DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE?

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DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE? 2016-06-16 19:40:12 Post No. 1295701
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DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE? Anonymous 2016-06-16 19:40:12 Post No. 1295701 [Report]

> The Unbelievable Tale of Jesus’s Wife:
> A hotly contested, supposedly ancient manuscript suggests Christ was married. But believing its origin story requires a big leap of faith.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/07/the-unbelievable-tale-of-jesus-wife/485573/?single_page=true

how does it feel to have been memed this hard?

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 19:47:01 Post No.1295740
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 19:47:01 Post No.1295740 [Report]

>my god's son's wife

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 19:48:00 Post No.1295744
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 19:48:00 Post No.1295744 [Report]

>>1295701
He does. She's called the Church.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 20:22:22 Post No.1295930
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>>1295701
Old news. They had two children, Jesus-Justus and Tamar.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 20:30:20 Post No.1295956
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>>1295701
Doesn't really matter. Still Son of God and God

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 20:31:31 Post No.1295961
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 20:31:31 Post No.1295961 [Report]

If they were married and held hands in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation then I guess he still never sinned.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 20:49:00 Post No.1296041
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>>1295740
>father and son married to the same woman

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:06:08 Post No.1296329
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>>1295701
Jesus didn't exist as a historical figure. You are free to make up anything about him that you want, its all equally valid.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:10:44 Post No.1296343
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>>1295701
No, of course not, and these sorts of gnostic gospels are not new.

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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:11:33 Post No.1296346
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Anonymous 2016-06-16 22:11:33 Post No.1296346 [Report]

>>1296329
Google image the author.

Laugh uproariously.

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Anonymous 2016-06-17 00:25:19 Post No.1296800
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Anonymous 2016-06-17 00:25:19 Post No.1296800 [Report]

>inb4 >mobile

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PiUZ2qy90_I