st the unwedgeable and gnarled oak
Than the soft myrtle: but man, proud man,
Drest in a little brief authority,
Most ignorant of what he's most assured,
His glassy essence, like an angry ape,
Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
As make the angels weep; who, with our spleens,
Would all themselves laugh mortal.
>>1312460
Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back,
Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,
A great-sized monster of ingratitudes:
Those scraps are good deeds past; which are devour'd
As fast as they are made, forgot as soon
As done
>>1312467
For Orpheus' lute was strung with poets' sinews,
Whose golden touch could soften steel and stones,
Make tigers tame and huge leviathans
Forsake unsounded deeps to dance on sands.
>>1312394
That's not what he's saying. He's saying a dumb person will beat a smart person in a dumb argument because smart people don't know how to deal with dumb tactics.
>>1312474
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd tow'rs, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve,
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on; and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.
>>1312485
These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which, as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey
Is loathsome in his own deliciousness
And in the taste confounds the appetite.
>>1312492
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
>>1312496
Within the hollow crown
That rounds the mortal temples of a king,
Keeps Death his court; and there the antic sits,
Scoffing his state and grinning at his pomp.
>>1312499
Brief as the lightning in the collied night,
That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and earth,
And ere a man hath power to say 'Behold!'
The jaws of darkness do devour it up:
So quick bright things come to confusion.
>>1310756
That quote hits the nail perfectly, and you are a moralist, self hating faggot.
>>1312507
O, now doth Death line his dead chaps with steel;
The swords of soldiers are his teeth, his fangs;
And now he feasts, mousing the flesh of men,
In undetermined differences of kings.
>>1311909
>be antisemitic
>look like a rat
>>1310572
"England was a mistake"
-Alfred the Great
>>1312479
That's because you can't deal with dumb tactics, the entire problem with arguing with a stupid person is they don't make use of reason or logic, they just repeat their stupid argument and build strawmans to fight against.
>>1310603
And of utter failures.
>>1310572
I find this simple quote a great one, a very honest perception: it helps to keep one's feet on solid earth:
>Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
James Russell Lowell
>>1310767
We are all just a bunch of atoms!!!
I am sorry but the fact we are made of atoms is completely unrelated.
Atoms work according to their own rules. People work based on completely different rules and never shell the two meet because it would not be pragmatic.
Sure you can say, well what if we have a powerful computer that can simulate all the atoms in your body.
This would not give us anything, it will not explain anything because what is practical to explain about human behavior is not decided by the behavior of single atoms but instead by huge groups of atoms.
Knowing what every atom in your body is doing at every moment will not teach us about you.
We will have to group many atoms together and simulate their flow to explain how your cells are operating and evern at this point simulating every single atom is pointless because its redundant information.
Organisms cannot be reduced to their parts.
Much like sociology cannot be reduced to psychology...
I hope you understand what im saying cause its not easy to understand.
>>1310572
>>1312525
The painter who did this lived three centuries after Saint Louis, you retard.
>>1312394
Twain was a genius who spent most of his time in the deep south. Spend a week with those fucking people and you'll feel like Einstein too.
>>1310572
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>>1310572
I fucked the bitch it was outside of the church next
She said that her and her man they had the worst sex
I used the jelly so her booty hole hurt less
Then I pulled out and I skeeted on her church dress
I don't give a fuck about impressing these broads
Leave 'em looking messy in the presence of God
Plus you know my willy is impressively large
So I always hit the coochie up aggressively hard
>>1312586
Yes, which is why they're unbeatable once they get you fighting on their level.
>>1310572
I don't have any best friends to give you.
>>1310572
>>1313264
Here's another from him
>>1313308
and right after posting it I noticed all those quotes. Is it so hard for people who make these images to make sure to spellcheck?
>>1311909
Hm, that batton should get shoved up his ars
~A Christian --But certainly not all
"4chan was a mistake"
-moot
>>1312577
Translation:
Go all get filthy rich
>>1313354
It takes agreeing to achieve that sort of thing
>>1313346
Ok, ok, because this is not a middle aged torture chamber, it might be enough to just tickle him on the arse a little with the top of it.
But he will still be humiliated before the great free audience of the 21st century that was attempted to believe he is actualy this powerful.
>>1313372
Was Descartes secretly black?
