>Be a soldier who defends the wall
>Got drunk
>Woke up...*yawn*
>Went out to find something to eat
>Open the door
>See this
What do ?
>>1301708
>take of yer shit
>put on a turban and loose robe
>walk out the front door
>return home as a "heroic survivor of the terrible hordes of the Islamic savages"
>collect sweet bitches as prize from pope as well as money and the rank of Crusader Commander
>wait for next crusade to roll around
>>1301722
*off
>>1301708
PIERRE GET THE OIL