ITS HAPPENING, THE FOUND IT /HIS/!
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/27/world/europe/greece-aristotle-tomb.html?module=WatchingPortal®ion=c-column-middle-span-region&pgType=Homepage&action=click&mediaId=thumb_square&state=standard&contentPlacement=1&version=internal&contentCollection=www.nytimes.com&contentId=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2016%2F05%2F27%2Fworld%2Feurope%2Fgreece-aristotle-tomb.html&eventName=Watching-article-click
Oh shit
Let's hope it really is it
Neat.
Now we only need to find his remains, extract the DNA, and display his clone in a theme park.
>>1198540
Unless they buried some of his works with him its not happening
>>1198540
It might not end up being real, but FUCK IT, /his/ party thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
>>1198540
yeah , let the whites rape another tomb because >muh progress
Man we are going to have to catch him up on so much when we find him. Plus finding a good latin speaker to translate for him won't be easy.
>>1198929
>Aristotle
>Latin
wut.
Call me when we find Alexander
Is it real ?
If so why people aren't hyping as fuck?
>>1199913
I believe he was cremated, so it will be impossible to clone him, unfortunately.
DON'T OPEN IT
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One more boring old white male. Wow, so awesome baka senpai
>>1199939
>white
He was Greek
kek the lefty's are probably fucking squirming. It's nice to see more germanic philosophers being discovered. Especially as he was fucking REDPILLED.
good, now they need to find his lost books
>they crack open the tomb
>the first thing they see inside is a skeletal figure masturbating vigorously
>Aristotle was Diogenes all along
>>1200034
>germanic
Are you retarded friend
>>1199939
Aristotle was black you racist
>>1200069
More like
>Archeologists see that the tomb had been broken into and the coffin opened at one point
>Coffin is opened to reveal the skeletal remains of a chicken
>>1200486
>>1198906
What are you honestly talking about?
>>1200486
topest kek
>>1199958
Ancient Greeks were white (before the Turkening).
>>1200069
>they crack open the tomb
>the first thing they see inside is the skeletal figure of a Macedonian arch-mage in full regalia
>he awakes after a two thousand-year slumber
>Aristotle was not a "philosopher" at all but a sort of Merlin figure to Alexander's king Arthur
>unimaginable evil is unleashed upon the world as the Aristotle Lich finds his phylactery buried deep underground in Alexandria, Egypt
>We have to stop Aristotle before he finds Alexander's tomb and resurrects him, but who, in God's name, can stop him?
>Four heroes of light: a Platonist Paladin, a Kantian Barbarian, a Buddhist Monk and a Hindu Mage.
>>1200970
>>We have to stop Aristotle before he finds Alexander's tomb and resurrects him
I would rather join him
>>1200970
>muh eudaemonia
>>1200970
9 out of 11!
>you will never be a Platonic Paladin that gets his divine magic from the Forms!
>You will never be a Kantian Barbarian, who handles all the diplomacy in the party despite not being able to read.
>You will never be a Buddhist Monk that does Buddhists things
>You will never be a Hindu Mage and do some weird ceremony to summon some crazy multi-headed blue God!
>>1201110
Hindu Summoner is much better. Zoroastrian Mage?
>>1201110
It's like you wanted to add on to the joke but don't actually know a single damn historical fact.
>>1201110
>>You will never be a Kantian Barbarian, who handles all the diplomacy in the party despite not being able to read.
I don't get this one.
>>1201122
Barbarians are illiterate. Kantian philosophy shaped political philosophy.
>>1200918
They were as olive skinned then as they are now.
>>1201125
"Barbarian" because of Germans. Germans were called barbarians in ancient times. Kantism is a German philosophy...
>>1201144
What is olive skinned? For me olives are either green or purple...
>>1201168
But Kant was influenced by Hume and Rousseau.
>>1201188
Anglo-Saxons and Francs were Germanic too.
>>1201208
They were a bunch of other things too.
Besides there were a lot of German philosophers besides Kant.
>>1201208
And it still doesn't explain why diplomacy.
>Open tomb
>Discover Aristotle's last testament
>"Alexander and Macedonia are not Greek."
>>1200970
>Hindu Psion
Fixed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siddhi
t. The desperate Hellenic tourist institute
>>1201122
Kant was an illiterate man.
>>1198540
>country in massive debt
>only a miracle can save them
>"OH BOY LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND GUYS"
>>1201144
Source?
>>1201220
>why diplomacy.
I don't get it either. Besides there are too many spellcasters and buffers already.
It's Nietzschian Barbarian now. "Philosophizing with a hammer"...?
>>1201254
Better to take the remains before the chimpout rather than after.
>>1201254
Will resurrected Aristotle teach the Greeks how to pay denbts?
>>1201254
I think they're just in that WE WUZ phase.
>>1198540
Greek protesters will destroy it somehow, I can feel it.
>>1201268
The chimpout is already happening. Look around you.
>>1199011
Aristotle was, unironically, more historically significant than alexander
>>1201283
I don't think it's a phase, dude. That shit is going to be accepted history in less than 20 years. And history from that point will be incriticisable
>>1201311
What shit? That there was a giant Apollo statue in Rhodes?
>>1200918
>Turkening
I don't recall seeing Greeks who look like mongols.
>>1201340
No the WE WUZ-esque historic theories
>>1201373
You do realize that even if something gets approved of by the facebook community it doesn't make it into history?
>>1201379
That's why I said in less than 20 years. Which means probably around 20 years
>>1201373
Greeks saying they were Greeks is WE WUZ history now? Am I missing something?
>>1201425
I was baited into this discussion. I was not talking about greeks, I was just talking about the WE WUZ phase he refered to - which is not something greeks do at all.
But I don't think the WE WUZ phase is a phase, it's a revolution of a sort. And it has nothing to do with greeks. At all.
>>1201425
Did you forget how retarded /int/ is?
>>1201513
I don't have any idea what phenomenon you're referring to
It would be interesting if they found his skull and did genetic research on it.
For example his haplotype group, the size of the skull etc.
>>1201623
>find all the great Greek philosophers
Clone em!
>>1198634
/thread
>mfw they buried him with his oeuvre
>>1201373
WE WUZ has always been apart of history.
100 years ago you had societies trying to tear up sites in Ireland to prove English people wuz Moses and sheeit.
