>Movie set in the Middle Ages
>Everyone is unwashed and has dirt on their face
>Movie is set on acient times
>Everyone speaks english
>>1307814
>ppl speak english when speaking with someone of the same language, only with an accent
>when some dude enters the picture who speaks a different language, that dude speaks an ancient version of his language while the other two start speaking their own ancient language instead of english
>somewhere down the line everyone says fuck it and they all speak english with different accents
>>1307814
>Movie is set in 18th century
>Interractions between different people in English instead of French
>>1307800
dude enlightenment revisionism lmao
>>1307800
>movie set in the middle ages
>everyone is talking about religion and God in a secular sense instead of being fanatic fundamentalsits
>>1307853
God I hated Kingdom of Heaven for this
>>1307853
This
Medieval Christianity was more extreme than present day Islam
![[FFFF].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AKyKrJQ.jpg "[FFFF].jpg")
>>1307853
This is a big one,i don't think they realize just how seriously medieval people took their religion.
>movie set before late 19th century
>film wasn't even invented yet
>>1307855
Kingdom of Heaven was such bullshit, good god.
>movie set on ancient greece
>men aren't fucking each other
>>1307839
>im a dragon!!!11one :D
>you know what fuck this shit
>All the unnamed extra's soldiers are wearing proper Armour
>main character moderately strikes the extra, on his armour
>he dies instantly
>>1307800
>movie set in middle ages
>there isn't widespread rape
>movie is set in the middle ages
>the earth isnt flat
>>1307839
>Two people who are both foreign in a world where modern English exists start speaking in their own language but then for no reason, or the discussion gets more serious, decide to speak in English
I'm thinking of Man in the High Castle here, The Japanese speak Japanese to each other but then it gets serious and they switch to English.
It's akin to the British during the Empire, being in India and suddenly switching to Hindi
>film set in China
>they use koreans
>>1307969
They all look alike
>>1307960
definitely one of the recent examples I reacted to as well
>>1307969
Korean facial features are more appealing to westerners than chinese facial features.
They can get away with this because they won't get accused of racism/cultural appropriation. That only happens when whitey plays non-whitey. SJWs have no attention span for racism not involving white people in one way or another.
>>1307969
>film set in France
>they use Anglos
The horror.
>>1307983
They have seriously chosen a black to play Lancelot?
>>1307853
Unless it's a movie about scholastic monks, that is.
Otherwise yeah, KoG why?
>>1308004
He's a mythical figure in a mythical land. Who cares.
>>1308037
>Mythical land
>England
Imagine a white person playing Kunta Kinte
>movie made in 1950s
>regardless of setting the entire cast is white and speaks with a british accent
>>1308037
>le I'm too cool to care about this stuff look at me I'm so liberal and aloof meme
kys pham
How accurate are the early assassin's creed games with respect to people's religious fanaticism?
And why were Europeans so barbaric in the middle ages compared to Greece and Rome in antiquity?
>>1308047
It's got fucking wizards and dragons dude
>>1308080
Assassin's Creed is muslim propaganda, implying the Crusaders/Templars were bad guys
>>1308082
How many black fairy tales have wizards and dragons in it?
None because there are no black fairy tales
>>1308080
Fanaticism =/= barbarism
>>1308064
>Doesn't know blacks weren't invented until 1960's by Albert Blackenstine
>>1308037
To an extent I get what you mean.
On one hand you're right, who cares, it's fiction, it doesn't *have* to adhere to shit.
On the other hand there's no end of butthurt when white guys are chosen to play traditionally nonwhite characters, whether fiction or not. There is a hypocrisy surrounding these things.
>>1308047
A better example might be "What if they chose a white guy to play Mansa Musa in a fantasy series where the Mali Empire goes up against dragons and wizards."
>>1307969
Who's that man?
Is he the king of /vp/ or something?
