Okay, is there a Prussiaboo 101? I'm in.
>>1286202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>1286237
I'm not autistic GO AWAY STOP BEING MEAN REEEEEEEEEE
>>1286202
bump for interest
That Polish region?
They had some good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zk6eXvCiuo
https://www.questia.com/library/history/european-history/germany/prussian-history
here's a brief summary of Prussian History
prussia? Oh you mean Poland
Friendly reminder that in a just world Napoleon conquers all of Europe and leaves Prussia to be ruled by his ride-or-die bros, the Poles
>>1289707
Oh, did you mean old prussians?
>>1286237
>It turns into an america praise video
this is so great
>>1289773
Oj did you mean old dinosaurs?
Old Prussians>German "Prussian" shitters.
>>1286202
What do you expect from /his/? This boards pseudo-historians fuel their superiority complex with some kind of le ebin old europe meme. They hate everything that vaguely reminds them of germany or prussia. You should have seen the butthurt and outright denial in a thread where i mentioned that the second reich won by far the most scientific noble prizes in its era.
I mean just look at this thread:
>Muh poland is better
>poland wuz kings
To say prussia had no own culture and was inferior to the polish culture is simply bullshit.
>>1289856
But that's totally accurate.
>Prussia
Barbarians
>Poland
Glorious multicultural society free of hate.
They even built the superior empire.
>>1289881
>superior empire
Other empires spring to mind. Apart from the roman and british empire, China (the various dynasties that ruled it not an expert in chinese history), the persian empire (maybe the sassanids), the spanish/Habsburg empire in its prime and the old egyptians no empire was surpreme.
>Barbarians
Bullshit. Prussians were often progressive.
>multicultural society free of hate
More like club of aristocrats owning lands that would have never constituted a modern state. Also: Dat SJW terminology
>>1289895
I would also accept Ottoman and Arab empire. Timurid and Mongol empire are debatable because i would doubt they had the same far reaching cultural and technological reach the others had.
>>1289895
Superior to the German Empire I mean.
>Bullshit. Prussians were often progressive.
Progressive at being autistic.
>muh wars (still lose only to get saved by miraculous retardation on the other side 99% of the time tho)
>School is not boring enough, better make it even more autismal for better serious discussion.
>More like club of aristocrats owning lands that would have never constituted a modern state. Also: Dat SJW terminology
Describes pretty much every state in existence at the time.
Also comfy early-modern agrarian communities>industrial German urban communities.
Pic related, all you'll ever need to know about Polish/German history.
>>1289913
Ok so your answer is Memes.
>polish empire
Hahaha no it was really comfy and soo multicultural and accepting.
>german empire
Muh autistic. Prussian military dominance was just a meme. Who needs school for everyone.
You are trolling on purpose right?
If not:
>polish empire
Pretty regular regional power during its time. Neither scientific/cultural nor military very special.
>german empire
Scientific/cultural superpower (look up nobel prizes and other important indicators), military superpower (strongest military power in europe and revolutionized warfare multiple times).
>>1289921
>Hahaha no it was really comfy and soo multicultural and accepting.
Exactly, the best empires don't even seem like empires.
>Muh autistic. Prussian military dominance was just a meme. Who needs school for everyone.
Prussian military dominance was just a meme. School for everyone is good, school. School-mandated autism for nation building is not.
>Neither scientific/cultural nor military very special.
Invented heliocentrism.
Saved Europe from the Turks
nuff said
>Scientific/cultural superpower
Whilst autistic people do excell at science German culture is largely irrelevant whilst there is a Polish supermarket in every town in Europe.
>military superpower (strongest military power in europe and revolutionized warfare multiple times).
o i am laffin
>Very almost get annihilated.
>Saved only by Russian and Austrian retardation
>Very almost get annihilated again
>Saved only by Russian Prussiabooism
>Lose to Napoleon multiple times and get saved by Russians and Bongs.
>Start shit with France to defend haplotype sharing Austrians
>Get absolutely destroyed
>Try to bully based Poland a couple of years later.
>Get dismembered and erased from the face of the Earth once and for all by the Allies.
The fact that glorious Polan defeated the Soviets after only existing for like 2 months yet Germany got literally raped tells you all you need to know.
>>1289950
Are you mentally retarded? Educate yourself about germany and its culture.
Also: Implying there aren't more german or german run supermarket chains around the world.
>>1289969
No, you educate yourself on the true German menace.
>Also: Implying there aren't more german or german run supermarket chains around the world.
Yeah but they're basically American whilst Polish shops sell the good shit.
>>1286202
I come from a country that historically has no reason to like Germany (pretty vague, I know) but must confess, Prussianism is my greatest weakness.
>>1286202
>worshipping a lackey number one of britain
kek
>>1286202
Didn't the Prussians cuck Napoleon?
Prussian militarism destroyed Europe. Napoleon's biggest mistake was not destroying every last scrap of Prussia due to his being a Frederickboo.
>>1286237
Howdy, Germanic servants. Check it out, im made of gold.
>>1290612
It's okay Goldstein/Kowalski, we all know Prussia is cool as fuck.
Prussia actually was one of the more progressive countries in Europe. For example, the death penalty was far less common compared to Britain. It also never really tried to conquer colonies and, after the reforms of 1807/08, had one of the most efficient systems of administration.
Friendly reminder that Germany is a joke of a nation.
>>1289913
Kids, please don't educate yourselves solely with autistic youtube videos for sassy nerds...the novelty factor wears off pretty quick and you will just look stupid.
>Prussia
What's with all the Poles itt, dont have a Wikipedia history article to edit?
Friendly reminder that while German appear human, they are in fact not.
>>1290653
I'm not Jewish or Polish lol.