For several centuries the British have ravaged the world. They have spilled the blood of Americans and Europeans, Asiatics and Africans in their mad race for conquest and loot. This they achieved, not by military prowess, but by guile and terrorism, and by a careful selection of whom and when to attack. They are not a fighting race, and in all their history, never once have they won a war, when alone, against a first-class power. The only time they attempted this was against America, when Lord North and his British troops were ignominiously kicked into the sea by the young, half-armed and half-trained Americans. It is quite true that the British have always been one of a winning combination, as when at different periods they fought against Spain, France, Russia, Germany and Italy, but one looks in vain through the pages of history for a single instance of success when challenging alone a country of even half Britain's strength. Britain's proud boast is that she has fought seventy-seven wars in the last four hundred and fifty years, but her jingoes always omit to mention that ninety percent of those victories were the slaughters and massacres of tribesmen from the jungles of West Africa to the rice-fields of China. When I was a schoolboy our geography told us that the British possessions were colored red, and the large map of the world on the school wall and the globe were patched deeply with that color. It was only later in life that I could appreciate how appropriate that color was.
Tom "no relaxin around the saxon" Barry
>>1313456
>It was only later in life that I could appreciate how appropriate that color was.
>>1312626
are you seriously arguing that evolution doesn't exists and that DNA doesn't determine the guidelines in which we behave? sure I also believe consciousness is more complex than a bunch of neurons being connected to each other but the human behavior is definitely conditioned by nature either way
>>1314661
How has that got anything to do with what i wrote?
DNA is a completely different structure than an ATOM and it is unique in the way it related to the rest of the organism.
It has its own rules and behaviors and movements.
>>1315119
and again, simply treating DNA as a molecule will not explain anything about anyone. You have to understand the algorithms and ways of operating specific to it. It cannot be reduced to atoms and their physical rules nor can anything else be reduced to it.
The rules that govern DNA are not the ones that govern humans. Knowing how DNA relates to the body, knowing how organs work and knowing a shit ton of other rules of different operations of the body allows you to make connections between different operations on different levels but the rules by which DNA works cannot explain to you how humans operate.
Much like the rules of an atom cannot be "combined" to predict the operation of the cells.
Well it can be combined but as it is combined the rules that govern atoms no longer apply, instead new rules arise. The atomic rules become unnecessary and can be dropped. The system undergoes a qualitative change.
You can ask well what iuf we take one atom and move it around how will this change the system and the answer will be it wont because huge groups of atoms tied a certain way are not impacted by the changes of single atoms but by trends of movement of large groups of atoms.
At every stage we find out new rules and we decide what the different stages are according to our needs.
Just like with animal taxonomy(at least at the beginning) where we decide on new names when an animal is visually different enough so as to be recognized as different by our perception. We decide when it is practical to name an animal a new name based on our needs.
>>1315131
Meaning that you cannot take the rules of one system, somehow multiply them and through them understand how other systems work.
Essentially by multiplying them they transform to something new.
The rules by which two atoms cooperate are different than those by which one does and the more atoms you get the more different their rules become from the rules of the working of one atom.
Quantitative change leads to qualitative change.
>>1315152
so what? we can still examine the phenomenona and cross reference it to other phenomenonas in different resolutions and perspectives, sure you can't explain why h2o = water exactly but the phenomenona still exist and is observable.
I don't get what you're trying to say, everything is connected atoms form molecules who form DNA who forms specific human design who forms human consciousness and everything it contains(for example emotions, instincts, intelligence) which forms individuality which forms human behavior which forms culture
OP here, thanks for all the contributions dear friends! I am surely stupid as fuck but these quotes will make my teachers think I am hella smart!
>>1310754
Appeals to "nature" are fucking retarded.
Culture is in our nature, social roles and expectations are in our nature. It is the contribution to that culture, the manner of fulfilment of social roles and our deviation from expected norms that make us unique, not some woo woo pseudo-mystical quality imbued in us at birth by """""nature""""".
>>1315684
that's wrong
we have a soul, your soul is you, your individual piece energy.
>>1311925
thats pretty autistic.
>>1314462
this is genuinely heartwarming.
>>1311909
Based St. Louis
>>1317280
>yfw this is considered profound by commies
>>1317326
>yfw this is considered profound by fascists
>>1317436
Not a fascist, but good job showing how retarded you both are.
this is the worst thread on /his/ right now