>>1308064
>movie/tv series made in 2010s Great Britain
>regardless of setting half the cast is black muslims and the other half is disabled transgender dwarfs
>>1308109
Black characters can't get whitewashed, real or fictional
>>1308091
Actually fanaticism is basically a product of barbarism
>>1308114
Ironic 2bh
>>1308109
Not Subsaharan Africa, but...:
>Gods of Egypt is a 2016 Australian-American fantasy action film directed by Alex Proyas. It stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Brenton Thwaites, Chadwick Boseman, Élodie Yung, Courtney Eaton, Rufus Sewell, Gerard Butler and Geoffrey Rush. In the film, which features ancient Egyptian deities, Butler plays the god of darkness Set who takes over the Egyptian empire, and Thwaites plays the mortal hero Bek who partners with the god Horus, played by Coster-Waldau, to save the world and rescue his love.[5]
>>1308088
>there are no black fairy tales
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> movie set in modern france
> timetravelling peasant servant is literally retarded and loyal like a dog
>>1308118
That was what I was saying.
Did you read the discussion leading up to the post? It's quite short.
Really though, what's your preferred way of delivering dialogue from scenes that don't have English? Subtitles? Dubbing from the beginning?
Although it's a bit of a cheesy transition, I like the way they did it in Project Valkyrie, where Tom Cruise issues orders and writes a letter in German that fades into English. Honestly, I just don't see any non-jarring methods.
>>1308141
WE
>>1308037
Yeah, based on white people's beliefs.
It's like making Anansi white
>>1308155
Name them
Especially the ones with wizards and dragons
>movie set at any time between the Middle Ages and the early 20th century
>nobles of different countries speak English to each other instead of French
>French characters speak with a retarded accent
>>1307800
>movie is about war and the military
>everyone is friendly and no one rapes each other.
>>1308080
Dont remember the middle ages having gladiator fights
>>1308080
There isn't even any religious fanaticism in Assassin's Creed, what are you talking about?
>>1308114
But that's accurate.
>>1308217
>war movie
>main character stumbles upon a woman hiding with kids
>he leaves them be instead of raping the female(s)
>>1307800
But people were unwashed in the middle ages. I know there's an extreme backlash against traditional depictions of medieval life on this board, but people did not wash anywhere near as much as we do, while working in mainly dirty jobs such as agriculture
>>1308004
Lancelot's role is to abandon his baby mama so he can cuck Arthur.
>>1308203
There's no dragon, but the Tiv story where an evil wizard tricks you into eating human flesh so you gain mystic powers, and then blackmails you into using them to murder your family and turn them into zombies for cannibal feasts, until you have no relatives left and the wizard butchers you and the cycle continues is pretty well known.
>>1308080
I haven't played the game, but the Assasins were basically medieval shia terrorists. I don't know if the protagonist is a zealot who kills political targets in public suicide missions, but it's not quite accurate if he doesn't.
>>1308203
The epic of Sundiata
The Dausi
The epic of Mwindo
Makoma
Sudika-Mbambi
>movie about Roman Empire
>all the main characters are of celtic-germanic descent and anyone with isn't nordic white is a slave or servant
ITT: filthy realists
A movie set up in medieval times doesn't want to exactly show, how it was back then. It is not about accuracy, but about entertainment and artistic expression (at least theoretically). People are having a picture inside their heads ancient times and when they watch a movie playing in that time, they don't want to be educated but to be entertained and affirmed in their beliefs and honestly there's nothing wrong about that. Mankind did that for thousands of years. What matters is not how it really was back then, but what you want to express: what you want to show and how you want it to be back then.
>>1308645
>there's nothing wrong with falsifying history for political purposes
Get the fuck out of this board.
>>1308654
Well we wouldn't have things like the aeneis without that.
And what I tried to point out, is that the art itself is pure and shouldn't be limited by historical realism.
>>1308475
Eh, I'd say that's a pretty accurate description of what you do if you cut away the whole magical, mystical bullshit. Also, semi-suicidal, since the protagonist (surprise) will always prevail. It's basically a glorified, polished version of the Hashashin of old.
>>1307800
regular cleanliness is a relatively modern thing in western Europe . Try actually looking up these things instead of eating up 4chans contrarian culture
>>1308438
They would've smelled pretty bad, but they wouldn't have fucking faces smeared with shit.
