Salve, my name is Meximedius.
I’m a 21 year old Ottoman Romanophile (Roman fan for you barbarians). I assemble mosaics and write poetry, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior Greco-Latin literature. (Julius Caesar, Cicero, Homer)
I train with my Paramerion every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I started getting tutored in the art of the sword 8 years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak the languages of the Roman Empire fluently, both Latin and Greek, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Roman history and their Corpus Juris Civilis, which I follow 100%
When Orban is done building my cannons, I am invading Konstantiniyye to crown myself the Casear to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an architect for Hagia Sophia or a mosaic designer!
I own several laurels, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Rome, so I can fit in easier. I salute my elders and seniors and speak Greek as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Rome!
100%
That kid is gonna be a Roman emperor someday
>>1279604
It would have worked if turks converted to Orthodox Christianity. Then you'd have an Ottoman-led Roman Empire, which would have been the coolest thing ever, maybe able to land in Italy due to increased stability brought by having a population of the same religion.
TL;DR: Islam is cancer
>>1281128
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>>1279604
It's salvete if you are addressing multiple people you fucking plebian
>>1279604
The story of every refugee/immigrant ever.
>Loves Europe/America/Constantinople
>The second he steps foot in it, it's not longer Europe/America/Constantinople because he has ruined it by bringing himself and his kin to it, thus turning it into the place whence he came
>>1279604
I kek'd
>>1282065
>whence
Can you try just a bit harder to look smart on the internet holy shit
>>1282087
Raise yourself to my level pleb.
>that face
Wait a minute
>>1282235
No. Fucking. Way.
>>1282235
oh. my. god.
>>1282235
THE MARBLE EMPEROR HAS RETURNED
>all the projecting ITT
you should really study mehmeh II, a very interesting guy. I doubt he was religious (plenty of evidence who say otherwise) but he was a Machiavellian and a brutal man.
>>1282065
Severely underrated post
Olá, my name is João Alberto Silva.
I’m a 21 year old American Lusophile (Portuguese fan for you barbarians). I assemble caravels and eat bacalhau, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior lusophone literature. (Camões, Eça, Pessoa)
I train with my Cavaquinho every day, this superior instrument can cut clean through your heart because it is strung over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other instrument on earth. I started getting tutored in the art of the guitar 8 years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak the languages of the Portuguese Empire fluently, both Portuguese and Crioulo, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Portuguese history and their motto of "Desenrascanço", which I follow 100%
When the EU is done applying sanctions, I am investing in Portugal to open a pastelaria to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a fisherman in the Algarve or unemployed!
I own several trajes académicos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Portugal, so I can fit in easier. I curse at my government and enemy football players and speak Portuguese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Portugal!
Howdy nipponic servants, check it out, I'm made of superior japanese metal that has been folded over one thousand times
