I need your help, /his/. Anybody who has any knowledge of the assignation of the Archduke of Austria-Hungary, tell me what happened. Just off the top of your head. No wikipedia, no looking things up. What happened, how did he die? How did Gavrilo Princip get him?
>>1360268
He shot him. The Archduke asked his wife to not die for their children. In typical noblewoman fashion she denied this request.
The End.
He wanted to shoot him but missed his chance, went to drink in a bar, the archduke ended up driving past his bar, he got up and shot him and history was made
>>1360268
Archduke drives into main road.
Nedjelko fucks up throwing the bomb and it bounces off the hood of the Archduke's car and into the path of the motorcade behind.
Bomb explodes, Nedjelko tries to cyanide himself to death, but the cyanide was expired.
Motorcade reaces... I forget, and the Archduke's pissed.
Attempt is called off, but Gavrilo moves on with the plan.
Archdukes wanta to continue with whatever he wanted to do, so he tells his driver to go on.
Driver does not know that there was a change in plans, so he drives the Ferdinands on the old route.
Gavrilo's already waiiting for them, and he caps the Archduke and his wife with pic in OP.
Gavrilo tries to poison himself, but cyanide is expired.
Gavrilo is caught and Austro-Hungary uses that as casus belli to invade Serbia.
WWI.
Contrary to what the books told you, the black hand despite its supervillain tier name was hilariously incompetent, the actual hit was done by anarchist thugs they hired
>>1360268
Dirtbag Serbians had it coming. They should've been annexed and forced to migrate to the east.
>>1360268
Some dude tried to blow the guy up, but failed. Everyone goes home, Ferdinand's people file incident report and shit. Archduke says 'Ima go visit the victims in hospital to show solidarity and shit.' Everyone says that's dumb, but Ferdinand is persistent and Harrach goes with them. Princip is at cafe just kinda dicking around after conspiracy to kill the Archduke has failed and is walking out when Archduke's car is stalled out on the street while trying to reverse out of a wrong turn. Boom boom, they dead.
>>1360268
Black Hand wanted to bomb him, but they weren't successful. His driver accidentally took a wrong turn (there was some last minute changes). They got to proximity of Princip who shot him and his wife seven (?) times.
>>1360268
If Hollywood producers were making a movie about it, it would be a comedy. It was basically a century defining event that was done by someone of the status of a /r9k/ tard.
So play this theme while I tell you what happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>A few autists come up with a cool band name and plot to kill Chad
>None of them get close other than the biggest autist Gavrilo...we'll call him Eggman from here
>Eggman sees Chad going down the street in a car
>He realizes this is the moment he has been waiting on
>He lobs a grenade (or some kind of explosive) and it bounces off the hood of the car into the street
>It explodes but doesn't hurt Chad
>Eggman decides to go home and fap and kill himself.
>But first stops to get a sandwich on his way home
>Chad in his infinite stupidity decides he can't let the city know the attack scared him or shook him up.
>Even though everyone else said its time to GTFO and come back another time when things are calm
>He insisted on driving around showing off
>Eggman is setting at the diner eating when he walks out to see Chad going by him again
>He realizes this is probably a 1 in 1,000,000 chance so he knows he must take it
>So he goes over and shoots Chad
>chad dies
>Eggman gets his ass kicked and goes to prison
Thats essentially it.