>>1307950
>I think game of Thrones is actual history
>>1308438
They still washed more than Europeans did in pre-modern times, tho. There was a resurgent bathhouse-culture from the 12th century onwards. Shame doctors thought washing caused the plague and people washed almost never until the 18th-19th century.
>>1308730
>implying rape didn't occur all the time in warzones
Outside of that it was limited, I'll give you that. But saying rape was uncommon is just revisionist meming.
>>1308724
I guess all those written descriptions of people washing, pictures of them washing and surviving artifacts that were used for washing, are all made up...
>>1307800
>movie has a feast scene
>people are lifting cups and goblets to their faces and the drink is spilling all over everything
>they're just ripping apart hunks of meat and shovelling it down their throats with their bare hands
>>1308740
There's plenty of reasonable theories for why rape was "so common" during warfare outside of actual rape.
>>1308768
> implying you don't want to do this
>>1308768
>they're just ripping apart hunks of meat and shovelling it down their throats with their bare hands
That's accurate though. Cutlery is relatively recent.
>movie about ancient egypt
>everyone is a nubian african
>>1308820
>movie about Ancient Egypt
>everyone is a white western European
>>1308830
Everyone? Usually no, never. Nobility/Important characters? Yes, probably which isn't that unrealistic depending on the period.
>>1308811
No. Just no.
There are extensive instructions from the middle ages, describing exactly what etiquette should be followed, down to the order in which the servants fold the towels.
Check out the Babbees Book. A google search should bring up the full text is a pdf along with a dozen of other etiquette texts.
>>1308678
They never change history because it would "restrict the art". It's only ever done for commercial reasons.
God I hate affirmative action actors in ancient and medieval settings reeeeeee!
>>1308613
You do know Celts lived in Italy right?
>Movie set in the middle ages
>It doesn't allude to the scary common practice of nursemaids masturbating their charges to sleep because of a belief it helped them nap faster
>It doesn't allude to the practice of public sex among peasants on the floors of restaurants and inns
>It doesn't show how hunting dogs were used as de facto napkins at lords' and royals' feasts because of their fur
The middle ages was a traumatic and gross time. Why don't movies show that more?
>>1307800
The filth strengthened their immune system. And as gross as it sounds, it's for that particular reason that some doctors actually advise people to eat the mucus from their nose. It's essentially penicillin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkcsLFSAS30
>>1307800
>everyone is wearing black cloth and leather
>>1308740
How did medieval soldiers do any raping with their heavy ass metal armor?
>Movie is set in a bastardized "medieval" fantasy kingdom populated by elves and dwarves
>There are wizards who can do actual magic
>There are "warrior" swordsman characters who don't look like they've fought a day in their lives
>Characters talk in an unrealistic mix of British and American accents
>There are still people who come out of the movie thinking it's based on real actual history
>>1309690
>>It doesn't allude to the scary common practice of nursemaids masturbating their charges to sleep because of a belief it helped them nap faster
>>It doesn't allude to the practice of public sex among peasants on the floors of restaurants and inns
sounds ebin
>>1309482
>imply pre-Ostrogoth/Lombard invasion Italy of antiquity was a majority pasty "snownigger" whites from northern europe
>>1309702
The common man at arms or peasant levy could not afford full armor
Entertainment from movies to comics are run by kikes. Dont take it too seriously.
>>1308178
Are the crystal gems.
>>1310523
>referring to Wakanda
>a fictional location
>in a superhero world
>Marvel comics holding relevance to history whatsoever.
Yes, good stormtard, blame DA JOOS
>>1310534
Buttblasted shlomo
>Movie/show is set in medieval or renaissance Europe
>Protagonist has one witty black friend
>>1310509
A peasant levyman would be very lucky to have anything more than his clothes and a spear
>>1310562
On that note
>everyone in medieval period can somehow afford a sword
>>1310523
Literally how high on bullshit do you even have to be just to write something like that lmao.
>Movie is set in Anglo-Saxon Britain
>people are speaking modern English
>>1308768
>they're just ripping apart hunks of meat and shovelling it down their throats with their bare hands
Well I mean, if the meat is REALLY good
>>1307800
>movie set in the middle ages
>people discriminated based on skin color
People literally didn't give a shit that you were black before slavery really took hold. Discrimination was a cultural/ethnic/religious thing.
>>1310555
Considering this is Da Vinci we're talking about, him having a black friend is not out of the question. A witty one? Probably not.
>>1310667
And further
>swords are universally a primary weapon
>>1308141
You could make a pretty good case for Egyptians being white 2bh
>>1310983
>implying "white" is a race
Light skinned Mediterranean people don't become northern European Celtics when it fits your white supremacist narrative
>>1307887
Directors cut is sublime.
>>1310986
>your white supremacist narrative
I'm polynesian
>>1307968
>Pleb service
>Passion of the Christy done entirely in Aramaic, Latin and Hebrew
>Raked in more than 600 million at box office
It's laziness. They just have all the characters speak in RP because it's "foreign sounding" enough.
>>1311007
>using the American categorization of "white"
>>1307858
One simple Word:
No.
>>1311016
whats the american definition of white? I've never seen a definition of white that doesn't include mediterraneans except on /pol/ and sperglord "european anthropology" boards
>>1311033
MENA + Europe
>>1310987
Stop this meme. I watched it because of people like you and no, its even worse because its the same utter shit but longer.
But medieval people were dirty as fuck though.
>manual agricultural labor all day
>no running water
>no sanitation of any kind
I'm a guy with an actual degree in Medieval Studies and I'm horrified by the amount of "real medieval history, actually!" being passed around here
>>1311109
so how is Starbucks working out for you?
>>1311115
Why are you americucks not getting any jobs with history degree, be teachers at least, if you can't find anything elsem
>>1311075
>Most villages had a well or were near a river
>Soap has been used since ancient times
>Unlike myths, bathhouses were commonly used
They weren't that dirty.
>>1308037
In that case, let's just give him laser eyes and ride into battle on a giant tortoise.
Because just fantasy right? Who the fuck cares
>>1311132
Starbucks pays more than teaching in america
>>1310528
That got a good chuckle out of me anon. Thank you.
>>1309702
You... what? They could take the armour off mate, you know that right? It wasn't glued on.
>>1311163
Says a lot doesnt it. What a crazy society.
>>1310983
My point stands.
>>1310997
It sounds bloody weird to us Brits though. Why does everyone from history sound like they're from the South? And all the plebs sound like they're from Sheffield.
>>1311141
None of these things make him wrong.
Just because they had those things don't mean they were used by 99% of people, people whom, I might add were almost exclusively farmers.
Soap and bathhouses sounds like something that was reserved for the upper crust anyway.
>>1307800
>Movie set in 13th century BC and up to the 18th century
>Everyone has perfect 21st century make-up
Even rich medieval people were always talking about how gross and smelly the peasants were, and the rich people didn't even bathe themselves.
>>1311224
This. I want make up gone.
[spoiler]from porn as well[/spoiler]
>>1311241
According to /int/ whites complain about how non-whites smell when whites dont bathe themselves.
>movie set anytime in the past
>people speak with modern terminology and style
>>1311202
>Soup is for the upper class
Making soap at home is a very traditional thing to do. It is rather easy if you know how. My grandma made her own soap in her village.
Regards yuropoor.
>>1308724
>skip a day of showering
>shit starts growing on your face
>>1311241
That's because the rich peppered themselves with perfume unlike the peasants. I think queen Elizabeth bathed once a month which was considered to be often.
>>1311373
That's actually biological fact. Africans and Middle Easterners do in fact smell more by nature than whites or east asians.
>>1311464
Ok, but did you get the point?
>>1311461
Do you mean the queen Elizabeth who reigned during the Early Modern period and not in the Middle Ages?
>>1311378
To be fair it would be painful to watch a whole movie spoken in Medieval English and actually try to understand it, unless it had subtitles.
I mean English isn't my first language and I can't easily understand Southern US English or some rural British dialect.
>>1311386
Soapmakers in Naples were members of a guild in the late sixth century (then under the control of the Eastern Roman Empire),[16] and in the eighth century, soap-making was well known in Italy and Spain.[17] The Carolingian capitulary De Villis, dating to around 800, representing the royal will of Charlemagne, mentions soap as being one of the products the stewards of royal estates are to tally. The lands of Medieval Spain were a leading soapmaker by 800, and soapmaking began in the Kingdom of England about 1200.[18] Soapmaking is mentioned both as “women’s work” and as the produce of “good workmen” alongside other necessities, such as the produce of carpenters, blacksmiths, and bakers.[19]
So, soap making begins in England around the 12th century, the middle ages began in the 5th-6th century, this means that medieval Brits did not use soap for most of the middle ages, so yeah, they were dirty according to today's standards.
>>1311498
I have trouble understanding thick US accents and I'm a native English speaker.
>>1311241
That's because poorfag workers smell bad even today.
>>1311504
Couldn't it be that they made soap but wasn't regulated until 1200?
>>1307960
The first scene in Ingloruos Bastards also does this
>>1311504
>bathe in the river
>don't use soap
>shit starts growing on your face
>>1311531
At least there was a reason for that switch. The Nazi said he exhausted his knowledge of French.
>>1309690
>bullshit
>bullshit
>bullshit
You better have some spectacularly good citations for all of that.
>>1311504
>there wasn't a formal guild overseeing it's production
>therefore there was noone making it or importing it
>>1311535
>spend all day or in the mud, doing physical labor
>never bathe
>only own one set of clothes
>but still be totally clean and smell fine
Seems legit
>>1311604
Medieval people were not like you.
>>1311597
Fuck off retard, that's nto what the article states.
>>1311604
>memes
>memes
>memes
>shit noone claimed
>>1311615
Because Wikipedia articles are always right and have access to a time machine so they can go back and prove a negative, right?
>>1311614
OMG EBIG BURN
>>1311562
And that was just a ruse anyway so the jews wouldn't understand him. That was a clever use of language.
>>1311604
>spend all day in the mud
You've never been withing a mile of a farm, have you?
>>1311625
I knew! You wer buttblasted!
>>1311617
>memes
What do you think that word means?
>Noone
Except OP, half the people ITT, and you
>>1307853
That reminds me, when I was younger I had to read a book about Afghanistan during the Taliban regime for English class. I didn't like it, but when I read it again last year I realised just how retarded it was. There was zero mention of religion or any religious activities amongst other things.
Some people just shouldn't write books
>>1311630
>I am a medieval farmer, trust me
>>1311642
Made up bullshit that everyone keeps mindlessly repeating
>>1308080
I was a bit annoyed with Altair being an atheist seeing as to how he was part of a fundamentalist Muslim group. Other characters seemed religious if I remember correctly
>>1311648
>wheat grows differently today compared to how it grew in the middle ages
>>1311654
Not him, but actually farming changes, from tools to the type of wheat.
I can not talk about that exact case, I am an urbanite, but does change.
>>1308112
>>1308480
OMFG!!!
>>1311649
What makes you say that's "made up bullshit?"
>>1307814
>tfw you will never see a movie about the Roman Kingdom where Etruscans speak in backwards pig latin of nonsensical rhyming couplets.
>>1311686
Etruscan spoke Etruscan
>>1311677
Because it is.
Very little farming, even without modern technology, involves you getting covered in mud. Boots? Yes. Lower trousers? Maybe. All over your face? No.
There are written coroners records of common people washing and bathing and records and remains of bath houses for townsfolk.
There are wills and inventories that shown that most people except litteral beggars had at least one change of clothes.
>>1311703
>for townsfloks
>town
You knwo that the level of Urbanisation was extremely low for most of the middle ages, right?
>>1311663
Actual farming is a varied business that involves some dirt, grass, ocasionally mud, but mostly sweat.
What you're thinking of is the Monty Python meme, where peasants crawl on the ground and gather dung.
Reminder that even Louis XIV bathed only twice in his life.
>>1311710
Yes. And?
>>1311721
And most people would never have seen a bath house.
>>1311718
Reminder that Louis XIV was not a medieval king
>>1311716
Is that why they keep pulling dozens of medieval peasants knives out of the Thames, with more being found in to random fields all over the place?
>>1311728
Again, and?
>>1311733
What are you not grasping?
>Movie set in "viking era"
>Danes can't understand Anglo-Saxons and need a translator
>>1311745
Why the comparative rarity of towns and cities affects peoples washing and hygiene habits.
People washed. People who lived in towns had purpose built communal areas to wash.
>>1308170
subtitles obviously
like based Mel "I'll make everything in its original tongue" Gibson did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUKllT8eclc
>>1311749
But they didn't, at least not regularly.
>>1307800
It's not because the movie is set in the middle ages, OP.It's because it's set in Europe.
>>1311012
> Calls someone "white supremacist" unaware of the fact the poster is Polynesian.
> Repeats tactics by calling the poster "misogynist straight male" not being 100% sure about the poster's gender.
P.S. - I'm not that guy. I'm Brazilian.
>>1311765
<citation needed> given the plethora of written descriptions in court inquests, describing people washing and bathing.
>>1311768
>presumably an American calling Europeans dirty
>America where people routinely walk around Walmart covered in their own shit
>>1311754
>>1311754
>like based Mel did
This. I don't give a fuck if you hate Braveheart or you think that Apocalypto doesn't get the dates right and is just a big mishmash of all Mayan periods, that shit felt AUTHENTIC. If that's what historically inaccurate is to you then I'll take that any day of the week.
>>1311754
Were roman soldiers so undisciplined and disrespectful?
>>1311861
>describing people washing and bathing.
Yes, as something done a couple times a year (for those who were especially health conscious), not as part of a routine. Even bath houses were more about recreation than cleanliness.
>>1309702
They didn't. Except for the English dogs during the Hundreds War, rape was quite uncommon in medieval Europe.
>>1311902
We have no way of knowing but those same records make no mention of it being a big deal or a special occasion for them to be doing so.
>>1311686
>Etruscan
>Even remotely related to Latin
>>1311916
>implying the French weren't so rape happy they did it to their own people at Soissons
>>1311931
They do, though. Written opinions on what time of year to take a bath in, etc.
>>1311840
>Being unable to spot satire/mockery
>>1311941
Nice anglo lie
>>1311955
Opinions by who? When?
>>1311155
indeed nothing's stopping them from doing that
it just didn't appeal to them
also that guy isn't the kind of lancelot you think of
>>1311977
Nice Franco denial
>>1311978
Literally first Google result:
http://www.medievalists.net/2013/04/13/did-people-in-the-middle-ages-take-baths/
>>1307814
sorry m8, but we speak E N G L I S H
>>1311732
It's easy to me to imagine middle ages rural families having a pair of knives since they require a small amount of metal and have a plethora of uses. It's hard to me imagine middle ages rural families paying an ironsmith to make forks to eat however. Their use is so limited...
Also, I forgot to mention when we do barbecue parties nowadays (at least in my country) the grill guy use a knife to cut/slice the large pieces of meat being grilled and put them in dishes, but then people take and eat them using bare hands. Distributing a hundred of flatware to everyone would be too cumbersome.
>>1312008
One books advice is not indicative of the actuality of medieval life, or universal practice.
ah yes but, after what period of not bathing does literal shit start appearing on your face?
>>1312032
Oh for fuck's sake. Talk about ridiculously lopsided standards of evidence.
>>1312054
I would guess after one especially messy task.
>>1307853
Yeah that's why I liked the vvitch, its a shitty horror movie but it portrays well how fanatical religious people were in the past, like its all they ever talked, I know this first hand because I know a family of puritan evangelists.
>>1312054
they did bathe, soap making was a huge medieval industry
>>1312071
ah like, picking dung from the field with your mouth, presumably?
>>1312083
Why do you think present day puritan evangelists would be representative of average medieval people? Because everything I have read seems to disagree.
>>1312101
Well, that would do it...
>>1312107
Because they cosplay as earlier christians and are bible literalists? if anything puritans were even worse but I cannot imagine how that be.
>>1311967
> I was just "mocking" him
Nice try.
>>1312083
You do know that it's just called The Witch, right? The double v on the poster being how they used to set out type to save having to make a W.
>>1312125
You know that you're autistic right?
>>1312065
Nope, just how actual evidence of historical events and practices work.
>>1312118
/his/ should teach you that cosplayers aren't usually accurate. At most, crazy people now resemble crazy people then. Regular people just wanted to get drunk and make penis jokes, just like regular people of all eras and cultures.
>>1312130
>the guy who types witch as vvitch because that is how it appeared on a movie posters is fine
>the guy questioning him about it is autistic
I bet you walked up to the ticket booth and said "One for the vuhvitch please".
>>1312135
(Says the faggot who has provided zero evidence himself.)
>>1312164
>coroners accounts
>physical remains
Versus
>some book mentioned in a medievalists.net (lol) article
>>1312172
Oh I forgot all those coroner's reports you showed us.
>an article citing several books by historians
Vs.
>Literally nothing
>>1312183
>several books
>only mentions one actual medieval test
>>1312192
>Vs. nothing
>>1312156
Yes I know you would bet money I did such a ridiculous thing based on something so unremarkable, because you're autistic.
>>1312201
>article doesn't actually give you the text of the one medieval book
>nothing
>nothing vs nothing
>>1312202
I'm so sorry. I'm sure the nice girl in the booth smiled and knew what you meant anyway though.
>>1312215
>smiled and knew what you meant anyway though.
A reaction you wouldn't be able to replicate, autist.
>>1312229
>this much aggression over a minor thing
>this much projection
>>1307800
They're usually set in England and the English are predisposed to being unwashed and dirty.
>>1311840
>that image
she's genuinely ripped af though, there are hundreds of pictures of her out there
>>1308178
WUZ
>>1312096
Kys retard
>>1308047
King Arthur is actually originally a Cornish Celt story. It's been appropriated by the fucking Anglos.
Now I know how 'Egyptian' (WE WUZ KANGS) niggers feel.
>movie set in the future
>white people still exist
>>1312712
Cite that, because I'm nigh-certain that's bullshit.
>>1308309
Honestly what half of soldiers probably did.
I'd like to see a scene where the sparing happens, but then right after that pic related comes in and rapes them anyway.
Bait & Switch kinda deal
>>1307800
>t.faggot
Oh, you should lend me your time travelling machine, it would be great to see stuff with my own eyes.
>Movie set in the 13th century
>Movie filmed with 21st century camera
>>1307891
underrated
>>1312740
>dat pic
HNNNG
>>1312740
GAULED
>>1312568
>Castile Soap
>Marseille Soap
>Aleppo Soap
>Surviving recipe for white soap in middle English practically identical to modern soap
>The entire population of Bristol described as being involved in the soap industry
>hurrrr soap making wasn't a bigger industry kill yourself!!!1!1!1
>>1307853
I'm just starting to get an interest in religion, so forgive me for my ignorance, but is this "secularist" view of religion as a language to describe the inexpressible, a set of symbols that make up a system that transcends cultures to speak about the divinity of existence, has this always been the mindset at the highest of levels? I'm aware of the fundamentalist and fanatical nature of the populace in a historical context, but has this dichotomy of fundamentalism and a man-made system been at the root of most religions? Or were the first religions fanatical in nature and as new ones sprung about were they more secularly sophisticated in an ever-evolving progress of the malleable concept of religion?
I'm aware that religion is burried within millenia so there's probably not an accurate answer for this, but I'm just looking for something to grab my head around as someone newly introduced to religious practice, in a historical or ahistorical sense.
>>1310523
>Black panther and Dr Doom exchanging /pol/-level banter
I guess that even if SJWs run comics to the ground, I can always expect a good laugh.
>>1310997
>Passion of the Christy done entirely in Aramaic, Latin and Hebrew
>not Greek
>using Latin at all
Dropped.
>>1307800
>film set in 16th, 17th, 18th or 19th century England.
>people speak modern british dialect
>>1312568
Why must I kill myself? What did I do wrong?
I guess if you're spreading manure you might accidentally get some on your face.
>>1313153
Depends on a religion, native polytheic faiths in Europe had a different nature than the later monotheistic ones
>>1312729
The only verified mention of king Arthur was in a fight against Saxons so I doubt he was Anglo-saxon hero.
>historical setting asks for a white cast
>random ethnicities start showing up
